I don't own squaresoft or anything like that, so don't sue me or my other dog.
This is Chapter 2 of FFBB
(Scene: Mog sitting on the chair)
Mog: Hello and welcome to FFBB!! This is episode 2 and everyone has reached Balamb Garden. Let's take a look.
(Scene: In front of Balamb Garden with a bunch of those vans in front. Everyone is coming out of them.)
Squall: Ahh how I remember this place.... Hate it.
Zell: Hey I wasn't finished talking to you about that roast beef sandwich!!
Squall: Please go away.
Zell: But, what about that time I almost drowned at the Gold Saucer! O hey cool were here!
Squall:......
Zell: Ah yes, Balamb Garden. I almost drowned here to if it weren't for Xu.
Squall: Hey look, more vans.
Cid: you do NOT look better than ME!! You @$$ hole!!
Barret: You betta shut that #$% hole of yurs before a give it a few permanent piercings!
(They continue to argue when another van pulls up)
Zidane: Few finally fresh air! Ahhhhhhhh..... Hey who are you?
Squall: Squall, are you knew here?
Zidane: Nice to meet you, o and yes I am new to this place.
Garnet: Do you have any more of those Jolly Rancher sticks?
Zidane: Nope you ate them all before we even got into the van!
Garnet: O, oops..
(Another van pulls up)
Siefer: RUN AWAY!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
(Zell walks up and peers into the van)
Zell: HE'S RIGHT, RUN!!!!!!
(Squall, Zidane, and Garnet look)
Squall: It's just a cross dresser.
Zell: JUST!?!?!? HE IS WEARING A THONG!!
Zidane: By the looks of it, that guy who ran out took care of him.
SSSCCCCCHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH
(Another van)
Shrek: YES!! I MADE IT!!
(Runs off into the mountains never to be heard from again until the next Shrek movie might come out.)
Garnet: What's up with him?
(Cloud starts to walk outside, like a drunk)
Cloud: Vwere are ze animalz mother?
(He falls over ,everyone just stares. Then another van comes)
(Lulu opens the door, just so she can get more leg room to tug)
Zidane: WOW!! I might like this anyways!
Cid: You're tellin' me!! This is way better than that guy in the thong!
(Garnet smacks him in the back of the head.)
Zidane: Ow! Sorry..... Sorry......
(Lulu gets it free, then flies about 7 feet away)
Lulu: oof! Yes I got it back!! Sheesh for a minute there I thought she was gonna eat it!
Tifa: Ahh.. Finally some room!
(All the guys stare at her)
Tifa: Stop it!!
(Looks at Cloud)
Tifa: Cloud!! What happened?
(Cloud wakes up)
Cloud: Oh, hello there Tifa, you're looking a.. very.. good?
Tifa: Hmm, drinking again were you?
Cloud: Yeah, I guess so. But I still feel okay, with an exception of my head. It's pounding like a Fruit Loop.
Tifa:?? O well....
(Tifa smacks cloud with her fist to wake him up.)
Cloud: Okay, okay.. I'm getting up.
(Another van)
(Tidus comes running out with his arms in the air screaming bloody murder. He also has a bunch of lip shaped lipstick marks on his face.)
Selphie: Come back!!!!! I need you Tidus!!!
Lulu: Sheesh I never knew Tidus was that popular. Well I knew a lot of girls liked him when he played blitzball, but this is too much.
Squall: Well, I think Selphie is possibly one of the weirdest people on the earth. That other drunk guy was another one.
Barret: Mann for such a skinny guy he sure can run fast!
(Siefer and Zell come back panting)
Siefer: Well that weird green guy was strange. Kept talkin 'bout a guy that was singing. Sheesh that was nothing compared to that... thing....yuck! ewweeeeee....... Makes me wanna puke.
Zell: Whoa! What did we miss? Hey is that the drunk guy?
(Zell points at Cloud)
Cloud: Me not drunk! Me just have a tremendo heada-
(Gets cut off by Headmaster Cid)
HMCid: A hem!! Hello everyone, I expect that you all know why you are here?
(Everyone nods except Kuja who is just waking up)
HMCid: Okay, the rules are the following; No killing, and no sexual intercourse. Unless you want people to see you, well you know. That's about it, and ABSOLUTELY NO EATING RUBBER TURKEYS it could kill you. O and Cid, no smoking!
Cid: #$%&
Kuja: Wa.. where am I?
Siefer & Zell: AHHH!!!!
(They run inside of Balamb Garden)
Kuja: What's with them? O well, at least I have everything.
(Tidus follows Siefer and Zell)
Selphie: Wait for me!! Lover Boy!!
HMCid: Okay everyone go inside. After you are inside, I will lock the door.
