Authors' Note: Sorry for not updating last weekend. Spottedmask was sick and I had a funeral to go to. We will try to update more frequently. Enjoy the chapter! J
Ch. 2
On the screen the words "Love Song for Professor Lupin" appeared. "Oooooooooh! Moony becomes a Professor!" Sirius nearly squealed.
Moony held his ears at the high pitch and said, "Why would Dumbledore let me be a Professor, and why is this a love song?!"
"Well of course it's a love song, you're hot, Remmy!" Sirius exclaimed and Remus became bright red. Everyone else ignored them as the song began to play.
Sigh*
Professor Lupin
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Professor Lupin
La-la-la
"You know they're calling him Professor Lupin. That means they are his students," Lilly noted.
Remus paled, "I am not a PEDOPHILE!"
[CHORUS]
I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
"Oooooooh, I wonder what it is," Sirius giggled. Remus paled even more.
I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve
"No, really?" Bellatrix sneered.
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense
"Cool! Remmy the dark arts teacher! I bet the kids can slack off in his class!" Sirius exclaimed. Without looking away from the screen, Remus slapped him on the head, and James laughed at Sirius' hurt expression.
[VERSE 1]
First we had Quirrel
"Isn't he that shy Ravenclaw in the year ahead of us?" Lilly asked.
"Yes, he is," Remus answered.
But he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind
"WHAT?!" Everyone screamed.
Lockhart was next
"Wait, that idiot Slytherin was teaching? Those poor students," Remus shook sympathetically. The Slytherins were angry that they couldn't disagree.
I guess he wrote some dumb books
"He can write?" James asked looking shocked. The Slytherins glared.
I never, I never read them
[CHORUS]
I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
"TELL US ALREADY!" Sirius screamed.
I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense
[VERSE 2]
I remember Moody
Who wasn't Moody at all
He was just, he was just Crouch
(Junior!)
"Wait, what's going on? I'm confused!" Frank said.
"Don't worry we all are," James assured him.
"There's a second Crouch?" Lilly asked.
"Yeah, he's in Ravenclaw. He's a year younger than us," Remus replied.
Who'd forget Umbridge
That mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left
"Dumbledore let the Toad teach?" James sounded angry.
"The Toad?" Lilly asked sounding confused and disgusted.
"She's a third year Hufflepuff that looks like a toad, and she's arrogantly annoying," James explained.
That year was Snape
He wanted that job so bad
Go back to, go back to Potions
"Dumbledore let Severus teach? Did he want the kids to die?" Regulus whispered to Lucius.
Lucius laughed, "Yeah, I guess someone had too many lemon drops." Regulus stifled a giggle when Dumbledore looked over at them.
[CHORUS]
I want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
"What's the secret?!" Sirius screamed.
"Really, Padfoot, you are so dumb!" If looks could kill Remus would've been sent to Azkaban for the look he sent Sirius.
I'm sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn't approve
Of the crush I have
On a former teacher
"Oh that's the secret!" Sirius exclaimed. Everyone stared him in exasperation.
What can I say
I guess werewolves are kind of cute
All the Slytherins and Gryffindors, except Severus, Lilly, James, Sirius, Peter, and Dumbledore, yelled, "WHAT! We're at school with a WEREWOLF!"
"That makes so much sense," Frank exclaimed smiling warily at Remus.
"Old man, why did you let him into this school?!" Bellatrix screamed.
"Miss Black, Mister Lupin is not a threat to any student at this school. We make sure he is isolated and safe during his transformations. As I already said he is not a threat. If he was I assure you he would not be here," Dumbledore explained calmly. Remus shrunk under the glares sent his way. James, Sirius, Lilly, and Peter sat next to him and glared at the other kids. Reus sent a small smile their way.
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense
"The end of another interesting song," Dumbledore commented lightly, "I wonder what song will be next."
"Let's hope it doesn't reveal as many secrets as this one did," Remus muttered and flinched at the glares he got.
"Nothing can be as bad as a love song to Lupin," Severus muttered under his breath. He spoke to soon.
