Chris: Welcome to another exciting episode of TOTAL DRAMA: CLASS IS IN SESSION!

Elsa: Is it really necessary to scream that so loud this early in the morning.

Nevi: [Pouring sugar in a cup of coffee] I feel great and I haven't even finished my coffee yet!

Chris: CAN I HAVE MY SHOW BACK?! Thank you… Like I was saying, this beautiful morning brings us to the McLean School of Drama, where you all will be living and battling it out for 1 million dollars. Forced to vote someone off every episode through lying, cheating, and a whole host of other things I've got planned for you.

Oliver: Wait.. do we really have to live in the school?

Chef: What did the man just say?!

Chris: Yes, in fact, follow me, and I'll show you where you'll be sleeping [Cast walks inside the school peering at the colorful classrooms and dangerous looking exhibits until they get to a hallway stretching a corridor on both sides] Down your left will be Homeroom A or better yet Team In-Crowd, and on the right will be Homeroom B, better known as Team Outcast.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] Please tell us the brilliant way you decided to divide us into teams.

Chris: It was simple. Nerds like you who are busy reading books all day go to Team outcast, and the people who actually could survive high school-

Josh: You mean the people that piqued in high school, like you.

Chris: JEALOUS! They go to Team In-Crowd. So Team In-Crowd is obviously, Elsa, Trinity, Rayna, Jenna, Steven, Eli, Dre and… and.. and..

Josh: And…

Chris: Ugh… Josh.

Josh: I knew it! Everyone loves the class clown!

Chris: And that leaves Team Outcast with Marie, Jody, Nevi, Marina, AJ, Oliver, Mayhem, and Calvin. Now go to your homerooms and unpack. I've got a lot of torture waiting for you! MWAHAHAHA…

Chef: Not this again.

Elsa: WAIT! I refuse to be on a team with that jerk!

Steven: I'm not too interested in sharing a space with you either princess, but you don't see me complaining.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] Are you two in love or something?

Elsa: I have a boyfriend! And he's amazing, much better than this jerk!

Steven: Ya know what, if it means that I don't have to deal with an earful of this, I'll gladly switch teams with anyone from the otherside.

Chris: Fine then! Does any guy on Team Outcast not want to be associated with their fellow losers? [AJ, Calvin, and Mayhem, all raise their hands] That means you're the lucky one!

Oliver: Wait me.. no I'm fine.

Chris: Just switch sides with Steven already.

-Confessionals-

Oliver: Wait.. I'm sorry, I didn't know that this handicap stall was being sued as the confessional. I come in here to hide from my problems. Team In-Crowd is gonna eat my alive.

Steven: I honestly cannot handle Elsa. We've been bitter rivals for years. She's just jealous of all my fame and adoration.

Elsa: Steven is clearly jealous of all my fame and adoration which is precisely why he would be too toxic to be on the same team with me.

Jenna: [On her knees scrubbing the toilet] This bathroom is filthy! It's like no one here has ever seen a broom! Ugh no one values hardwork these days!

Jody: [Reading letter] Congratulations, fans have selected you to be the winner of the 'Saved by the Bell' award. Wrap this tiny bell around your neck and ding it before the votes are read at an Expulsion Ceremony and every vote cast against you will not count. You may choose to tell others about your advantage or keep it secret. [Putting away letter] Wow… this is remarkable!1 I've enver won anything before! I can't believe it, I have to tell- [Tries to jump up for joy but realizes her but is stuck in the toilet] No… It's like freshman year all over again!

-End Confessionals-

-Team In-Crowd (Homeroom A)-

Elsa: Oh my God… they're making us sleep on cots like we're in kindergarten

Jenna: Be grateful, it's a lot better than what other people have.

Rayna: [Jumping on Eli's back] Hey Eli, let's take the cots next to the window so we can watch the sun set and rise every night. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Eli: [Blushing] Yea.. awesome.

Dre: Hey so, Oliver-

Oliver: Don't worry, I already know the drill. I'll drag my cot to the corner and get it out of your way.

Dre: What? Stop trippin yo. I was gone ask you if you could grab the cot next to mine. Between you and me, girls give me the creeps, Eli looks like a snorer, and Josh already told me he sleepwalks sometimes.

Oliver: You want me to sleep next to you?

Dre: Whoa, whoa, calm down there, Olly. You're gonna have to marry me before you start talking like that. Haha, you don't hang around much, do ya?

Oliver: Is it that obvious?

Elsa: Okay, everyone. I think we need to come together as a team and lay down a framework.

Trinity: A framework for what? We just got here.

