Hyrule

Oohhh my head hurt. No not just my head, my stomach….. It felt like someone punched me right in the gut… or maybe I fell on something?

My head was still swimming in the darkness, when I heard something right under me. Right beneath my… stomach?

Yeah. I could hear it now… sort of a nagging voice, complaining….. About what? Err… it was kind of getting annoying. Slowly, I could see a little bit of light. Boy was it bright out. What was that I smelled.... sea water? When did I get near the ocean? I could hear it now, waves. I could feel the light on my neck and back. So I was facing down, huh? Where was I? The most I could remember was… going into that room.

That dark and scary room… Pein. That was it, Pein's office, with his smart ass tone of voice, and that Konan lady always staring at me like well like I was just a nuisance. Well I could be, especially in the eyes of Kakuzu. Heh he liked me; just didn't want to be soft enough to show it. But whenever no one was around, he would help me with my chores… good o' Kakuzu. Wait what was I thinking of again?

I could feel something pressing up on my stomach. My body was hanging over whatever it was. Man did it hurt; it must have hit me hard. But what was it? The sea water, the waves…. The slight rocking of the boat?

So I was on a boat. The light still hurt, but I could make out the water right under me. Must be a small boat. I think I was on the mast…but was this mast talking??!!

I lifted my head, squinting in the light. Yep, I was draped over this mast's head like thing, and all I could see was ocean. Everywhere. My cloak was waving around, from the wind. Boy was it strong. I turned my head to the left, more oceans. My neck cracked as I swung it to the right. Man did I get a kick out of that.

There was a small boy, maybe 12, staring back at me with big freaked-out eyes. He was in the corner, not moving. "Who-" I began but I was cut off by a sudden jerking under me. It was like the mast of the small boat was trying to…shake me off.

"What is on me?!" it asked. I must be dreaming. The closet thing I came to something weird talking was dogs and cats. But was this boat talking?

He started to shake me off, and it was working. My body was tired, and didn't really move. I could feel the big bruise hurting on my stomach as he shook. Slowly, I slid off, face first down to the water.

SPLASH!

Cold water surrounded me, and I was staring at hazed shades of blue and gray. Cold water engulfed me, a sudden rush; I'll drown soon if I don't get out, or form gills. But I was dreaming, so who cared?

In fact, in all my dreams, I could breathe under water, so why not now?

I sucked in a big breath, but I was wrong. Salty sea water ran up my nose and attacked my through and lungs. Woops guess I wasn't in a dream after all… Desperately, I flailed my arms. But with my heavy boots and clothes, let alone that I already had water filled to capacity in my lungs, I was sinking. Shit.

Time for plan B

I can swim don't get me wrong. It's just that landing on that boat hit a few pressure points, let alone passing out and well, how would you feel being sucked into another dimension huh!?

But when I am in a tight spot, I summon stuff. It's my specialty, and probably one of the reasons that the Akatsuki let me join. They didn't want just any old person of the street. (Which makes me wonder how Clay got in…)

I can summon a wide variety of things. Although my summoning is great, I suck at Genjutsu. My Taijustu is also really good and have good stamina, which is necessary to summon stuff.

I got my hand signs ready, and tried to build up chakra. Only it wouldn't come. It was like I had no chakra, but if that was true I would be dead.

I tried it anyways, but only a small poof of smoke appeared, and then simply disappeared in the shifting waters. Shit. Now I was in trouble.

With no chakra, my lungs filled with salty water and my heavy clothes making me sink. I quickly parted with my long cloak and beautiful camellia flower. I was in big trouble. So much for plan B. Looks like I am going to drown. Ahh, I guess it's my time though; but to die from a random talking boat shaking me into water…weird. At least it's something better than Toby stabbing me or something because I knew he was on the loopy side. You had to watch out when it came to good ol' Toby.

Especially with knifes.

To heck went my sappy story when two little arms reached down, and started hoisting my up. Light filtered into my vision, and I coughed up water. He almost dropped me again, but the mast thingy helped push up my butt with its creepy head.

Their I lie, ever so gracefully, soaking wet, drooling mouth and all, with the slight scent of sea salt.

"What…what happened?" I asked, closing my eyes.

"I think you should be the one talking young miss. Appearing out of nowhere and landing on my head. You should say sorry at least!" nagged the boat.

