Shit, shit, shit, shit! Did I mention I'm in big shit? If not so, Shit! How the hell did I end up here? Edward knows I'm not a normal person, since I know who they are. I don't know how, but I've got to get home. I can't mess up the story, although I'm not sure where I am in the story. Nessie is a toddler. During book three of Breaking Dawn? Post-BD maybe? Think Amy think! I screamed in my head. There were no other vampires in the Cullens' house, so that means, it's not the last few weeks before the Volturi shows up. So I must be sucked into the story post BD, right? Would Nessie otherwise already seem so big? Or is she growing faster than Stephenie Meyer stated? And has the Volturi still to show up? I don't hope so, because otherwise I'm in serious trouble: they'll probably give me the same choice as they give Bella: die or become like them. So, if that were the case: I wouldn't survive this anyway.
All of a sudden I hoped this was just some dream. I pinched myself. Aw! Okay, that hurt. So, I'm not waking up, so I mustn't be dreaming. Damn! What am I gonna do now? I have no money, no food, no place to sleep.
It wasn't until now I noticed I was still wandering around. I had made my way into the woods again. Maybe if ran into a tree again, would that help? Anything is better than wandering around pointlessly.
There's a big tree! Come on, Amy, you can do this! I encourage myself. I started running, felt a hard knock, and again, everything was black.

I felt cold hands on my head. My eyes opened slowly, and I had a serious headache. "Well, hallo there, again." I heard a familiar voice saying. I looked in the direction of the sound and had a huge déjà-vu-feeling. Again, I was in the living room of the Cullens, with Carlisle examining me. Great, just great! I heard low whispers around me as I tried to sit up, but my head ached even more, protesting for me to get up. I laid down again, feeling woozy.
"Are you okay, honey?" an angelic, sweet female voice asked. I saw caramel-brown hair and knew it was Esme.
I shook my head. "Major headache." I mumbled.
"Yeah, well, I guess that's what you get when you run into a tree, twice a day. Is that a habit of yours?" Carlisle joked. I heard a loud booming laugh and a high snigger. Emmett and Rosalie, I guessed.
"No." I answered agitated.
"Don't worry, honey. They're just joking. Right, Emmett?" Esme soothed me.
"What? I'm not the one who has to be saved from a big tree, twice!" Emmett defended himself.
"So, it was you who found me?" I asked.
"Yes."
"Well then. Thank you, Emmett." I said softly, truly grateful. God knows how long I'd have laid there otherwise.
"oh, sure no problem."
"Do you have a place to stay? I thought you said you were going home after I had dropped you off at the diner." Carlisle changed the subject.
I bowed my head, looking at my feet at the end of the couch. "Oh honey, you can stay here, as long as you want. Right, Carlisle?" Esme reacted.
"Wow mom, hold on. Shouldn't we all have a say in this?" Rosalie asked.
"I think she's right, darling."Carlisle reacted.
"Please. Don't fight over me. I can go now. I'll be fine. You don't have to worry over me." I intervened.
"No honey, I want you to stay until we're sure you're safe. You never know what's out in those woods." Esme said.
"So, then drop me off in town." I suggested.
"Didn't I try that last time?" Carlisle asked and we both knew he was right. Suddenly I heard a car pull over. Then, steps on the veranda and a female voice.
"Who's she?" Alice asked, walking into the house, along with Jasper.
"This is Amy, a patient of mine." Carlisle answered.
"And since when do you bring your patients home?"
"Alice, she has nowhere to go." Esme interrupted her husband.
"How so?" Alice asked. Then 6 pair of golden eyes looked at me. Shit, again.
"I… I wanted to… I… Maybe…" I stammered. Why didn't I think of a cover-up? Clever Amy! What can I say? Hey, I am from the real world. And somehow I ended up in a fantasy universe. Yeah, that would definitely work.
"Oh, you don't have to tell us right away, honey." Esme soothed me again. How is she became a vampire, instead of an angel? She's ever more caring than described in the books.
"Okay, fine. But I'll find out eventually." Alice stated. Why wouldn't I bet against that?
"So, you all agree that she's staying here for now?" Carlisle asked his family. They nodded.
"Only if Bella and Edward agree too." Rosalie said.
"Well, we'll find out soon enough." Jasper now spoke for the first time. That was a hint for me that Edward was coming. I needed to block my mind, so he wouldn't hear the truth, just yet. I needed time first to figure this all out myself.
The first thing I could think of was The Battle Hymn Of The Republic. I don't know it in Arabic or Korean sign language, like Alice did, but it would be good enough to keep him out of my mind for now.