Elsa: I know, I know. But luck favors the prepared. A few team rules that we stick by will make us a really cohesive group. It works for the band when we go on tour. It keeps everybody in line.

Trinity: Word to the wise miss Kayla Storm, I'm need a big fan of being kept in line.

Elsa: Well there's no need to get all sassy, Trinity.

Rayna: [Still on Eli's back, oblivious to how hard it's making Eli blush] Guys, can't we all just get along?

Josh: In a competition where we have to vote each other off for more money than we all have ever had combined, yea, unlikely.

Jenna: You know what, I think a few houserules would do us some good. I'm with Elsa on this one.

Trinity: Fine, we can lay down some houserules. But I get to make rule #1.

Elsa: That's fair. Compromise. What is it?

Trinity: Rule #1, stay the fuck out of my way.

Elsa: Wow, harsh much?!

Dre: See Olly, that is exactly why I don't date girls.

-Confessionals-

Trinity: Poor little Elsa. I guess she's used to being the leader of a band and she can't put the torch down. I'm just trying to push her into going full bossy mode. Everyone hates a bitch like me. It's inevitable. But people hate a bossy bitch even more. I just need to press a few more buttons before she's babbling to everyone about what they need to do and why they HAVE to vote me off. Then all I have to say is, "Are you just gonna let her tell you what to do?" It's like these losers didn't even read the contracts. The audience is watching and their influence can change the course of the game. Having a celebrity like Kayla Storm buzzing around here is too dangerous.

Oliver: I haven't been called Olly since I lost my Grandmamma. But I won't get my hopes up with trying to make friends. Dre's a smart guy. He's probably thinking I'm an easy vote to have on his side. I got to stay firm. I don't want to be here, but I also don't wanna get played for a fool.

-End Confessionals-

-Team Outcast, (Homeroom B)-

Nevi: OOOOOOH COTS! I wonder if they're the really bouncy ones from those sketchy late night commercials! You bounce with me!

Jody: I really don't think I should be jumping on anything.

Nevi: [Grabbing Jody by the arm and running towards the nearest Cot] NONSENSE!

Jody: [Jumping frivolously with Nevi] Oh this is actually pretty fun- [Rips a whole in the cot while she's coming down and gets stuck in the middle] No, no, no! Guys I think I'm stuck. Nevi can you lend a hand.

Nevi: Maybe you shouldn't be bouncing on the cots.. And that's your cot, since ya broke, that one's yours.

Mayhem: So, I've been meaning to ask you, what's your beef with Kayla Storm?

Steven: Sorry, I don't really talk to homophobes.

Mayhem: Oh c'mon! You guys can't still be mad about that?

Steven: Some of my biggest Youtube fans are gay guys.

Calvin: Drip Huntskull, the captain of the Armagedodn force in the Zozogon manga is gay, and he's the coolest dude ever.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] Eh… I kinda don't care.

Marina: How can you say that? Using demeaning words should never be okay.

Marie: That's the problem. He said 'queer.' Which when you think about it, isn't all that demeaning. It means strange or different, which is the reason we were put on this team. We're the different people, and instead of being embarrassed by our weirdness, we should embrace the very thing that makes us who we are. If anything, it was a compliment. Now leave me alone, I'm at the best chapter

AJ: UMMM, THAT'S A GUN MANUAL.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] Duh.. and everyone knows the best part is when they explain the rich history of the firearms. This one could have been one of those exclusives to the PRIME MINISTER!

Steven: You know what, I think Marie raises a really good point.

Marie: I WAS RIGHT! This brand was Prime Minister exclusive!

Steven: I think the important thing for us to embrace each other's flaws and quirks as Team Outcast. We shouldn't be pushing Mayhem away because he's a little brash of the tongue sometimes, instead we should embrace our comrade. Now I know, I didn't have to put up with the same crap as you guys in high school but I wouldn't trade this team for the world. Let's show those In-Crowd jerks and especially ELSA what the OUTCASTS are made out of!

Jody: Can someone please help me out of this thing…

AJ: PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT HIS SPEECH. THAT IS SO RUDE.

-Confessionals-

Mayhem: I'm really grateful to Marie. She saved my butt back there.

Marie: [On the phone] ..Hello, is this the Guns R' Us Emporium…. Yes, I would like to order the gun from the Prime Minister Package listed in your manual…. What do you mean I need to be eighteen! I'm sorry, have the liberals stolen your brain you communist scum! ..Hello…hellooo

-End Confessionals-

-At Challenge-

Chris: Welcome students to HISTORY CLASS!

Josh: Is this what you call a classroom.. it looks like a dump.

Jenna: I've seen prisons better than this.

