The first thing that Raven did was scoop up the bawling Robin and plop him onto the couch. She then levitated Cyborg and Starfire right next to him. Small Beast Boy gave her a small whimper but hopped up on the couch himself, transformed into a small puppy. Raven floated in front of her new friends, scowling and feeling a headache approaching. What did she do?
"Raben." Robin said, chewing on his glove. "I'm hungry."
"I demand sustenance!" baby Starfire wailed, her eyes glowing green. "I demand it now!"
Raven felt her eye twitch with annoyance. "You'll get food when I give it to you. Now be quiet."
"Ain't no way I gonna wait!" Cyborg yelled angrily. He waved his robot arm around in fury. "Food! Now!"
As if on cue, all the Titans (except for Beast Boy) began to chant at once. "Food! Food! Food! Food! Food!"
"I demand Earth food!" Starfire screamed, shooting a bolt at Raven's head.
"Raben feed us!" Robin said, starting to cry again.
Raven rubbed her head. "Okay, I'll get you some food! Just be quiet!"
Grumbling, she floated over to the kitchen and looked through the fridge. There was leftover pizza and some soda, but nothing that would actually feed four little kids. Raven scowled as she grabbed the cold pizza and threw it in the microwave, cursing under her breath. As she waited for it to warm, she heard a pattering from behind her.
She turned around and held her hand out instinctively, her hand glowing black. But it was only Beast Boy, looking ridiculously tiny. He looked up at her with huge, green eyes. "Raben?"
She sighed and put down her hand. "What is it BB?"
The shapeshifter rocked back and forth on his heels. "Raben...I want to 'elp."
Raven raised an eyebrow. "You want to help?"
Beast Boy nodded and gave her a wide smile. "Yus!"
Oh boy.. Raven's eye twitched again. "Go tell the others to calm down. Their food's gonna be ready soon."
"Okay!" he transformed into a small kitten and ran out of the room, his small paws padding behind him.
Raven shook her head and turned to get the pizza out of the oven. As she put it on the plate, she could hear crashing going on in the living. And then another bout of screaming and crying. Oh dear God, what the hell happened now?
She ran into the living room to find her friends all scattered around the room. Starfire was floating around and shooting bolts out of her hands, blowing up pieces of the wall and giggling as she did so. Robin was curled on the floor in a tiny ball, crying about how he just wanted to touch Starfire's pretty hair. Cyborg had Beast Boy in a headlock and was currently giving him a noggie, laughing manically while Beast Boy had started to cry.
"What the hell happened here!?" Raven screamed, accidently blowing up part of the wall with her powers. All the Titans stopped what they were doing, and all at once, they started to cry.
They were all bawling their eyes out.
"Raben hates UUUUUUSS!" Starfire wailed, diving behind a couch.
"Don't hurt me! No spank! No spank!" Cyborg let go of Beast Boy and shoved the crying child forward. "Take him! Take him!"
Beast Boy dived onto the floor and turned into a hedgehog, shivering with fear.
Raven rolled her eyes. "I'm not gonna hurt you. Just fucking calm down, and eat!"
Robin sat up on the couch and gave her a rueful grin. "Ooooooooh. Raben said a bad word!"
"Ooooh." all the Titans piped up at once.
Fuck my life. "Sorry. Now go eat." Raven said coldly, pointing to the kitchen.
