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"Harry I have slipped vertaserum into your drink, please do not raise your anger as it will do no good here, all I want is some truthful answers from you." Dumbledore said calmly.

"How am I supposed to stay calm? And it's not like I have a choice to be truthful! You slipped vertaserum into my cup for crying out loud! Oh well, what's done is done. Go on ask me." Harry replied.

"Ok, I will. How do you feel right now Harry?"

"Mad, angry, and embarrassed about what I am going to say."

"Do you think I look cute and young in this pretty bikini?"

"No I think you look repulsive!" At this words Harry went bright red and covered his face with his hands.

"It's okay Harry; you don't need to be shy about what you said. I think of you the same way as well. And don't make that face! We all need to let go of our feelings sometimes." This made Harry relax a little. 'Dumbledore is right after all. At least I can get rid of all the emotions that are on my chest right now. And it's not like that he will remember anyway.' thought Harry. Dumbledore then continued his questions.

"Do you think I'm old?"

"Yes, extremely."

"Have you got a girlfriend right now?"

"Yes I do, her name is Lavender Brown and she is in Gryffindor."

Dumbledore looked crestfallen at these words. However he was not going to give up asking Harry many questions. He decided that every time he would ask a question, he would slowly move closer to him. Hoping that Harry would catch on, he decided to go ahead with his plan.

"Do you think that I should get contact lenses to match my outfits?"

"No, what's the use of try to look pretty if you have no hope?" Dumbledore slowly moved closer, his face gradually getting redder each time.

"Are you fond of wearing lingerie? "

"Only for Lavender." Dumbledore moved closer.

"Do you love me?

"NO"

"Do you think I love you?"

"I'm starting to have my doubts now!" Harry said nervously making another desperate attempt for the door, but quit after noticing the door was locked. He had been cornered.

"Harry you didn't answer my question. Do you think I love you?"

"No I think you just want to have a go with young meat"

Before he knew it Dumbledore pounced on him and started to viciously grab at his robes.

"No," screamed Harry, "I'm not necrophilic."

Dumbledore stopped and stared at him with his vibrant green eyes. "But I'm not dead yet, or at least I don't think so."

"But I know the truth, how else could all the other ghosts have had such a good relationship with you?"

This made Albus think. So while he sat trying to decipher the sentence that had been thrown at him, Harry took the opportunity to run. He finally made it outside of the office and was at the entrance where the gargoyle stood. He could hear the distant cries of Dumbledore saying phrases such as it was meant to be and I know you want me!

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Harry arrived at Gryiffindor tower at night time. He was greeted by the sounds of Ron and Hermione bickering about something as usual. Apparently Ron had tried to copy her essay on herastones for Professor Sinistra, so they ended up fighting about how copying won't get you anywhere. Harry was just about to go up to say hi to Ron and Hermione when he heard a loud purring circling his feet. It was Jumaja, Ron's cat (it was recently Ron's birthday so Mrs Weasly gave him a cat.). He picked Jumaja and walked over to Ron.


Well that was the second chapter. It's not as good as the first but it will get better. I would like to thank:

Warrior child

Gnat Girl

And yes I do drink tea. For their reviews. I might write a third chapter, it depends with the reviews I get. (if I get any).

If you do want more chapters, please review and I will try to upload another one as soon as possible.

NOTE: Some of this chapter was also written by Hobey-ho.

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