Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or Kurt or Blaine or Walmart...

Warnings: Smut, boyxboy, boy lovin',

Spoilers: Well maybe Original Song...

Pairing: Klaine!

Rating: M

Klaine is already an item in this fanfic and probably have been for a long time. They can still be in High School or in college. Whatever trips your trigger.


Walmart

"Blaine... Why in the world did I agree to come here?" Kurt asked.

Blaine replied, "Because you love meee!"

Kurt stated, "You know. Walmart is killing the world." Blaine chuckled while Kurt shot him a death glare. "I'm serious. It's shutting down family stores that have been run for generations because it's just "easier" to go to Walmart. AND do you know that it does things the cheap and easy way to make more money? There have been a ton of complaints about it but Walmart just shuts 'em up. AND do you know that they get the stuff from China? And they don't even pay the people there fairly. They overwork them, underpay them, and make them live in too small a space for a cat!"

Blaine picked up an article of clothing and said, "Chill. I don't buy stuff from here."

Kurt looked at Blaine dubiously, "So then why are we here?"

Blaine smiled, "I had to see your reaction, of course!" Kurt rolled his eyes and they both laughed. Since he knew he wasn't buying anything Kurt decided to pull out the most ridiculous outfits to see if he would try them on. Blaine agreed only if Kurt would try on whatever he picked out too.

It was a disaster. The worst thing Kurt got Blaine was a red, lacy, bra and the worst thing Blaine got Kurt was a plaid shirt with bell bottom jeans. Besides the fact they didn't even remotely match, they were so "groovy" that just looking at them made you suffocate. They tried on all of the clothes and showed them to each other. When Blaine got to the bra he couldn't figure out how to put it on.

He peeked out and saw that no one was at the desk so he grabbed his clothes and decided to sneak into Kurt's tiny room and shut the door behind him. Kurt was about to say, 'Hey, someone's in here!' but when he saw the red bra and the dark mob of hair he figured it was his boyfriend. He figured right.

When Blaine turned around Kurt was only in his boxers and Blaine realized what a good idea this was turning out to be. Kurt said, "So... Why are you in here?"

Blaine put his arms around the taller boy and breathed him in. God did he smell good. He replied, "I couldn't get the bra on. I have no idea how girls even wear this thing. Do they put the straps around their head?"

Kurt laughed when he thought Blaine was joking but when he looked at his face and saw he was totally serious he started laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. While Blaine gave him a dirty look, it took Kurt about two minutes to calm down and help Blaine put the bra on. When he did and Blaine turned around he almost started laughing again when Blaine pulled Kurt really close to him and he could feel his "problem"

Kurt took a deep breath and laughed again, "Does wearing women's clothing turn you on?"

Blaine whispered in Kurt's ear, which sent shivers down the former boys spine, "No, but you not wearing anything does."

Kurt then realized that he was only in his boxers and blushed. Blaine grabbed Kurt's moth and brought it down to his forcefully. He started grinding against Kurt while Kurt tried not to moan. Blaine's tongue flicked out to Kurt's closed lips and Kurt let him in. They rolled their tongues around against each other in Kurt's mouth, fighting for dominance until Blaine pushed Kurt against the wall and really pushed himself against Kurt. Kurt let out a breathy moan and they heard a kid in the next stall say, "Get a room!"

They chuckled silently and Blaine whispered to Kurt, "We already have one." Kurt giggled and Blaine continued to attack his lips. When Blaine went down to his neck Kurt closed his eyes moved his hand against the wall and he found gum.

Kurt opened his eyes and looked at his hand and said, "Ew! Blaine, do you really want to do something here? I can't even lean against this wall because it's so unstable."

Blaine just smiled deviously and started kissing Kurt again while pulling off his own pants. Kurt resigned and let Blaine have his way with him. It soon got really hot in that tiny space. Blaine pulled down Kurt's underwear and pulled softly on his manhood. Kurt bit his lip trying not to let any sound escape. Blaine ran his hand over Kurt's pre-cum and used that as lube so he could put his fingers in his lovers tight warm space. He put one finger in Kurt and moved around. When he felt Kurt was relaxed enough he slipped another in and started using scissoring motions to get him even more stretched out. Kurt reached out to Blaine's clothed erection and started sliding across the length trying to do something to keep his mind off the awesome fingers in his ass. By the fourth finger Kurt was fucking Blaine's hand and since Kurt hadn't stopped his motions Blaine was about ready to cum. Blaine pulled out, Kurt whimpered at the loss, and reached into his pants pocket to get a bottle of lube.

Kurt said while gasping, "Really?"

Blaine smirked and replied, "It never hurts to be prepared." Blaine switched places with Kurt and sat down on the icky seat where he started lubing up his cock. He was glad he had a hole in his briefs so that he didn't have to take his boxers off and sit on the bench. Kurt watched as Blaine prepared himself and it was so hot. He wanted to take Blaine right then and there but Blaine wasn't having that.

Blaine commanded Kurt to turn around, which he did. He didn't give him any warning and stuck three of his lubed fingers all the way in Kurt's hole. Kurt bit his lip so hard it almost bled. Blaine quickly made sure he was lubed and then forced Kurt down on him. When he got Kurt near his manhood he slowly slid him down until he had his tip all the way in. Then he pulled down hard and Kurt gasped. Blaine had exactly hit his prostate and it took all his control not to cum.

Kurt moved up and down a few times until they were both cumming. They sat there for a second and then remembered where they were. They quickly put their clothes back on and Kurt peeked out of the room. Still no one was at the desk. He rolled his eyes and pulled Blaine out of the changing room. They put the clothes in the "do not want" pile and walked out to the car giggling. They had both felt the rush of having sex in public and Kurt still had cum on his front and in his rear end so it wasn't very comfortable but it made him giggle even more. They were rebels.


A/N: All the stuff about Walmart in the beginning I saw on a documentary two years ago. This story was inspired by me changing in a Walmart dressing room and I thought, "Hmm. Why can't Blaine and Kurt have sex in there?" Not my best piece of smut but I like it okay. If you find any problems review/message them to me and I'll be sure to fix 'em. I think I'm going to make this a collection of one-shots of places that they shouldn't but do have sex. Any ideas? Please review!