Kuja: What if we have to go potty?
(Everyone stares at him. He blinks stupidly)
HMCid: There are bathrooms located near the dorms.
Kuja: No, I mean...
(Steps up to HMCid and whispers in his ear)
HMCid: (In a rather loud voice) Well, maybe you should learn!! It's not that hard you know! O and you were asking about the white paper stuff. You're supposed to wipe you're bum after you go. NOT the giant toothbrush!
(Everyone starts to laugh, except for Cloud, who is starting to hurl behind a bush. And Kuja who is thanking HMCid for the information)
Squall: Let's go everyone. And leave Mr. Potty out here to get more info from a monkey!!
Zidane: Hey!! I take that personally you know!
Barret: Why would you take that personally?
(Zidane shows everyone his tail)
Barret: HOLY $#%&!! What are you?
Zidane: Exactly like a human, except with slightly better reflexes and I have a tail.
Squall: Well, that's odd.. What do you use the tail for anyway?
Zidane: Nothing really, once I used it to hold on to a few things while I was busy with something else.
Garnet: Can we just go inside already?
Cloud: Hold on all I have left to hurl up is a midnight sna- BLEEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH....... Nevermind.
Tifa: EEWWWW GROSS!!
(Runs into Balamb Garden)
Siefer: Sheesh how stupid, you would think he would le-
*SMACK*
Siefer: YOW!!
Tifa: He is very smart so don't insult him. It wasn't my fault he got drunk either!
Siefer: I didn't say you did.
Tifa: WHAT WAS THAT!!
Siefer: (In a small squeaky voice) nothing....
Siefer: I'm leaving now.. by!
(Goes into Balamb Garden, followed by everyone else)
Kuja: Hmm... I... dang...... I forgot what I was gonna say! O well..
(Walks into the Garden then HMCid locks the doors)
HMCid: heh heh heh.....
(Walks off laughing maniacally)
Until next time! Adios!
O yeah.. I don't own anything in this thing except those vans! THEY ARE ALL MINE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Please don't sue me or my other dog!! any suggestions or if you want to suggest who should get voted off first. E-mail me at Kaze356@ffextreme.com
O and /kaze is pronounced like this: the Ka is like caw and ze is like zay okay? So it's like cawzay. Good. Please, no flamers and please R&R AND YES I WILL HAVE PLENTY MORE CHAPTERS!!
This is Chapter 2 of FFBB
(Scene: Mog sitting on the chair)
Mog: Hello and welcome to FFBB!! This is episode 2 and everyone has reached Balamb Garden. Let's take a look.
(Scene: In front of Balamb Garden with a bunch of those vans in front. Everyone is coming out of them.)
Squall: Ahh how I remember this place.... Hate it.
Zell: Hey I wasn't finished talking to you about that roast beef sandwich!!
Squall: Please go away.
Zell: But, what about that time I almost drowned at the Gold Saucer! O hey cool were here!
Squall:......
Zell: Ah yes, Balamb Garden. I almost drowned here to if it weren't for Xu.
Squall: Hey look, more vans.
Cid: you do NOT look better than ME!! You @$$ hole!!
Barret: You betta shut that #$% hole of yurs before a give it a few permanent piercings!
(They continue to argue when another van pulls up)
Zidane: Few finally fresh air! Ahhhhhhhh..... Hey who are you?
Squall: Squall, are you knew here?
Zidane: Nice to meet you, o and yes I am new to this place.
Garnet: Do you have any more of those Jolly Rancher sticks?
Zidane: Nope you ate them all before we even got into the van!
Garnet: O, oops..
(Another van pulls up)
Siefer: RUN AWAY!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
(Zell walks up and peers into the van)
Zell: HE'S RIGHT, RUN!!!!!!
(Squall, Zidane, and Garnet look)
Squall: It's just a cross dresser.
Zell: JUST!?!?!? HE IS WEARING A THONG!!
Zidane: By the looks of it, that guy who ran out took care of him.
SSSCCCCCHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHH
(Another van)
Shrek: YES!! I MADE IT!!
(Runs off into the mountains never to be heard from again until the next Shrek movie might come out.)
Garnet: What's up with him?
(Cloud starts to walk outside, like a drunk)
Cloud: Vwere are ze animalz mother?
(He falls over ,everyone just stares. Then another van comes)
(Lulu opens the door, just so she can get more leg room to tug)
Zidane: WOW!! I might like this anyways!
Cid: You're tellin' me!! This is way better than that guy in the thong!
(Garnet smacks him in the back of the head.)
Zidane: Ow! Sorry..... Sorry......