"What the hell are you talking about? What kind of boat are you!? You can freaking talk and you say to explain MYSELF?" I yelled at the boat, with my eyes still closed. It was somewhere, I didn't exactly care where.

"Wait!" I screamed right as the Thing opened its mouth. "What about Ravenn? And Clay? Did you see anymore people!? Crap! Clay can't swim for shit!" I started yelling. What a day.

Ravenn

"AHHH!" I screamed.
One minute I was in Pein's dark room and the next I was falling through the sky into a seemingly endless ocean.
SPLASH!
The breath was knocked out of me. Don't go thinking 'Oh she's so wimpy, she can't even swim after falling a few feet' cause I can. If not for the fact that those few feet were actually a few hundred feet I'd be fine right now. But it wasn't, so now I'm plunging into the dark depths of the ocean.
Lucky me.
I guess my instincts kicked in or something cause suddenly I was at the surface, gulping for air. I looked around.

Blue...for miles.
That was all I could see. It was just my luck to land in the middle of the ocean after being teleported to some unknown universe in the middle of freakin' nowhere! Ahh, sweet venting. You should try it sometime. It really helps.

Might as well start swimming.

So I swam and swam.
After a good hour (guess all that training paid off) I was starting to lose hope of ever finding an island, let alone civilization when I saw a blurry shape in the distance.
As I got closer I realized that it wasn't an island (damn) but a weird...fishing ...boat? I approached it carefully. Wouldn't you? I mean, what type of person comes out to the middle of the ocean to fish?
Crazy ones. That's who.
The closer I got the clearer the grey blobs ,that in my boredom had come to be known as Jeff, Thing 1, Thing 2 ,and Michelangelo III ( I'm not very creative get over it) became. After a long while of swimming, I realized that each of them wore a large scuba diving helmet that hid their faces and underwear. Short...Speedo...underwear. It looked so...ugh. Look away Ravenn. Look away.
I forced my eyes away from their lower regions and then noticed their tanned chests. They must come out here often. The boat itself was very small. Each of the twins (as I was now calling them) stood in a single file line. On the makeshift boat there were 4 people. Mikey aka Michelangelo III was my favorite.

Don't get me wrong.

He looked no different than the others, brown Speedos and all. It wasn't what he wore that caused me to favor him but where he stood. Mikey stood between Thing 1 and
Thing 2. Perfectly symmetrical. Some people liked basketball, some liked beating others up, well I liked symmetry.

I wasn't obsessed with it or anything. I just liked for things to make sense. Take waking up for example. I would never EVER wake up at 7:47. Ever. It just doesn't make sense. Why wake up at such an f'd up time? I'd rather wake up at a better time like 7:45. Even though it isn't perfectly symmetrical, it still makes better sense than 7:47. Speaking of making better sense, I just can't see why anyone would be out here!

I don't even want to be out here. At least it was sunny.

Rather than dwelling on the weirdness of the people on the boat I took a closer look at the boat itself.

The brown fishing vessel was very slim. It had the bare necessities, maybe even less. At the helm of the boat stood Jeff. He, like the others wore a large scuba helmet. It had a small pane of glass on the front that was impossible to see through. Well, maybe if I got closer, but I couldn't tell from here. Jeff was taller than the others and probably older since he was at the steering wheel, apart from the shorties. Separating Jeff from the kids was a large bulky fishing thing that took up a good 80 percent of the boat. It was really big and had a thick rope looped around it a bunch of times. It looked like your ordinary fish hook on steroids until you got to where the hook should have been. The…um… hook hung from a long piece of wood that jutted out from the top of its oversized middle.

Only, instead of a hook there was a rusty old claw thingy. It didn't look like it could catch a fish any better than Clay could. And he can't even swim. The old claw looked more like it would be used for picking up treasure or something, but who does that anymore? Everyone knows that there aren't any riches under the sea. Even if there was, the pirates would have gotten it by now, and we all know how real they are.

Sadly, I was actually thinking of hitching a ride with people like this. By now I didn't care if they were mass murderers. I'd still get in with them. All I cared about was getting out of this water. Heck! Technically I hang out with people worse than that every day. The only way I wouldn't get in is if they were singing. It's my only weakness. Horrible singers.

I know it sounds stupid but whenever I am forced to listen to Rachel and Hidan sing on karaoke night I literally consider committing suicide. I'm a weapons specialist. I could do it. And if I have to listen to them sing one more time, they will be silenced. Whether by me or of their own free will it WILL happen. Probably by me since it's just sooo much more fun that way.

