AN: Since Pain is doing nothing but sleeping all day, I'm skipping him. Sorry for all you Nagato fans out there :( First up is my favorite, Deidara. By the way, anything that seems close to a copyrighted object will be changed.

Current Time: 11:00

Deidara got up out of his seat at the breakfast table.

'What should I do on my day off… hn…' he thought to himself.

Suddenly he got an idea. Deidara's marvelous idea was to videotape a video diary! He would post it on TouYube later.

'I don't really know what to talk about… I guess I'll vent my feelings towards Itachi,' the clay user thought. He went into his room and grabbed his Dokak brand camera and hit "Record."

"Um… hey there, all you TouYubers. I decided to continue my video diary series. Let me start by saying… Itachi can kiss my ass. That stupid Sharingan scares me!

"Also, if you like Itachi, you're dead to me," Deidara spoke into the camera.

"Ooh! My roommate, Sasori, just walked in! Come say hello, Sasori!"

Sasori walked over to the camera. "…Hello." He then turned away. "I just came in to get my poison for my puppets… I'll be leaving."

Sasori grabbed a small glass jar and swiftly left the room.

"Well, screw him. If he was gonna interrupt my video he should have said sorry. Oh well! I noticed some of my fans wrote some letters from my previous diary entry," Deidara said. He picked up a box filled with all sorts of colorful envelopes. He pulled out a blue one.

"This one says 'From Louis'. 'Dear Deidara,'" he began. "'Hi! My name is Louis. This is the first letter I've ever written to a celebrity.' Louis, you think I'm a celebrity? You're awesome, hn!" Deidara then continued. "'I would be extremely honored if you were to read this on your show. My birthday is June 2nd.'" Deidara checked his calendar.

"Hey Louis, today happens to be your birthday, hn! Everyone wish Louis a Happy Birthday! Let me read the rest of the letter. 'Anyway, I hope you're doing okay! Bye Dei-Dei! [Pronounced Day-Day] From, Louis.' Aww how kind, Louis! I-"

Deidara lost connection. His camera's battery had run dry.

Current Time: 12:00

"…Aw, (Insert stream of cuss words here)!" [Use your imagination ;D]

'Ugh, I didn't even get to finish, hn,' Deidara thought.

It was only 11:00AM. Today was going to be a long day.

"Since Konan said I could do whatever I want, I think I'm going to go terrorize the leaf village."

And so Deidara went, off to the leaf village to frighten the townsfolk.

Current Time: 2:00

After walking for what seemed like forever, Deidara finally arrived at the detested leaf village. The only real reason he hated it was because Itachi originated from this village.

"The townspeople will thank me later, since I don't plan on killing any of them. I'll kill them later, when I have an actual mission," Deidara said.

He ran through the front gate, only to nearly run full force into Hidan.

[I'm letting you guys use your imagination by thinking up your own swear words! Have fun (: They will be marked by (***) ]

"YO, DEIDARA, WHAT THE (***) ARE YOU (***) DOING HERE?" Hidan asked.

Deidara, used to Hidan's foul mouth, answered with "I was going to terrorize the leaf village, duh!"

"WELL I WAS (***) HERE FIRST, YOU (***) (***) (***) SON OF A (***) MOTHER (***)…

[ I'm skipping ahead about 3 hours… ]

"…(***) YOU, DEIDARA!"

Deidara just sighed. He wasn't in the mood to deal with Hidan.

"How about we just terrorize it together?" Deidara asked.

"THAT'S A (***) (***) GREAT IDEA, (***)!" Hidan said.

"Um… why are you still yelling?" Deidara questioned.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD! SPEAK UP!" Hidan answered.

Deidara sighed and yelled "NEVERMIND."

Current Time: 5:30

They slowly walked into the leaf village.

Deidara walked casually into the Academy with Hidan not far behind.

"Oh, hi – Iruka, is it? – I'd like to enroll my precious little child *motions to Hidan* in your famous education department I've heard so much about," Deidara said.

Said chunin, however, just stood frozen in shock.

"Y-You're… you guys are the Akatsuki! Those robes, there's no doubt about it!" Iruka yelled.

"Someone get the Fifth!" "I need backup!" "Go get Kakashi!"

Random yells were heard throughout the halls. The two robed figures, however, just stood there with a confused expression plastered on their faces.

"DADDY I JUST WANTED TO LEARN!" Hidan yelled.

"I'm sorry, son! I've failed you!" Deidara answered.

Two Body Flicker techniques later, they were standing just outside the Academy.

Deidara and Hidan looked at each other, and then burst into a fit of laughter. Deidara wiped a tear from his eye.

"That was awesome…" Deidara said in between giggles…

Then, in unison they said… "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!"

Current Time: 6:00

Another Body Flicker technique later, the two were standing in the center of town. Thanks to Deidara's clone technique, they were also Henged. [Henged, for those of you that don't know, is a technique usually used when making clones to disguise them. So basically Hidan and Deidara look nothing like themselves.]

They immediately took on the roles of the leaf village's villagers.

"AHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP! I HAVE TWELVE CHILDREN!" Diedara yelled.

"MOTHER, I'M YOUR ONLY CHILD!" Hidan yelled back.

They both then released their chakra and un-Henged themselves, returning to their normal state.

"GOTCHA!" They said at the same time, making a senior citizen pass out. A motherly figure screamed.

"That was fun, Hidan, but I'm done. See ya!" Deidara said.

"I'm not! HAHAHA!" Hidan yelled as he jumped in front of two small children. Deidara merely sighed, made a hand sign, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Current Time: 6:30

Deidara appeared about 10KM away from the leaf village.

"That was fun. I'm surprised we weren't attacked," he said to himself. "Oh well, better start heading back towards the hideout…"

Current Time: 8:30

'Whew, just barely made it back before 9:00, like Konan said,' Deidara thought to himself. 'But… I have a few minutes…'

Evil thoughts danced inside Deidara's head for a split second before he decided on his victim's demise.

The victim? Sasori-kun.

The demise? You will soon find out.

Konan's voice was heard throughout the hideout: "Dinner's ready! If you're not present, I'm assuming you're late! And if you're late…" She chuckled. "Pain's going to release his fury!"

Deidara crammed himself inside Hiruko, Sasori's favorite puppet.

"It's only a matter of time now…" Deidara said to himself.

Just then he heard the footsteps of his roommate, rival, and friend, Sasori.

"Where did I put my cell phone…" Sasori mumbled to himself.

The closet doors opened.

"BOO!" Deidara popped out of Hiruko and jumped on top of Sasori.

"I got you, Sasori-kun!" Deidara said with a giggle.

"(***), you scared the (***) out of me!" Sasori yelled.

"Hn, you always were easily scare able. Now let's head downstairs, dinner's ready.

The two walked down the stairs.

Current Time: 9:00