Chapter 2

Leo and Calypso sit on their chairs, with a box between them.

Leo: Today, Percy is coming.

Calypso: Yeah, but first we are playing: Guess What Is in this Box!

Leo: Guys, start guessing!

The screen lit up, saying: Blue cheese, pranks, Riptide, etc.

Leo(rolling his eyes): All wrong.

Calypso: Why do you all think that we told you Percy would be coming?

The screen lit up again, saying: Percy, following a bunch of things, like, 'really' or 'what?'

Calypso(checks the screen): Annabeth is right!

Leo: No wonder his mother is a wisdom goddess.

Calypso opens the box, showing a gagged Percy.

Leo lets Percy out.

Percy: Did you have to kidnap me from my cabin? I thought I would lose my memory again!

Leo and Calypso: Sorry.

Percy: I guess this is the show, huh? Nice place.

Leo: Yeah. First question. From Piper: What was your first thought when you met Calypso for the first time?

Percy: Scared. Out of my mind.

Calypso: Why?

Percy: I told you. I once met Circe, who had a nice island and a bad habit of turning men to pigs. If I turned into one again, Annabeth won't be there to save me.

The screen lit up, with a message saying: I would do the same if Zeus let me.

Calyspo: It HAS to be Artemis.

Leo: Yeah. Second question.

Calyspo: If you had to kill a god or demigod or whatsoever, who?

Percy: Can I select two?

Leo: No.

Percy: Gaia.

Leo: Oh.

Calypso: Would you both stop using only one word?

Leo: Sure.

Percy: Ok.

Calypso: ARGHHHHHH!

Leo: See? You only used one word as well!

Percy: Yeah!

Leo: For the record, you didn't say more one-word sentences than me.

Percy: Oh.

Calypso: He wins now.

Leo: Ok.

Percy: Tie.

Calypso: Percy wins. Third question:

Percy: What?

Leo and Calypso: ARGGHHHHH!

Percy(gulps): Bye.

Pipes burst in all directions, washing Percy away.

Leo: I guess we should say...

Before he finished, the screen lit up and said a million 'Bye's.

Calypso: The screen won the one-word sentence saying competition.

Leo: Argh! Argh!

The screen said: Argo?

Calypso: Did we end yet?

Producer(Hephaestus): Like, 3 seconds ago. Yeah.

Calypso and Leo: Bye.