Chris: Precisely my wise students! We are here to reenact the most interesting parts of your boring history class... WAR!

Marie: [Sitting book down] You have my undivided attention.

Chris: That's what I thought. Now here's how the challenge is going to work. Teams will be placed at bases opposite of one another and one by one, teams will send someone to the middle to capture a country, i.e these heavy puzzle pieces in the center. All the while, the other team will be pelting those in the middle with paintball guns.

Oliver: So wears the safety gear.

Chris: You don't get safety gear. Just the gun.

Oliver: But that's going to hurt!

Chris: I know, and I can't wait! The objective is to bring home the most puzzle pieces. We will tally the score after every teammate has had their chance running towards the center. Now are we ready to start or what?

Marie: Yea, yea, yea, just hurry up and gimme the paintball gun.

-Confessionals-

Oliver: I may actually die today.

Marina: [Waving around a wand] Presto get me outta here-o! Take me somewhere elsa-adabra! …Huh.. I'm screwed

-End Confessionals-

Elsa: Okay, I think we should send people out in a very specific order. We don't want to waste our best athletes up against someone easier to take down.

Trinity: So why don't you go out there and set a good example for us, miss Team Leader.

Josh; Wait, who decided you could be team leader?

Trinity: Good question, Josh, who decided you should be our leader?

Elsa: YOU JUST DID!

Trinity: So you think, I want you bossing me around?

Elsa: You know what, this is insane. I'll just go first.

-Meanwhile… on the other side-

Steven: So who wants to run out there first? [Looks at everyone's disapproving face] Okay, I guess I'm up.

Chris: Students, are we ready? Round 1 let's go!

Elsa and Steven: [Running out and seeing each other] YOU!

Elsa: YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!

Steven: Everything isn't about you princess.

Marie: Yawn, eat paintball bitch!

Elsa: [Getting hit in the face by paintball] OH MY GOD! THAT'S FUCKING PAINFUL!

Trinity: Two can play at that game! [Strikes Steven in the neck with a paintball]

Steven: I can't breathe….

Chris: This is pathetic, someone take them out of the center. Can the next group actually get to the center and score a point.

Trinity: Thanks a lot for that screw up Elsa.

Elsa: It still stings…

Trinity: I'm going in next.

Calvin: Scissor beats paper, you lost fair game Marina.

Marina: Best 7 out of 9?

Chris: Get ready… Round 2… BEGIN!

Marina: [Crawling] See, I'm being smart Trinity, by crawling, I can't get hit with paintballs.

Trinity: [Kicks sand in Marina's face] yes, you're so very intelligent. [Picks up blinded Marina and uses her as a human shield]

AJ: WHY ARE YOU STILL SHOOTING MARIE, YOU'RE HURTING MARINA.

Marie: She's a casualty of war.

Marina: WHAT'S GOING ON? I CAN'T SEE! EVERYTHING HURTS!

Trinity: [Picking up puzzle piece] Just consider yourself my magical force field. [Runs it back and scores a point]

Chris: That's one point for Team In-Crowd!

Marie: That's it, put me in the ring.

Elsa: IT STILL STINGS!

Josh: Ya know what's funny? No one cares anymore.

Jenna: Ya know what's funny? YOU'RE GOING NEXT!

Josh: I don't think I get the joke…

Chris: Rev your engines for ROUND 3… GO!

Trinity: Ugh, it's that gun loving freak! SHOOT HER DOWN WITH NO MERCY!

Elsa: NO PROBLEM!

Dre: WAIT, YOUR FACE IS STILL COVERED IN PAINTBALL MA! You gone miss!

Elsa: Eat paintball bitch! [Shoots paintball]

Josh: [Getting hit in the back of the head and toppling over] OWWW! Great aim there Kayla Storm!

Marie: [Grabbing puzzle piece and making her way back] You're all idiots…

Chris: Score 1 for Team Outcast!

Mayhem: Okay, I'm there next!

Dre: Don't worry Josh, no gun loving conservative is gonna get the jump on me!

Josh: Elsa just try not to shoot your own teammates again.. Eli please tell me it isn't bad.

Eli: [Picking paint out of Josh's hair] Hold still.. almost done [Rips huge chunk of Josh's hair from the back]

Josh: YOWZA!

Eli: All done.

Chris: Let's get round 4 started and… GO!

Dre: Hey, you're that homophobic jerk!

Mayhem: Oh shit…

Dre: Olly, throw me your paintball gun!

Oliver: Okay sure…

Dre: Lights out for you, homeboy! [Shoots Mayhem repeatedly with the paintball gun and having the last shot hit his crotch]

Mayhem: AAAAAGH!

Dre: That one was for the queers!