So close. They can probably see me by now.

"Hey! Heeeeeey!!!" I called to them and as I began to approach the dingy boat.

What came next though almost made me turn around and go look for some other weird scuba people to hitch a ride with.

All of the scuba kids turned toward me at the same time. Like, the exact same time. And that's not even the worst of it. After they did their weird turning thing they all pointed.

Yes. You heard me right. Pointed.

And not the regular type of pointing where you use your hand. Oh no, that wasn't weird enough for them. The three of them used their whole arm to do it. Straight and stiff as a board.

And the stare!

It was just so creepy! Their eyes were wide open, and not once did they blink. Maybe if I keep moving they'll stop.

WRONG! Rather than stopping they followed me. Pointed fingers and all. As I moved left, so did their fingers. Slowly, I made my way to their boat, and not once did any of them blink. Mikey, Thing 1, and Thing 2 each watched me like a hawk.

Ehh. So weird. Why was I the one that had to land here? Why couldn't Rachel? She loved stuff like this. Or Clay. Better him than me.

I closed my eyes. Looking at them was going to give me nightmares for weeks. I could imagine it now. Getting flashes of Clay in spandex underwear. Toby, Hidan, and Diedara singing 'A Pirate's Life for Me' off key while wearing scuba diving helmets.

A chill went down my spine at the thought of it.

"Psssst!"

I looked around. The twins were no longer pointing at me. Thank whatever God there is out there. All of them were facing towards the front of the boat, so I did the same.

There was Jeff. He was looking at me intently, as if he wanted to tell me something but couldn't.

"Psssst!" He whispered a bit louder this time. I swam closer. If only to stop the annoying pssssst-ing.

As soon as I was in earshot he started that irritating whispering again. "Hey Bub! If you know anything about the legendary golden treasure," he paused. Now Jeff was bending down, his hand by his helmet covered mouth in a sad attempt to make him sound louder than the ever crashing waves, "Those Triumph Forks thingies…Be sure to tell me."

I looked at him like he was crazy. What in the five ninja nations was a Triumph Fork? I knew from experience that nothing can be done with a fork. Accept eat. Which made them worth it. Sporks, on the other hand were unsymmetrical pieces of trash. They were almost as bad as ocarinas. Were they shells? Flutes? I don't really know but they bug the hell out of me. Why couldn't they put two blowing holes?

A light bulb appeared above my head. Or maybe that was just my imagination. Either way I had an idea.

"And keep this a well guarded secret, Bub" he finished.

I resisted giving him the famous 'Are you stupid?' look and instead opened my mouth to talk. Only I never got the chance to since as soon as he finished the annoying munchkins put their fingers to their mouth and shhhh'd. Wow…just wow.

I'd expected something like this though and kept right on talking. "I know how to get to the nearest tri-fork thingy." I said kinda quietly. Apparently it wasn't quiet enough though cause halfway through I was greeted by a chorus of 'shhhs.'

Jeff had heard me though and leaned in closer. Five dollars he falls into the water. "Really! Tell me where!" Eew. Rude much. If it wasn't a lie in the first place I definitely wouldn't be telling him.

"Well, I need a map to look at so I know what direction you need to go." He hurriedly shoved a map in my face. I lost my balance and sank under the water. When I surfaced he was looking at me expectantly. Totally unaffected by the fact that he had just dunked me under the water.

"Well?" I glared at him before skillfully holding the map above my soaking wet head and examined it. I didn't really give a crap about where we went so I just picked the first one I saw, completely ignoring the two glowing dots on the map near the dice shaped island.

"It's near Tingle Island so you have to head southeast from here."

"Right!" That was growing old really quick. I sighed before climbing onto the front of the boat, my feet dangling off the edge. Then the crappy excuse for a boat actually started moving! I don't know how they did it but soon we were heading full speed ahead towards Tingle Island. Whatever that was.

At least I was getting dry.

Clay

My eyes felt like they were going to pop right out of their sockets. Well let me explain. So here I am, falling face first, into what seems like a giant flock of sea gulls. What were sea gulls doing in the middle of the ocean, you ask? I sure as hell don't know. It's like they were a warning sign or something.

