A/N So.. I have decided to continue with this crack fic. Hmmm.
Chapter 2
Subject: ATTENTION
I added a new feature to the blog, guys! We can IM (that's short for instant message to all old geezers out there) each other now!
I'll be working on adding a function that allows us to have personal blogs soon! Well, I'll start after I finish playing Skyrim first.
Posted by: America
Subject: That's nice
Are you the admin here, brother?
Posted by: Canada
Subject: ?
Who're you again?
Posted by: America
MapleSyrup: I'm your brother, Canada...
TheAwesomeHero: …..oh yeah! The guy with the pancakes and the glasses!
MapleSyrup: ...sometimes I really wonder if I'm related to you...
TheAwesomeHero: Uh-huh. Talk 2 you later, bro! I've got a video game and Tony waiting for me!
Subject: PASTA~
This blog set up by America is really amazing. Now I can post everything I know about Germany so that everyone won't be scared of him all the time~
Posted by: Italy Veneziano
Subject: PFFT
Go on, Italy. I'll be waiting for it.
Posted by: Prussia
Subject: Seconded
Yes, please do so, Ita-chan. I'll be eagerly waiting for it.
Posted by: Hungary
Subject: Eh
I thought you were banned from the laptop for a week, Prussia? Germany said he confiscated it from you.
Posted by: Italy Veneziano
Subject: I am Awesome
I managed to swipe West's phone from him. That poor little brother of mine had no idea his phone is MIA.
By the way, Italy, can you do me a favour? Run to the nearest convenience store and get me a six pack of beer, will ya? The awesome me is kinda running out of beer, and West is still not letting me out of the house nor let me near his refrigerator.
Posted by: Prussia
DogLover: PRUSSIA. YOU'RE THERE AREN'T YOU?
GilbirdsRox: Oh crap, West, is that you?
DogLover: You bet it is. Return my phone to me.
GilbirdsRox: You give me the laptop first.
DogLover: Never.
GilbirdsRox: Then I'm keeping the phone.
DogLover: I'm coming down to the basement now, brother.
Subject: Oh f***
It's midnight now, and I'm sneaking on West's computer while he's busy snoring away.
That idiot took the phone away! Now I can't post that much on the blog. Grr.
I hate my life.
Posted by: Prussia
Subject: Shit.
I tripped on one of West's dogs on my way to the refrigerator. It's barking at me now. I'm screwed.
Time to make a quick getaway move.
Posted by: Prussia
Subject: Urgh
Why does my brother insist on giving me trouble every single day? First with that microwave incident, and now the fact that he fell down flat on his face in the kitchen when he accidentally woke up one of the dogs and tried to run away.
Yes, he broke his nose.
And now he's pounding on the basement ceiling (which is the floor I'm currently walking on), whining for beer.
Gott, I'm going to go insane one day.
Posted by: Germany
Subject: AWWW
Sorry to hear about Prussia. Can we visit him?
Posted by: France and Spain
Subject: Hmph
We'll see.
Posted by: Germany
Subject: FML
I broke my nose. Yes, the awesome me had his nose broken.
Urgh, just when I though life couldn't get any worse.
One good thing though: West let me have the laptop. Maybe he got tired of me constantly pounding on the basement ceiling with a metal pipe, yelling for beer.
Posted by: Prussia
IHeartTomatoes: Hey Prussia, you're online now right?
GilbirdsRox: Is that you, Spain?
RosesAndWine: I'm here too Prussia~
GilbirdsRox: What do you guys want?
IHeartTomatoes: I was thinking of ways to cheer you op. How about we go out for a drink tonight?
GilbirdsRox: Three problems with that idea, Spain. One, I'm broke. Two, my nose is just as equally broke. Three, West is never gonna let me out.
RosesAndWine: We'll just go over and convince him about it tomorrow.
GilbirdsRox: Good luck with that.
IHeartTomatoes: Thanks!
Subject: I'm going to regret this later.
Spain and France came over to the house just now, asking for my permission to bring Prussia out for a few drinks. Since they were being so annoying, I had no choice but to let him go.
And he demanded for cash too. The nerve of that- nevermind.
I can still hear Prussia snickering when he left the house. Hmph.
But it did help that he looked a little ridiculous with that huge bandage on his nose.
I just hope he doesn't comes back stone drunk.
...I'm hoping too much. That's not like me.
Posted by: Germany
Subject: ASDFGHJQWTYUI
GaWD, Tat wUz SooOOooo fUN QWQUOEJWI
E' hope Eeee kan goes out wit' 'em AgAin ASNWQKLDN
Posted by: Prussia
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