Chris: As fun as that was to watch, using a gun while in the center is cheating, I'm gonna have to give Team Outcast that point.

Dre: Worth it. Here's your gun, Olly, thanks.

Jenna: I'm going in next!

Calvin: AJ, you wanna jump in there.

AJ: I'M SAVING MY TALENTS FOR LAST. THIS KIND OF STUFF IS EASY FOR ME. YOU GO ON AHEAD.

Calvin: [Gulps] Here goes nothing.

Chris: Let's start up ROUND 5…GO!

Jenna: [Crawling army style] Slow and steady wins the race, Jenna. Keep your head in the game.

Calvin: [Getting shot by paintballs repeatedly] OW, OW, OW! STOOOOP! It's time to break out one of the superheroes I've been saving… CAPTAIN CANADA [Quickly changes into a white a red soldier like uniform with a maple leaf on his chest] Captain Canada is ehre to save the day in the new manga I'm writing, CAPTAIN CAPTURES THE PUZZLE! BEWARE EVIL DOERS, FOR CAPTAIN CANADA-

Jenna: I already got the puzzle piece!

Calvin: Awww barnacles.

Rayna: If it helps, you've got a really cute costume!

Chris: That's a point for Team In-Crowd!

Rayna: I wanna turn guys! This is starting to seem like fun.

Josh: If you think senseless abuse is fun, then yea, I guess this is a real powwow of an evening we're having here!

Nevi: I ran outta candy guys!

Jody: If you go next, I'll give you a tootsie roll!

Nevi: DEAL!

Steven: You can't just keep postponing the inevitable, Jody.

Chris: Round 6… LET'S GO!

Rayna: Goodluck Nevi! [Nevi speeds down to the center and returns with the puzzle piece in the blink of an eye]

Nevi: Goodluck to you too!

Rayna: [Dumbfounded] Wait… what just happened?

Trinity; Just, don't even question it.

Chris: That's another point for the Outcasts.

Rayna: Oh Eli, did I mess up really bad?

Eli: No.

Rayna: I think I messed up really bad. I didn't even get to play. [Crawling atop of Eli's back] I didn't even get to play, Eli.

Eli: [Taking Rayna off his back] Stay here. I'll be back.

AJ: I'M GOING LAST JODY, SO IT'S NOW OR NEVER FOR YOU.

Jody: So wait, never's an option?

Marie: [Pushing Jody into the battlefield] Not really.

Chris: Round 7….GO!

Trinity: FIRE EVERYONE AT ONCE!

Rayna: WEEEE! Shooting is fun when you do it with friends!

Jody: [Being pelted by several paintballs with one knocking off her glasses] NOOOOOOOO!

Marie: Fire back at them guys, EVERYONE AT ONCE!

Eli: [Walking calmly while being pelted by paintballs but it's as if he doesn't feel a thing] [Grabs puzzle piece and returns with it] For you, Rayna.

Rayna: OH SO SWEET ELI! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Chris: And that's a point for the In-Crowd! We're tied, next point wins!

Oliver: Guys, I don't think I can do this.

Josh: You don't have much of a choice.

Oliver: Guys, I'm serious. I don't know how I'll pull out a win for us.

Trinity: You better figure it out because I'm not in the mood to get my ass handed to me by a team of losers!

Dre: Olly don't sweat it! You'll do your best, right?

Oliver: Well yea but-

Dre: Then we ain't gotta thing to worry about. Olly, all we ask is that you give it your all. And win or lose, you've got a team right here watching your back.

Josh: Yea, yea, yea, all that good stuff. Just try not to get hit in the face like our fair lady over here.

Elsa: It still stings!

Josh: For the hundredth time, WE KNOW!

AJ: HERE GOES NOTHING EVERYONE. IT'S MY TIME TO SHIEN AND SHOW OFF MY SICK PARKOURING SKILLS.

Chris: It's the final round, let's get it started. GO!

Trinity: SHOOT THIS WANNABE NINJA DOWN!

Dre: FOR OLLY!

AJ: [Dodging everything effortlessly with his parkouring skills] YOU GUYS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY STAMINA.

Oliver: [Huddling along the floor] Can this please be over already!

Jody: Wait, if AJ's handicapped, should he really be doing all that moving and jumping?

AJ: [Turning around angrily] I'M NOT HANDICAPPED!

Dre: Olly, go! I got your back! [Shoots AJ in the leg while AJ notices last minute and tries to dodge but then gets shot in mid-air and lands on his ankle with a screeching, cracking sound]

Oliver: [Running to get a puzzle piece and running] I'm so sorry, AJ.

