Dear Martha,

Er, actually turns out, that it is a she and 'she' is having puppies. So many puppies, Martha. So many puppies.

Last time I make a joke about that.

So many different colours, it's like a chocolate selection box of labrador-something (maybe spaniel?) crosses. I've got a cream, a chocolate, a caramel, and one toffee. I think.

I had to take a bit of a detour. Watch out, I've not seen you for five months and I've been surrounded by cute baby animals all week.

Please don't kill me.

x