Chapter 2
Leo and Calypso sit on their chairs, with a box between them.
Leo: Today, Percy is coming.
Calypso: Yeah, but first we are playing: Guess What Is in this Box!
Leo: Guys, start guessing!
The screen lit up, saying: Blue cheese, pranks, Riptide, etc.
Leo(rolling his eyes): All wrong.
Calypso: Why do you all think that we told you Percy would be coming?
The screen lit up again, saying: Percy, following a bunch of things, like, 'really' or 'what?'
Calypso(checks the screen): Annabeth is right!
Leo: No wonder his mother is a wisdom goddess.
Calypso opens the box, showing a gagged Percy.
Leo lets Percy out.
Percy: Did you have to kidnap me from my cabin? I thought I would lose my memory again!
Leo and Calypso: Sorry.
Percy: I guess this is the show, huh? Nice place.
Leo: Yeah. First question. From Piper: What was your first thought when you met Calypso for the first time?
Percy: Scared. Out of my mind.
Calypso: Why?
Percy: I told you. I once met Circe, who had a nice island and a bad habit of turning men to pigs. If I turned into one again, Annabeth won't be there to save me.
The screen lit up, with a message saying: I would do the same if Zeus let me.
Calyspo: It HAS to be Artemis.
Leo: Yeah. Second question.
Calyspo: If you had to kill a god or demigod or whatsoever, who?
Percy: Can I select two?
Leo: No.
Percy: Gaia.
Leo: Oh.
Calypso: Would you both stop using only one word?
Leo: Sure.
Percy: Ok.
Calypso: ARGHHHHHH!
Leo: See? You only used one word as well!
Percy: Yeah!
Leo: For the record, you didn't say more one-word sentences than me.
Percy: Oh.
Calypso: He wins now.
Leo: Ok.
Percy: Tie.
Calypso: Percy wins. Third question:
Percy: What?
Leo and Calypso: ARGGHHHHH!
Percy(gulps): Bye.
Pipes burst in all directions, washing Percy away.
Leo: I guess we should say...
Before he finished, the screen lit up and said a million 'Bye's.
Calypso: The screen won the one-word sentence saying competition.
Leo: Argh! Argh!
The screen said: Argo?
Calypso: Did we end yet?
Producer(Hephaestus): Like, 3 seconds ago. Yeah.
Calypso and Leo: Bye.
