Bleach Overview
Note to my Loved Fans Sorry for the long wait x3 I shall try to make this nice and long :3
Disclaimer Nope nope. I don't own Bleach. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this.
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15 Minutes before the Actual Start of the Bleach Q&A
"OI! We're here!" Ichigo said, stomping over.
"Ah, who're you? You remind me of Kuro-pon" A blonde haired man said to Ichigo, dressed in a hooded cloak.
"Who're you?" Another boy asked, younger than the other, with ruffled brown hair.
"It's Kurogane!" An older man said, stomping over as Ichigo as well.
"Ano… Minna… You're 5 Minutes early… I'm doing a Tsubasa Chronicles Q&A. Come back later, and if you protest I'm gonna use Hiyono's Stun gun. Hai?" A young girl said darkly, as the shinigamis backed away, knowing what happened to poor old Renji and the Stun Gun.
15 Minutes after our little Scene
"Yo minna" A young girl said loudly, to the crowd before her. She waved her hand as the crowd cheered loudly.
"… It's you again…" Ichigo muttered darkly, as the girl looked at him happily.
"I'm Mimi if you don't know already I'm just here to make sure no one dies. Anyways, on with the Show!" The girl known as Mimi said happily, stepping away from the stage, watching from who knows where.
"Ano… Eto… Konnichiwa! I'm Azmaria" A young girl said from the speaker. "Would Kuchiki Rukia-san please come up?"
"Sure." Rukia said, beginning to walk up.
"Break a leg Rukia. Seriously." Ichigo whispered from the back, and Rukia turned, shooting a glare at him before twirling around to her seat.
"Alright, let's begin."
(AN: Same format as last time, beginning with Azmaria.)
"Rukia-san, why do you like Chappy?"
"Chappy is adorable! A reasonable reason"
"Chappy-freak." Muttered a voice from the back, which was Ichigo's.
"Ah, disregarding Ichigo's comment, another question would be, what do you think of the Byakuya x Rukia couple?"
"I don't believe it. Niisama married Hisana-neesan right?" (Sorry Byakuya x Rukia fans.)
"That's a nice reason what do you think of Ichigo?"
"HE'S AN ANNOYING BASTARD IN BLUNT EASY WORDS."
-Insert Ichigo's urge to strangle Rukia here-
"Ah… Ano… Um… Oh, oh! You are sometimes paired with Renji, how is that to you?"
"I like Renji as a brother, not in that way though."
-Insert Renji's angst here- (Sorry Renji x Rukia fans. I always thought Rukia liked Renji as a sibling and that Renji REALLY DID like Rukia.)
-Insert Ichigo laughing at Renji here-
-Insert Renji calling Ichigo Strawberry-
-Insert Ichigo calling Renji Weird Eyebrows-
-Insert Ichigo and Renji's argument-
-Insert Hitsugaya getting Hyourinmaru out-
"Ahaha… I hope they don't die… Anyways, Rukia-san, is the rumor true?"
"What rumor?"
"That you and Ichigo-san are dating!"
"NANI!?" Renji yelled, jerking up from his dead position.
"Mizuiro, you're dead." Ichigo muttered, stabbing a hole through the stage floor with Zangetsu, and jumping through to escape Renji, who followed.
"ICHIGO YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS!" Mimi yelled through the hole.
"Um, continuing… Rukia-san how does it feel to have a crush on Ichigo-san?"
"EHHHHHHH!?"
"Ano… That's what Kuukaku-san told me."
"… It's not true."
"IT'S TRUE!!! HELL YEAH!" Kuukaku called from the curtains. Rukia felt a chill run down her spine.
"MOVE ON AZMARIA-SAN!!!" Rukia yelled ordering her.
"H-hai! Rukia-san, -gulp- When did you begin to like Ichigo-san?"
-Ichigo thinking: Say when you first met me and great manliness. - (Ok I know that was so OOC, but I couldn't help it.)
"Pass."
"Do you like Renji-san too?"
-Renji thinking: SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES.-
"Pass."
"Do you like Ishida-san?"
-Ishida thinking: … I dearly hope I have hearing problems.-
"What. The. Hell. PASS."
"Is it true you and Hanatarou kissed?"
-Hanatarou thinking: Eh? Eh?? EH!? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?! -Spazz- -
"WHAT THE FUCK!? PASS!!!"
"-gulp- -sweat, sweat, sweat- Did you and Ichigo-san do it?"
"Oh… My… God." Rukia uttered each word slowly, nearly falling out of her seat.
"WHO CAME UP WITH THESE QUESTIONS?!" Rukia shouted, ready to detest and loathe its writer.
"Eto… I'm not supposed to tell…"
"…Kurosaki Ichigo… I am going to kill you…"
"Eheheheh… Moving on… Rukia-san do you have a crush on--"
"… Move on. Or else…"
"Ah… Um, who do you hate the most?"
"Aizen Sousuke was first on my list… Now he's second… the first on my list is obvious. Ichimaru and Tousen are third… Ichigo is SUPER No. 1."
"That little…" Ichigo muttered darkly, head still popping out of the hole in the floor.
"ICHIGO!!!" An angry voice said loudly.
"My cue to run." Ichigo said, ducking into the floor and running off again.
"Um… Azmaria speaking again. Rukia-san, are you truly the murderer of Shiba Kaien?"
"… Hai…"
"ANIKI!!!" Ganju called, hand rising on the sky.
-Insert Ganju's angst-
"Ah... Ganju-san…"
"Azmaria-san, just go on. He'll get over it."
"H-hai! Rukia-san, if you had to kiss either--"
"… NEXT." Ichigo, when I can, I'm gonna kill you. Or torture. Long torture to endure… Kekeke…
"Hai! If anyone killed Chappy, what would you do?"
"I believe we have too many young viewers here. In fact, you are one of them. They are too young to her my conquest if anyone killed Chappy."
"… I'm scared… W-well minna… I t-think that's all the time today… Sayonara!" Azmaria said clapping her hands together, laughing nervously.
Rukia got up, dusting off her shinigami uniform, which everyone was wearing, except for Ishida and Orihime and you got it. The Shinigami dashed over, and hopped into the hole in the stage floor.
"ICHIGO!!! YOU ARE DEAD!!!"
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Final Notes Ok, not TOO long, but I tried w Rukia is a little hard to portray. I didn't want to make this boring so I had to make up something insane. Poor Ichigo, being tortured 24/7.
