Prompt: Soldier/Spy, on speaking French
The music was unmistakable. The little jingle that played at the beginning of every episode caused the Spy to stop in his tracks as he walked past the recreation room. At first, he thought he was just lucky that someone had left the television on at this time of day. He made no attempt to hide the grin on his face as he detoured into the room to catch the title sequence. His face immediately fell however, when he saw the Soldier sitting on the couch as the words "Boeuf Bourguignon" appeared across the screen.
"Hello! I'm Julia Child. Welcome to The French Chef, the first show in our series on French cooking. We're going to make Beouf Bourguignon, beef stew in red wine…"
Spy frowned as he waited for the Soldier to raise the clicker and change the channel. He blinked when he saw the stocky American instead lift his beer bottle to his lips, toss the clicker to the side and cross his boots on the table in front of him. Spy remained stock still for a moment, trying to fathom what exactly he was seeing, before crossing the room, hesitating behind the couch before finally sliding into the spot beside the Soldier, crossing his knees as he settled back against the lumpy cushions.
The American arched a heavy brow under his helmet, before leaning back himself and taking another sip from the bottle. "Thank God you showed up. I've got no idea what she's talking about."
The Spy snorted through his nose. "Please save all inquiries until after the program has ended," he stated, sliding his cigarette case out of his coat pocket.
Soldier clicked his tongue, giving a salute "Ten-Four."