I was about to enter the flock, but no I wasn't screaming. Hidan and Kakuzu are much scarier than this. I really don't know how Rachel can live with them but they are way nicer to her than me. Even Kakuzu has a soft side for her. Ravenn has to deal with that freak Toby... yeeshh. At least I have Zestu who is the better of the creeps.

A lone sea gull was coming up fast, and BAM hit me right in the face. "SQUWWAKKK" it screamed, and then flew awkwardly away.

BAM

BAM

BAM

More sea gulls. With three new cuts I entered the water. I'm not a very dramatic guy but those cuts stung like hell.

Gray hazes formed around me and instinctively my hand went for my moustache. But it WASN'T THERE. This is where I get dramatic

Rachel

"WHERE ARE THEY!?" I started screaming, looking randomly at the pure blue ocean. Pein would be really mad if he found out I was lost.

"WOULD YOU TELL US WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!?" started screaming the bothersome boat. I squinted my eyes, and slowly turned my head, as menacing as I could, to look at the boat. Hidan told me all about looking scary when I was little, and I mastered it at the age of 10

"Y-you don't scare us." said the boat, reeling its head. "Humph." I grunted, staring to take of my heavy boots, the stupid magic bag that got us in this mess, and my jacket. I was left with my black and white cuffed shorts, bare feet, no weapons (I left my kunai bag too) and my black and white skull shirt.

The ocean breeze blew my wet, but still light orange spiky hair in my face. I stood up, making the boat rock, and dived over board.

"What are you doing now!?" yelled the boat, looking at me.

"You're right. Summoning a fish would be stupid." I said, looking at the sky. "what I really need is a sea gull. I could feel my chakra come back; I guess warping takes away all your chakra. I did my routine hand signs, with the boat staring dumbly at me, and down came a measly sea gull.

It landed on the boats head, witch made its eyes squirm trying to look at it. Green Boy was still in slight shock, with his knees tucked in, sitting at the far end of the boat. He's not much of a talker.

I placed my hands together, making them almost clap. Smoke evolved the bird, making it look kind of like one of Deidara's big birds, but with more color.

It jumped in the air, and splashed in the water, swimming like a duck. Now it was Boaty's turn to be in shock.

"What-what was that!?" screamed the boat. The boy was now panting, eyes wide, and one hand on his little sword.

"Calm down. It's just a sea gull." I said, climbing on from the salty water, my bare toes clutching onto the feather for support. It was unusually soft. "Unless you have better ways of finding my friends, then speak up now, or I'm leaving." I stated, looking at the boat then the boy.

"Oh." He uttered, and then pulled out a sea chart. Three spots were glowing, so what did that mean?

"This is us now." said the boat while the boy pointed to one square that had a glowy spot. "And if I'm not wrong, these must be your friends." said the boat, the boy pointing to the two other spots. They were not too far, but I would need that map.

"Alright. You can come with us, since were heading that direction anyways." Said the boat like he was doing a huge favor. But Hidan taught me to just take what I want and not deal with the sappy stuff.

Acting quickly, I grabbed the paper, but the boy was quick to. Guess he liked it or something, cause he unleashed his sword, leaped out of the boat and aimed for my head, I ducked, just as fast, but it cut or the tips of my spiky hair. Wow was it sharp. I jumped back, but the sea gull wasn't that big.

With one foot almost over the edge, and the kid with the deadly blade, I decided not to make too much of a hassle.

"Fine. I was just teasing. Here have it back." I pouted, looking the other way, while thrusting the chart back to the boy.

He gave a cute smile, that I gotta say it made him look really innocent. That had to come in handy.

"Alright. I'll fly on my bird, while you two sail in front." I said, channeling the bird as I raised in the air. The boy nodded, and a sail sprung up from nowhere, (how does that work anyways?) and they were off.

At least it was a start.


"HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?" I asked for about the millionth time. It wasn't even night time yet. Uggh. And this BOAT! God did It know how to NAGG! No wonder that boy doesn't even talk!

"I've been telling you." Said the boat, just about to scream. "Its going to take only about 10 more minutes to reach the first dot. Didn't your parents ever tell you to be patient!?" it said.

This was my chance to gloat.

"I don't live with my parents." I said with a small smirk. I loved telling people about Hidan. "Oh. Really? I'm sorry I didn't know that." Said the boat a little awkwardly. "I've got people better than parents, so don't be sorry!" I said, cross-legged, head held high in the air and a big grin plastered on my face.

