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Racer
Welcome to the Wacky Races! Today we will start in New Jersey and finish in New York.
Raphael: Hey what do you know, our home town.
Racers, are you ready?
Racers: We are ready.
They are off! The CatMouse is in the lead, Trash Cat in 2nd and he Mew car is in 3rd. But wait! The Turtle Van is coming fast and passing the Mew Car.
Michelangelo: Cowabunga!
Mew Pudding: They got pass us!
Mew Ichigo: Mew Minto, get them.
Mew Minto: With pleasure.
Minto is standing on the roof of the vehicle and got her Mew Arrow ready.
Mew Minto: Ribbon Mito Arrow!
She shoots it and hits the Turtle Van.
The Turtles: AHHHHH!
And they stop, because it damaged their engine. Now that is unlucky for the awesome foursome. The Mew's take back their place.
It's a serious case of a neck to neck with the Cyclotrons, CatMouse and Trash Cat. The Trash cat tries to get past, but T-Bone maneuvered it so that they can't. The CatMouse slowed down to escape the collision between those two.
Top Cat: Hey! Don't scratch the paint job!
Razor: Watch where you're going!
Tom and Jerry saw this and used it as a chance to get past them. Jerry activated the rockets and they flew over.
Tom: Thanks a million.
Nice way of getting in front. What in the world? Dick, what are you doing?
Dastardly: A plan. You see this wire. This wire is connected to that lever. When the racers touch the wire and pull it, the lever will pull and release the logs. Hehe. Stopping them in their tracks.
Now that is one plan. Let's see how it works. Here is a chance. The Specter Speeder and Silver Star are coming this direction. They both drive over the wire, but nothing happens.
Dastardly: Drat! Those cars don't drive. They float!
Mutley: (points at the coming racers)
Dastardly: Yes. Their cars don't float. They will get stopped.
The Picnic Racer and Phooey Mobile are coming this direction.
Yogi: Hey, hey. Look Boo Boo. Dastardly is using a trick used before many times.
Hong Kong Phooey: Not gonna catch on that old trick.
Hong Kong Phooey takes out his gong and hits it. They Phooey Mobile turn into a Phooey Chopper. He flies over safely. Yogi and Boo Boo use Balloon Power to get over that wire.
Dastardly: Double Drat! Wait! Here come those so-called shinobi. They will get caught.
The Leaf Racer was coming fast and stopped right on top of the wire. What's the problem? Naruto and Sasuke jump out to see what is wrong with the engine.
Sasuke: You dobe! I thought you said that you filled the engine.
Naruto: I did! And don't call me a dobe!
Eh, what is the problem?
Sakura: It looks like someone forgot to fill the engine with chakra. Our engine stands for clean and friendly nature. And chakra is the best fuel to power our engine.
Wow. Nice way of helping the environment. It looks like they will be stuck here for a while.
Dastardly: They will be. (Cuts the wire)
Oh no! The logs are released and coming down the hill!
Naruto: Ahhh! LOGS AT TWELVE!
Sakura: I'll take care of it.
Sakura get's out of the car and stands in front of those logs. When the first one comes right in front of her, she smashes it to smithereens!
Dastardly: Oh dear. She has some strength.
That is so true Dick. She has a lot of experience hitting things, so she is a pro at this stuff. Anyway seems that Naruto and Sasuke have fixed the engine and they are back in the race.
Let's see how the others are doing.
Shaggy and Scooby are in the lead, followed by Fred and Barney, who are coming close, then the Turtle Van. What's this? It seems that Razor activated some special rockets and they are passing by every racer in their way. Hold it! The Mew Car is running close by and with great speed! The racers are entering New York.
Raphael: Alright! We are on our turf now! Speed it up Donatello!
Donatello: Rodger.
Donatello turns on the extra engine he made, making them go faster. They are passing every racer!
Michelangelo: Later dudes and dudetes.
Leonardo: Get back in here Michelangelo. (Leonardo pulls him back in.)
Has anyone seen Dastardly?
Dastardly: Over here! I will push this barrel of oil and no one will be able to drive since they will be to busy not sliding.
This one seems to be a fool proof plan. Let's see how it works. The Mew Car, Phooey Mobile, CatMouse and Leaf Racer are coming in that direction.
Dastardly: Aha! They will be the first to slipper. (With Mutley dumps the oil)
The cars drive in and start too slid along instead of drive. The Mew Car hit the Phooey Mobile and they stopped.
Hong Kong Phooey: What in the world is going on? I just lost control and couldn't stop, even when I pressed the breaks.
The Leaf Racer stopped, thanks to Narutos Shadow Clones, and CatMouse changed the tires to skates and went on the race. Sai looks at the black liquid.
Sai: That is oil. Someone tried to stop us from getting to the finish line.
Mew Pudding: Who?
Mew Zakuro: It's obvious. Dastardly, that's who.
Sakura: Wait till I get my hands on him.
The other racers jump/fly over the oil and get closer to the finish line. Sai is using his scroll, to get out of the oil. The ink animals become alive and carry the cars out. The Leaf Racer re-begins the race, while the Phooey Mobile and Mew Car are trying to fix themselves.
The racers are getting closer to the finish line. Dastardly is currently in the lead, with Trash cat and Cyclotrons following him. This looks like a photo finish, but wait! Some weird red light is moving faster then they are and is in the lead and knocks Dastardly out of the race. The red light passes the finish line! It seems Naruto used some of Kyuubis chakra to win. Well that's official.
1st – Leaf Racer
2nd – Trash Cat
3rd – Cyclotrons
4th – Turtle Van
5th – The Mew Car
6th – Mystery Machine
7th – Specter Speeder
8th – Bedrock Jammer
9th – Picnic Racer
10th – CatMouse
11th – Phooey Mobile
12th – Mean Machine
How are you Dick?
Dastardly: Oh shut up. (A branch falls on his head.)
Mutley: (laughs)
Till next time!
