Author's note: Gymnastics is usually something difficult for those over 5 foot 5 (or 177cm, for you non-US types. So to remedy that, just pretend those bars Darien was using earlier are at maximum height. I also took the liberty of having him demonstrate his beam skills later on with a beam twice the standard size. You may not have noticed my errors earlier but I felt a little guilty so I'm coming clean.

I'll stop talking so you can read now, kay?

Puzzled by Serena's lack of attention, Haruka looked in the direction the girl was staring in and smirked.

"That's Chiba Darien, in case you were wondering about the view."

Serena turned red with anger. "The Jerkwad is not good-looking!"

Mina put on a sly smile similar to Haruka's. "She didn't say anything about his attractiveness, Serena."

Serena clenched her fists, looking daggers. "I said-"

"Actually, Haruka's comment could have meant any number of things such as his show of strength and that sort of thing. It was was you who heard the comment and interpreted it as a remark about Darien's good looks." Ami said helpfully.

Serena's head buzzed as she tried to understand what the bluenette said. She heard someone's deep breathing behind her and knew what was coming next.

"Meatball Head! What a pleasant surprise!

"Hello, Jerkface." She said haughtily, hoping to restore some dignity.

Darien smiled and went it for the kill. "So you don't think I'm good-looking, Meatball Head? It sure seemed like you do."

Serena glared at him. "Only an idiot would find you attractive, Chiba."

Darien crossed his arms. "Well it's not like you don't fit the bill, Meatball Head. Besides, why else would you be in a gymnastics place than if you were stalking me?"

Serena saw red. "I'm interested in a class here you dumb ass! Why don't you go do us all a favor and shove a needle up your ass! Maybe that'll deflate your ego!"

Mina and Raye were dying of laughter. They'd never heard Serena swear before-not even when facing the Negaverse! (A/N hasn't anyone noticed they never swear? I'm not the type to cuss unnecessarily, but if you ask me, there were some situations where I'd drop the s-word a few times.)

Darien didn't back down. "Why bother trying? You can't walk five steps without falling on your face and flashing the world."

That was the last straw for Serena. "I'll show you walking!" She hissed, streaking off toward the vaults.

A look of alarm suddenly crossed over Haruka's face when she realized what the raging girl was doing. "Come back here, Serena! I haven't even showed you how to use a springboard properly!"

Panic washed over her friends' faces. She wasn't going to be so stupid as to expose them, right?

Serena felt herself flying along the track. She saw a springboard.

'I guess I'm supposed to use that. Oh, well,' She thought as she skipped it entirely and sailed through the air.

For half a second she was perfectly still in a handstand. Her back arched and she pushed off the vault with her hands, landing on her feet, her arms up in a calm salute.

Darien looked astonished.

Mina, Lita, Raye, and Amy were ready to lecture the hell out of her.

And somewhere in Serena's mind, it dawned on her the seriousness of what she had done. "Oh, Gods." She breathed.

You like? If it makes you sick, get over it and review! If you love it, review! I was kidding about the first part, honest.