Help wanted
Crash was busy looking into the magazines that were showing any help-wanted jobs needed. At last, he finally found one on being an ice-cream man.
Crash: I love ice cream! This is perfect for it!
He went over to the shop and the manager, who was a very handsome bandicoot with a very neat-trimmed hair, said that he would have the interview tomorrow.
Crash: Great! Thanks!
The next day, Crash went to the shop and believe it or not, he actually got the job. Crash still had a stumbling block though. Both Coco and Crunch go to the same Ice Cream shop Crash went to the interview!
Crash's Mind: I got to think of something! I have an idea!
When Crash got home, he convinced Coco and Crunch to try to go to a different Ice Cream shop.
Crunch: Crash! We are allowed to go to an ice cream shop we want.
Coco: Yeah, uh I don't see why not.
Crash: But you need to branch out! Try going to a different Ice Cream store! Maybe their ice cream is better!
Coco: Oh alright then Crash!
Crunch: Really sis?
Coco: Look, I don't see why we should keep going to the same Ice cream store. Ever since I was little, I had no idea on what Ice Cream store to choose!
Crunch: Well okay, if you insist.
Crash's Mind: Good! Then that will give me some time to make some money.
When he arrived at the store the next day, he was a trash thrower.
Crash: Aw really?
Manager: You're an entry level. We need to see the basic things you are capable of, and then we could make some changes.
Crash: Fine.
Crash had to always take out fifty pounds of trash every time. He had to do that one hundred times a day. Which meant every day; he carried fifty thousand pounds of trash every day! On the end of his first day, Crash was exhausted.
Crash: Okay, how much money do I get?
Manager: Well, you certainly showed some effort there, so you get free ice cream along with it!
Crash: Gee thanks!
Manager: Here is twenty five dollars.
Crash: WHAT!?
Manager: You are at the lowest rank ever in this restaurant, so you get low paid, but you could move up. I'll see the paperwork in any abilities you could perform!
Crash: Um okay.
The next day, Crash moved up by four ranks!
Crash: WOW!
Manager: That has happened rarely.
Crash found himself as the mascot of the restaurant.
Crash: Isn't this a little too big?
Manager: Just fit in it. It should work!
Crash: It fits!
Manager: You're all set.
Crash: Is it hard to be a mascot?
Manager: Not at all.
Crash then had to walk around the shop trying to make people happy. It was hard, but Crash managed to make people crack a laugh from some of his favorite jokes he heard from Crunch, and then after that, he now receives money of up to fifty dollars.
Manager: Great Job Crash!
Crash: Yeah thanks!
But that night, there was a lot of suspicion from Coco.
Coco: Crash, why do you smell like Ice cream?
Crash: Because I just ate some!
Coco: But you smell like it for the past few days!
Crunch: Crash, where have you been too?
Crash: Let's just forget about it!
Coco: Come on Crash, I'm serious!
Crash: Alright, eating ice cream is a bad habit.
Crunch: You have to stop doing that! Way unhealthy!
Crash: I know!
Crash's Mind: Right after I rack up all the money for Coco's laptop, I had made more than six hundred dollars already!
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex walked toward Nitrus Brio's lab.
Brio: The wizard is almost complete!
Cortex: Excellent work Brio! With that wizard, he'll be unstoppable!
Brio: That's what I am producing right now.
Cortex: Good!
Cortex then walked away from Brio's lab.
Just then, again Sunny rushed toward Cortex.
Sunny: This is the most ridicules thing I caught on security cam!
Cortex: What?
Sunny: Crash is working as the mascot in an ice cream shop!
The next thing he knew, Cortex was laughing so hard on the floor, that disgusting slobber went all over his face.
Sunny: Uh Cortex, maybe you ought to have some time alone with that spit.
When Cortex finally reovered, his sides hurt.
Cortex: Crash having a job? That is so outrages!
Then he fell to the floor, again laughing for the next ten minutes.
AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP
Crash was enjoying himself being a mascot. He always every night told Crunch ten more jokes and then, he would say the exact jokes Crunch said to make the customers laugh. In fact, lots of kids were enjoying the fact the Crash was the mascot and Crash even received the honor to take pictures with kids, and little bandicoots.
Crash: Man, this is a fun job!