I even hade the boy's attention. (he was staying out of are fight the whole time. In fact, he hadn't even said one word!)

"Me and my friends have the best Sensei in the world." I started, a strange sparkle in my eyes, and a distant look. The boat was looking at me, he was even interested in the strange girl who fell from the sky.

"Mmm. His name is Hidan, my sensei, and- oh I even have a picture!" I said, reaching into my pocket, and pulled out the picture of Hidan, me ridding on his shoulders while we were running a race against Zetsu, (we won!) Kisame had taken it. There are only two copies. Ones with me and the other is with him.

I told the sea gull to come down mentally and we flew right next to the boat, making the boys hat fly off. Luckily he caught it because I wasn't going to get it if it flew overboard!

I handed the boy the picture, who studied it for a while. The smallest smile crossed his lips, and his eyes went soft. Aww!

He showed it to the boat, who just grunted. "What's up with all the blood stains on his shirt?" he said a little suspicious.

Uh-oh. I was never allowed to tell anybody what we really did in the Akatsuki.

"He has a lot off cuts and stuff from intense training. He doesn't really like to wash his clothes all the time so..." I said my eyes darting to the left like every liar does.

Clay

In the water, I was frantically searching for my moustache. What was Ravenn going to think if I lost it!? She was the one to introduce me to it! She would be so disappointed. And that other girl, Rachel, oh man will she make fun of me. She and Hidan act like I'm the dork in their little club. Newsflash, that was them 100 percent.

With all the commotion about the moustache, I didn't notice the whirl pool and the sudden storm clouds that had begun to form around me. But oceans do that. The whirl pool wasn't anything I couldn't swim out of. What was that noise? It sounded like something was coming up out of the… water? And the sea gulls sure were screaming. Like they were screaming to get away.

I turned around and there it was.

The biggest, hugest squid/octopus I have ever seen. It had twelve yellow green eyes that were darting around with flat pupils. Suddenly, they all centered on ME.

If I wasn't so freaked out about the octopus I would have just swam away, this whirl pool wasn't that strong. But yet again, what would you do if you came face to face with one of these freaks?

"HOLY SHI-"I started, before it swallowed me. Great. More blackness. I was still alive, to my surprise. It was holding me in its mouth, with all the saliva covering me. I tried not to think about that.

Wait! Was it getting ready to spit me OUT!? No! Shit! I don't need that! Spitting me out was worse than keeping me in. It was actually pretty cozy in here.

The octopus started flexing its mouth muscles and-

PULLFFFF

More flying. Wonderful. And the worst part- I didn't get my moustache back!!

Rachel

"Hey... what's that noise?" I asked. It sounded like a soft whistling. Was something shooting towards me?

"I hear it now." Said the boat, stopping. The boy was looking around in confusion. "hey!" I screamed, pointing at a little figure, coming up fast, shooting through the air. "is that it?" I yelled.

"OH SHIT ITS COMING THIS WAY!" screeched the Boat like a little school girl. Just for a moment, it was so awkward. I looked at him like 'WTF' and the boy did the same, and if that thing had cheeks it would be redder than the cheep paint he had painted on him.

I wasn't paying attention, when the thing ran into me. It was actually a person! Knocked me right off my seagull. And I just got dry.

Ravenn

"DON"T LEAVE ME HERE ALOOOOONE!!!"

They rode off quickly in the other direction. Nooo! This can't be happening. My worst nightmare coming to life. Well not my worst, but very, very close. This guy was dancing and singing around me in circles. Something about the Legendary Fairy girl or something. All I know is that I had to get out of here.

F/B: "Oh by the way, I have no idea what a Golden fork is or why you would need it. But thanks for the ride. Let's just see if my friends are here and hurry on to the next island."

Because I turned around I didn't notice the angry glares that had formed on all of their faces. But what I did notice was the ugly green man that had jumped down from the large tree house thing. Well saying ugly was a bit of an understatement. He was absolutely hideous. The little man looked to be about 3" something and was clothed from head to toe in bright green spandex. His legs were small and pointy, and when he walked it was a waddle. Side to side. That's not even the bad part compared to the rest of him. His stomach was much larger than the rest of him. Love handle after love handle. I shuddered. Pop bellies were so not my thing. I don't even want to talk about his flabby chest or chubby arms. Cause all my focus was on his face.

