Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing, Transformers, or spam or phasers from star trek and I'm not trying to offend midgets.

We last saw our hero running away from the tap-dancing midgets. Soon he stopped at a quarry and realized, *gasp* could it be that he was a complete idiot with no spam or gasp that was lost in the middle of no where with a string and Hamtaro! Which was driving him nuts cause the hamster kept yelling Chikah chikah! And Kush kush! So he ate Hamtaro. (A/N: I hate hamtaro! Put him in a microwave!) Then Dr. Jay appeared using a port key he stole from Harry Potter, and stole Zero's beam sword,

"HAHAHA! NANANAH! Oof!" He yelled as he slipped on the oil from his robotic arm, his own arm for god's sake! He builds a Gundam, but he can't fix an oil leak! What a friggin' dumb ass! He slips into the quarry onto the pointy rocks ands we hear many muffled screams and squishy noises! Zero exclaims,

"Smishey paste!!" Then Zero puts fists up to his face covering his mouth with wide eyes and yells, "I didn't rape the donkey!!" For no reason what so ever except to scare the frigging' shit out of you readers. The readers are either to disturbed to answer or they've soiled themselves!

"Clean yourselves up you smelly people!" the author yells to the readers in a crappy French accent. Then the author's sister bitch slaps him. Before anything else can happen, Optimus Prime and all the transformers unite and attack our disturbed little Gundam friend with no spam. All of which were beating him with wiphel ball bats while some used toy phasers from Star Trek. The phasers did nothing, and the wiphel ball bats made Zero think he was a mole from whack-a-mole. He jumped up and down and side to side while they tried to hit him. Meanwhile creepy music played in the background, which turned out to be the author and his bitchy sister playing cheese flutes. Everyone knows a cheese flute is a flute made of cheese! Only a dumbass would think of that! *points to sister*

Well if anyone actually read this. Review it please!