Trance told the havoc and the doom that they would break something. She told them they should say sorry to each other so nobody would get hurt. But they didn't listen to her. All their chaos in the middle of Havocdoom Crossing made a crack in the ground. It was as long as her finger! Trance nearly fainted at the sight of so much destruction. This finally got the havoc and the dooms attention. They kindly said sorry to each other and started crossing in an orderly manner, as Trance had instructed them to do. Trance's sole purpose in life had been fulfilled. Now she had to fix that horrible, horrible crack.
Mattie arrived at an intersection and turned right. Where was she again? She'd been trying to remember that for hours! She arrived at an intersection (the same one, but she forgot) She decided to turn right. It felt right to her. It was actually the 607th time she turned right, but she forgot that too. She arrived at an intersection. What was she doing again? She nearly turned right, but finally, FINALLY!...wait, what are the directions called again? Mattie forgot. She went the opposite of right. Something wafted down this passage. It smelled like the bread isle, and Hercules. Hercules in the bread isle mmmmm heavenly. Who's Hercules?
CURSES! These stumps made Xena angry. StumpWater Puddle, what kind of dumb name was that? When she got out of here, and trust me she was gonna get out of here one way or another, the cursed son of a bacchae scumbag who created this place was going to Tartarus! Xena jumped into the water and when it turned into stumps she started throwing them out of the puddle. Maybe she'd get somewhere with this technique. But NOOO that would be way to FAIR WOULDN'T IT! The stumps kept reappearing and Xena was getting nowhere, except really, really mad! GRR!
Gabrielle sat and waited after a long day of pulling, pushing, kicking, punching, and biting the bars that held her inside The Prison. Or had it been a day? It was hard to tell without windows. It's not like anyone at all was coming to SAVE her. Hint hint. Any minute now, please. Punching hard metal bars is kind of painful, you know. Some bandages would be useful. Gabrielle flopped down and pretended to die. Maybe that would attract some attention. It didn't.
Callisto had sand in her hair. She didn't care about that. She did care that it was in her mouth, but she didn't feel like closing it. She felt like screaming. There was also sand in her skirt, and her shirt, and her boots, her cuffs, her ears, her bellybutton(even though she has an outie) her everything! The wind still kept her from the horrifically evil gem that she simply MUST have. Callisto hissed at the wind and ran with all her spindly might. She actually got the gem! WOW! Now to begin her evil plans...(evil screamy laugh)
Mephistopheles grew bored waiting for the mortals to come to him. So he tried to lure them into his amazing Greater Volcano. He laid out things he knew they would fall for, like the smell of the bread isle and of Hercules too. He wanted to attract some ladies to sacrifice to himself. He then started to wonder how he was laying out smells. In a sudden burst of random anger, he caused the volcano to erupt. It killed a random dude who was coming up because he thought he was shopping for bread. Mephistopheles realized this, and he thought it was funny.
The defaced worm moved. It was moving toward her. Tataka didn't want it to come toward her. She threw her ale in its nonexistent face and rushed awa from it. The worm was stunned for a moment. Tataka tried the door, but it was locked. Not that it ever took her anywhere, but anything to get away from this creepy worm! She armed herself with bottles of ale, which somehow stunned the worm. She heard a knock at the door... too bad it was locked now. Why didn't this mysterious knocker come earlier? Hopefully it wasn't another defaced worm...
The Executioner is still standing there on the FireEdge Stairway. She feels like Mario on that one neverending staircase. Mario? Hmm... She walks up a step. Then she stands there and wishes something would happen already. She's standing there wishing for something to happen so intently that she doesn't notice the crack in the ceiling.
Hope passed alot of time trying to kill the prancing centaur. When it finally disappeared, she hoped she accomplished her mission. Get away from me, you terrible defaced worm! What in Tartarus did that mean? Was someone trying to tell her something? She looked around for a defaced worm, whatever that was. I DO NOT WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE GLITTERING DAHAK! That sounded like her father. She wondered why that sentence even existed, her father would never allow the word glittering to be associated with his name in any way. She also wondered if her father had cursed her.
Samus couldn't get out of the pit. She was being truthful. She'd tried everything she could possibly think of, because she could only think of possible things right now. Hmm, what to do, what to do... The wind was picking up. Samus sat there and watched it, the best that she could watch wind. It blew some sand in her eye. CURSES THERE ISN'T ANY SAND HERE! OW!
Bacchae was still hating. She hatefully tromped through the hated Woods of Hatred. She hated the fact that her hair was caught on a branch. When she tripped and fell on her face, she was filled with hatred. She hated this little cliff that she just knew she'd fall down. She tried to slowly slide down it in a controlled manner. She fell. I HATE THIS! She sees something up ahead. It's very bright and shiny in this hated darkness of these hateful woods. She hated it already.
Serena enjoyed knowing things. She knows what the Regal Gem is. She knows about the crack in the ceiling of the FireEdge Stairway. She even knows that nothing can get past the legendary Herc butt. But with this great power came the knowledge that she would have to leave it. She would have to be stupid again. The Path of Knowledge reminded her that she is not entirely stupid. Not entirely? She snorted in frustration that she had to leave. She knew that wouldn't help. She knew which way she had to go, so she went.
Phantes was amused at people's dreams. He started categorizing them. He liked to think of them as Dream Piles. He thought that was a very creative name for it. There was a kissing Hercules pile, a killing Strife pile, a Lara pile, an evil pile (and this evil pile was separated into sub-categories depending on what type of evil) and there was a Phantes pile. There was only the one dream in that pile, but he knew more would come along. Who could resist dreaming about him? He randomly decided to get up and walk through the dreams.
Aphrodite is sooo done. She is covered in curvy cow poop, a cow is eating her luscious hair, and now she is sinking into the curvy ground! What's weird is that this place is so curvy that she is somehow sinking headfirst. Atleast its getting the cow off her hair. Smelly animal. You're not even worthy of being a sacrifice! Now Aphrodite smells something disgusting, besides cow poop. Eww, what is this on her face? (Besides cow poop)
Neytiri arrived at the bubbling section of goo. A grotesque thing vaguely shaped like a head is emerging from the goo. It stinks! Like cow poop or something! It's a monster! AAH! Neytiri is a baby and decides to run away from the hideous beyond hideous monster. It gurgles something after her, even its voice is tremendously ugly! Neytiri runs as fast as she can in the goo trying to escape certain death.
The Enforcer got lost in Illusion Mansion. The Gnatius's keep her company in this huge, creaky place. Not that she is scared or anything. They follow her every move and they won't shut up. She doesn't notice anything they are saying unless it is important. Which it usually isn't. There is Hercules! The Enforcer engages him in a fight to the death, which she will surely win. The Gnatius's watch her as she spazzes around. They do not see a Hercules.