I know it's rude to stare, but if you were me you would too. Shamelessly. He had a small coal black goatee that protruded from his teardrop face. On both of his cheeks were red swirls that (Beware of HEAVY sarcasm) complimented his bright red nose that even Rudolph would laugh at. His forehead was shiny and large. My eyes were starting to hurt from looking at it.

After you get past his weird buck teeth and his larger than life eyebrows, the scariest thing was his eyes. The horror movie elf's eyes were half-lidded and looked like crescent moons. They seemed like normal eyes, but if you look closer you'll notice the scary look he's giving you. Like he's going to take a butter knife to your back. I took a step back. Then another. He mirrored my movements.

*Flashback end*


Rachel

I was walking down that glittery tunnel. If I could describe this place in one word it would be: sparkles.

The whole place was either made of sparkles or a toddler got creative with a couple bottles of glitter. You might wonder how we got to such a place though. Well when a stupid person named Clay flew into me we both fell onto this weird island. Next thing I knew we were falling down a dark hole and then BAM! Glitterville.

In the middle of the place was a crystal clear pond with floating orbs of light. I thought they were fireflies until I started getting closer. Clay was standing dumbstruck looking and when I stood next to him I could see little people with wings in the orb. But you have to look really close, inches away I mean. I stepped in the pond to get a closer look when

Poof!!!

I thought there was a explosion so I grabbed Clay and threw him at it. For protection you know? Whe'll there busy dealing with him I can escape. Not that I can't fight, (I can beat up Toby–sometimes-) but I just don't like it that much. Ravenn is a weapons master, so she obviously is aggressive. The countless cat fights we have make me wince.

Instead of an explosion there was a giant purple lady with four arms and a blue looking dress that floated a few inches of the ground. The dress really made her look like she didn't have any legs, which I was starting to think.

"heheheh!!" she giggled. "Let me help you on your quest young warrior." She giggled I think she was talking to Clay, (who was sitting on his wet butt in the pond, stupefied.) she did a weird posture with her arms, two of them clasped in the air, and two clasped in front of her face. The ones in her face opened to reveal a lily flower. She blew on it, and littered Clay's pale face with it. He sneezed and the freak-lady frowned.

She squinted at Clay and gasped. "You're not the war-"

"NOW!!" I screamed summoning a jar big enough to hold her. Clay jumped up, and landed on her, swung around, brought her to the ground, and got her into a choke hold.

I picked up my enormous bottle (about the size of a tractor) and uncorked the lid. I scooped up the Great Fairy, and Clay corked the top.

There was the Fairy, crying her strange purple eyes out and pounding with all four fist on the crystal clear glass.

"Don't break it." I grunted I picked it up (strangly there was no weight difference form before) and started to walk towards the exit.

The same sucking feeling and pop! we were back on the surface.

"Did your friend enjoy the fairy-" started the boat then dropped his jaw.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT!" He screamed and the boy started coming at us, sword unleased and blood thirsty.

"Get on the bird." Said Clay, stepping in front like some kind of hero.

"But can you even fight??" I asked worriedly, looking at him. He smirked and shoved me on the bird. (the island wasn't that big and the bird was just a couple feet away.

I have never seen Clay fight. Normally Zestu takes him to train privately. And normally, Hidan beats him up without Clay even trying to fight back. But I'll tell you- watching Clay beat up that other boy made my stomach do backflips. There was so much blood at the end, even I had some blood splatter because it just flew so far. Clay climbed on, staining my bird red.

I stared. Mouth agap, I just sat there dumbstruck. "Well go!" he said as if nothing ever happened. I looked at the bloody heap of the Green Boy, now his clothes more red than green, I nudged my bird and we rose steadily into the air.

Clay and I had already discussed about how to get to Ravenn. He memorized about how long one square on the map was, and could calculate how long It would be. All I have to do is make the bird fly north-west.


Ravenn

I turned back toward the elf man. "Holy Crap! He multiplied!" Now rather than one annoying, out of tune singing elf man there were FOUR. Right then I decided that anything, anythingwas better than this and reached for my weapons pouch. It was me or them and well I don't think anyone would miss them very much sooo…

But when I went to pull out my dagger. Nothing. It couldn't be! It must have fallen out while I was swimming. 'It's okay Ravenn. No big deal. Just use another one to kill them.' I calmed down and tried to grab a different weapon but I only felt air. It was empty. Crap. Using my hands to kill them wasn't in the plan…think……think….AHA!!! Maybe if I kept them talking the horrid singing would end!