(Lulu gets it free, then flies about 7 feet away)
Lulu: oof! Yes I got it back!! Sheesh for a minute there I thought she was gonna eat it!
Tifa: Ahh.. Finally some room!
(All the guys stare at her)
Tifa: Stop it!!
(Looks at Cloud)
Tifa: Cloud!! What happened?
(Cloud wakes up)
Cloud: Oh, hello there Tifa, you're looking a.. very.. good?
Tifa: Hmm, drinking again were you?
Cloud: Yeah, I guess so. But I still feel okay, with an exception of my head. It's pounding like a Fruit Loop.
Tifa:?? O well....
(Tifa smacks cloud with her fist to wake him up.)
Cloud: Okay, okay.. I'm getting up.
(Another van)
(Tidus comes running out with his arms in the air screaming bloody murder. He also has a bunch of lip shaped lipstick marks on his face.)
Selphie: Come back!!!!! I need you Tidus!!!
Lulu: Sheesh I never knew Tidus was that popular. Well I knew a lot of girls liked him when he played blitzball, but this is too much.
Squall: Well, I think Selphie is possibly one of the weirdest people on the earth. That other drunk guy was another one.
Barret: Mann for such a skinny guy he sure can run fast!
(Siefer and Zell come back panting)
Siefer: Well that weird green guy was strange. Kept talkin 'bout a guy that was singing. Sheesh that was nothing compared to that... thing....yuck! ewweeeeee....... Makes me wanna puke.
Zell: Whoa! What did we miss? Hey is that the drunk guy?
(Zell points at Cloud)
Cloud: Me not drunk! Me just have a tremendo heada-
(Gets cut off by Headmaster Cid)
HMCid: A hem!! Hello everyone, I expect that you all know why you are here?
(Everyone nods except Kuja who is just waking up)
HMCid: Okay, the rules are the following; No killing, and no sexual intercourse. Unless you want people to see you, well you know. That's about it, and ABSOLUTELY NO EATING RUBBER TURKEYS it could kill you. O and Cid, no smoking!
Cid: #$%&
Kuja: Wa.. where am I?
Siefer & Zell: AHHH!!!!
(They run inside of Balamb Garden)
Kuja: What's with them? O well, at least I have everything.
(Tidus follows Siefer and Zell)
Selphie: Wait for me!! Lover Boy!!
HMCid: Okay everyone go inside. After you are inside, I will lock the door.
Kuja: What if we have to go potty?
(Everyone stares at him. He blinks stupidly)
HMCid: There are bathrooms located near the dorms.
Kuja: No, I mean...
(Steps up to HMCid and whispers in his ear)
HMCid: (In a rather loud voice) Well, maybe you should learn!! It's not that hard you know! O and you were asking about the white paper stuff. You're supposed to wipe you're bum after you go. NOT the giant toothbrush!
(Everyone starts to laugh, except for Cloud, who is starting to hurl behind a bush. And Kuja who is thanking HMCid for the information)
Squall: Let's go everyone. And leave Mr. Potty out here to get more info from a monkey!!
Zidane: Hey!! I take that personally you know!
Barret: Why would you take that personally?
(Zidane shows everyone his tail)
Barret: HOLY $#%&!! What are you?
Zidane: Exactly like a human, except with slightly better reflexes and I have a tail.
Squall: Well, that's odd.. What do you use the tail for anyway?
Zidane: Nothing really, once I used it to hold on to a few things while I was busy with something else.
Garnet: Can we just go inside already?
Cloud: Hold on all I have left to hurl up is a midnight sna- BLEEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH....... Nevermind.
Tifa: EEWWWW GROSS!!
(Runs into Balamb Garden)
Siefer: Sheesh how stupid, you would think he would le-
*SMACK*
Siefer: YOW!!
Tifa: He is very smart so don't insult him. It wasn't my fault he got drunk either!
Siefer: I didn't say you did.
Tifa: WHAT WAS THAT!!
Siefer: (In a small squeaky voice) nothing....
Siefer: I'm leaving now.. by!
(Goes into Balamb Garden, followed by everyone else)
Kuja: Hmm... I... dang...... I forgot what I was gonna say! O well..
(Walks into the Garden then HMCid locks the doors)
HMCid: heh heh heh.....
(Walks off laughing maniacally)
Until next time! Adios!
O yeah.. I don't own anything in this thing except those vans! THEY ARE ALL MINE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Please don't sue me or my other dog!! any suggestions or if you want to suggest who should get voted off first. E-mail me at Kaze356@ffextreme.com
O and /kaze is pronounced like this: the Ka is like caw and ze is like zay okay? So it's like cawzay. Good. Please, no flamers and please R&R AND YES I WILL HAVE PLENTY MORE CHAPTERS!!