But then he realized that his mascot clothing reeked. So he went home to wash them. But then he saw Coco and quickly hided it. When everyone was not looking, Crash would put it in the washing machine.
Luckily, the mascot clothing didn't change when Crash took it out so that was a relief.
The manager finally promoted Crash one last time. Now Crash was the delivery man and in charge of the ice cream truck they had. It was so fun for him. Crash didn't even know how to drive at the time, but the manager gave him the basic instructions. Finally Crash found himself driving along the streets of Wumpa minding his own business and giving out ice cream.
Crash: I really don't like the music from this truck.
Crash saw Coco and Crunch at the gym. Crunch convinces Coco to try practicing daily out in the gym until Crash gets her laptop repaired. Crash saw that they needed ice cream, but he can't give away his identity to them!
Crash's Mind: What to do, what to do?!
Crash went to the back of the truck and got out a women clothing and some hair due.
Crash: I know this is totally wrong for me, but it is for my own good!
Then he drove over to them. Then, Crash tried to talk by his sweetest female voice.
Crash: Hello bandicoots! Care for some Ice cream?
Crunch: Yeah sure thing!
Coco: You sound like Crash.
Crash: Oh I get that a lot!
Coco: No really.
Crash: Maybe it is because of the hot summer day that has been drowsing my vocal cords!
Crunch: (Taking out some money) well, you should drink some lemonade! Helps to cure throats and has vitamin C!
Coco: (Softly hitting Crunch in the shoulder) Crunch! Stop acting like what you did in Mind over Mutant!
Crunch: Okay then!
After the whole drama ended, Crash removed his lady clothing and hair due.
Crash: (Clearing throat) Whew! That was a close one!
After that, Crash received extra money as a bonus and then headed home just in time for dinner.
Coco: Crash, there was this Ice cream lady that sounded like you!
Crunch: (Helping himself to the fried rice) Yeah, we saw that with our own eyes!
Crash: (Taking a spoonful of carrots and meatloaf) really?
Coco: (Taking two spoonful of potato salad) Yeah, we are not kidding!
Crash: Um okay then.
Crunch: Don't you have anything to say?
Crash: No.
Coco: Really? That was so exciting!
Crunch: And freaky.
Crash was very afraid about this. He realized that he only had only a few more money to go but it was going to be risky.
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Brio: The wizard is finished!
Cortex: Great, hello wizard! What's your name?
Wizard: The name's Wizzly.
Cortex: What a weird name.
Wizzly: That's true.
Cortex: Well, have you heard about Crash bandicoot?
Wizzly: I suppose so.
Cortex: Well follow me and I will talk to you all about it!
Wizzly: Okay.
Cortex led Wizzly into his room and then closed the door.
Cortex: I want you to destroy Crash first in his job, and then you are to destroy the bandicoots' houses. Understand?
Wizzly: Very well Cortex, all deed shalt been done!
Cortex: Nicely done Wizzly. Now get out there and show what you're made of!
Wizzly: Yes Cortex. It is a great pleasure to do an honor in such a magnificent thing that happens in life.
With that, Wizzly exited the Castle. Cortex smirked.
Cortex: Wizzly is so powerful! He would probably even exceed my goals!
AT THE ICE CREAM SHOP
When Crash was about to refill the truck with some more Ice cream, he saw a blue blur flying though and around in circles in the Ice cream shop.
Crash: (Pointing to the blur) what was that?
Manager: Probably some trash, nothing to worry about.
Crash: I'm not so sure.
Then Wizzly then landed down and then smashed the door down in one strike with his glowing sparkling staff.
Crash: Whoa!
Everyone started screaming and leaving. Wizzly just let them exit.
Wizzly: Hello Crash, good to see you. Like the eye of the sparkling wonder of the seas!
Crash: (Surprised) how did you know my name?
Wizzly: I am one of Cortex's new commanders! And right now, allow me to introduce myself, like how a wise one greets new children.
Crash: Get to the point.
Wizzly: Well, my name is Wizzly and right now I will destroy, but slowly though.
Crash: Well maybe a fight would always settle things down a bit.
Wizzly: Very well.
Manager: Be careful Crash!
Crash: I will be!
Then Wizzly looked at Crash really calm. Crash was puzzled by this and removed it from his mind. Then, Crash clenched his teeth and flexed his muscles. Then, he started another brawl as usual.