"So…why exactly are you singing?" Each of them froze in place and then turned towards me. The extra three elves looked to the green one, not uttering a sound. At least something good came from talking to them.

"We are singing because the Great Fairy Girl has finally appeared! In my life I have only seen Fairy Boy but now girl has come! Joy! We must sing and dance!" With that they went back to their prior activities.

I decided that I didn't have to subject myself to that, and went over to the tower of monsters and began to climb. It was worth it if I could get away from the crazies for a few minutes.

After climbing all the way up the ladder, I walked over to the side of the platform closest to where I'd come from. There I found a small wooden chest that clearly read TINGLE. Curious, I opened it and looked inside. In it was a piece of paper that didn't make any sense to me whatsoever. Deciphering maps? Spray with warm water? Overcharging? Random much.

Next to it was a small telescope that I eagerly picked up. I'd always wanted to use one of these! I put the glass up to my eye and examined the area. Lots and lots of water…who would've guessed? I n the far distance I could see a small blob in the air. Followed by a dark figure on the sea. Maybe it was Rachel!? Or Clay! Either worked for me as long as I got out of this place! This was a world that I definitely never wanted to come back to.

As time passed the flying figure became clearer. It seemed to be a bird carrying a person, meaning that it was unquestionably Rachel. She was the only one I knew weird enough to summon something like that to travel with…

I heard the sound of footsteps behind me, meaning the mutated elves were coming. There was no way I was going to end up in the same situation as earlier so I did the first thing that came to mind… I jumped. Their climbing subsided as they jumped down after me and began to advance.

I was flying as fast as I could to get to Ravenn. I could see her now, surrounded by some weird little elf thingies. Clay was seated on the back of my bird holding on for dear life. The sea gull was at full charge now, flapping hard. The island that Ravenn was on seemed small and had a large totem pool coming from the middle of it. It had these weird ass faces covering every inch of it and they were starting to creep me out.

I could hear something like singing, and Clay looked at me questioningly. I shrugged. The chart on the Green Boy's map said that Ravenn was on that island. My biggest thought was is she hurt? Ravenn was nice to hang around with since growing up with scary burly men made you want to scream at times. Ravenn kept me 'girl' company and kept me from freaking out at times. Clay on the other hand was more strange than comforting. He was too reserved and moody. It was like trying go to talk to a girl with serious PMS problems.

Almost there. I had stuffed the great fairy into that weird bag thingy that was on my shoulder and its weight was beginning to hurt my arm. Reaching the shore line, I jumped off of my gull. The ground made my legs feel like jelly. Flying on a bird can really make your legs sore. The red boat was a little farther behind us, not being as fast as my gull, but I was sure if they finally caught up, there would be trouble.

"Hey!!" screamed Ravenn who was trapped in a circle of weird dancing g elves, I ran full charge. " Wha-what are you doing???" she screamed as I ran.

Lets just say that when my foot came in contact with the green elf's face it wasn't pretty. Blood at first, then it was just gone. Out into the distance of the great sea. If you squinted hard you could catch the glimpse of a small figure plummeting into the ocean.

The other elves' outcome was just as bad or even worse. My foot was on the formerly white one's (they all looked red now) back, proclaiming my victory to all. With a blood splattered face, I finally smiled and helped Ravenn up.

She looked a bit confused, but after a moment of silence a loud yell sounded from above us. We looked up. Clay was screaming like the little girl he truly was while falling from the sky. I spotted my gull a few feet away merrily flapping away. Who knew that thing was so smart?

Ravenn wasn't exactly alarmed either. We knew he could easily save himself with his ninjutsu. Clay had a wind element chakra so I figured he'd cushion the ground or something. Which is exactly what he tried to do. Multiple hand signs formed but when he got to the end nothing happened. He was shocked. Oops…must of forgotten about that. Ninja stuff didn't work here.

He plunged face first into the grassy ground. I heard something crack. That had to hurt. We looked at him for all of two seconds before growing bored. He wasn't dying or anything!

"Well, this has been fun but I think it's time to ditch this place…" I said as I spotted the familiar red boat approaching. I removed the bulky bag from my back and went through the same sequence of pushing and waiting. Soon enough a giant vortex erupted from within it, sucking us all in. Again.

A/N- Oh Yeah! The next chappies gonna be soooo cool! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!