AJ: GUYS MY ANKLE HURTS. A LITTLE HELP. I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND UP ON MY OWN. IT'S BROKEN. OH NO, IT'S BROKEN.

Chris: Well it looks like Team In-Crowd wins and are safe from the expulsion ceremony tonight. As for Team Outcast, I'll see you guys in Detention where one of you will take the walk of shame out my school and board the Bus of Losers. Happy voting.

Steven: Thanks for that Jody, you put our best teammate out of commission.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] I would really hate to be you right now.

Jody: Oh dear.

-Confessionals-

Oliver: I can't believe I actually won it for my time! I feel this rush of confidence just surging through me!

AJ: I VOTE OFF JODY. A MILLION TIMES JODY. JODY. JODY. JODY. I CAN'T VOTE HER OFF ENOUGH.

Nevi: Ya know, Jody never gave me that tootsie roll she promised. GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDENS!

Jody: I guess I'm gonna have to vote off AJ, he can't really compete in challenges since he's been recently handicapped and all. Now I have to go apologize for the mess I made [Tries to get up and realizes her butt is stuck in the toilet] Huh.. not again…

Chris: Welcome students to the Detention Hall. Behind that bullet ridden door, is a dark dimly lit hallway that you'll walk through to get to the Bus of Losers. That is the fate for those who do not receive their diploma today. Having your diploma means you are still in the game, but if your diploma is shredded here tonight, you are expelled from the McLean School of Drama…never to return. Now any last words..

Jody: Ummm yes… I would like to use my 'Saved by the Bell' advantage.

Chris: Well you know what that means… any vote cast against Jody does not count. Here is your diploma Jody.

Mayhem: What? How'd she even get that?

Chris: This season is full of twists and turns! You've got to be prepared.

Jody: I'm sorry guys, I really want to be here. And if you guys just give me a second chance-

AJ: WHY IS THIS CHEATER STILL TALKING TO US?

Jody: Huh… I shoulda just let myself get eliminated…

Chris: Now the other diplomas go to… Steven.

Steven: Whew.

Chris: Nevi.

Nevi: WAHOOO!

Chris: Marie.

Marie: [Peeking up from book] Obviously.

Chris: Calvin.

Calvin: IT'S CAPTAIN CANADA!

Chris: Marina.

Marina: The magic lives on!

Chris: Now it's down to Mayhem and AJ. The homophobe or the cripple...

AJ: I'M NOT A CRIPPLE.

Mayhem: You kinda are crippled now, dude.

Chris: The diploma that is being put in this shredder is… AJ. [SHREDS DIPLOMA]

Mayhem: WOOOOHOOOO! I mean sorry man, that really sucks.

Jody: The least I can do is help you down the hallway.

AJ: DON'T TOUCH ME! I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

Jody: But you're handicapped…

AJ: I'M NOT- [Chris pushes his wheelchair down the hallway with one forceful shove]

Chris: Tune in next time for my cut throat drama, twists, and awesome exits on TOTAL DRAMA: CLASS IS IN SESSION!

-Thank you all for reading this episode, I had a lot of fun writing it. And your reviews really motivate me to write and produce better episodes, so give all of your feedback and help that you can! Also, the Saved by the Bell trinket has been used, so vote for someone else to receive the Saved by the Bell trinket. You can vote up to 3x and vote for the same person 3x or 3 different people. But you just can't vote for a character you created. Also, you may pm votes if you are more comfortable with that. Here's the current list of players: [Zorbo678 please pm me if you would like to conduct AJ's Total Drama: After Class interview with Blaineley using your own words instead of mine. I can ask you the interview questions directly and you can respond in the way AJ would.]

The In-Crowd

Jenna "The Tenacious Titan" by Mostawesomefanoftvshows

Elsa "The Daring Vocalist" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart

Trinity "The Badass Barbie" by LiquidJollyRancherz

Rayna "The Life of the Party" by TheDaffodilQueen

Eli "The Gentle Giant" by Falcon56

Dre "The Goody2Shoes" by Gayy4Animee

Oliver "The Shy Guy" by Pokerox27

Josh "The Tragic Comedian" by Meowth's Toon Dragon

The Outcasts

Marie "The Bookworm" by Andro02

Jody "The Easy Target" by TechniqueFantasy

Marina "The Makeshift Magician" by Totsalu

Nevi "The Sugar Rush" by OppsieDasi

Steven "The Teen Heartthrob" by Elizabeth Fire Ice Heart

[16th Place] - AJ "The Detroit Daredevil" by Zorbo678

Calvin "The Manga Maniac" by Totsalu

Mayhem "The Black Sheep" by Linkonpark100