(Authors note. Sorry for the wait, school. Also, I'd like to mention that in future fanfictions I will have my OCs (Ivy and Ace) as part of the stories, but it will not be in relation the this story. Thank you.)

I awoke uncomfortable, really uncomfortable. Like, sleeping on a table uncomfortable. I heard murmuring, I didn't open my eyes, but I listened.

"Who are those two girls? Ve~" one voice asked

"I don' know, but ze brown 'aired one is pretty, what do you think Angleterre?" a French voice answered.

"Shut up you frog." a British voice snapped at the French voice.

"I need to check on something, I'll be back in a minute." one Russian voice said, the sound of fading footsteps followed.

"Do you think we should wake them aru?" Chinese?

"I'm not sure, the red headed one looks dangerous." German!?

Could it be? I was afraid to hope, but, could it be? I tentatively opened my eyes, and there they were, all Axis and Allies standing around me and Ace. Me and Ace were lying on the big table in the center of the world meeting room. I suddenly sat up and some of the countries jumped, they looked at me expectantly. I struggled for something to say, but, all I could choke out was "Ace". At the sound of her name, she sat up and looked around her, I waited for the explosion.

"No way...NO FREAKING WAY! Ivy Senkara do you have any idea where we are!? This is Hetalia! We are in the world of Hetalia, this is the best. thing. ever! Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh!" Ace shouted as she shook my shoulders violently, making me drop my chibi Pirate!England plush doll. I quickly picked it up, after Ace let me go. I looked at the confused faces of the characters I idolized for so long, and I was a bit embarrassed. Why? Because I realized that we were not only making fools of ourselves, but that we were still in our night clothes. Ace was holding her plush Russia doll in her oversized Dora The Explorer "Yes We Can" T-shirt with way-to-short-shorts and I was hugging my Pirate!England doll in my hand stitched flying mint bunny pajamas. I had to make them by hand because of two reasons: One, you can't exactly find flying mint bunny PJ's at Wall mart. Two, despite my svelte figure, I have been cursed by having the biggest breasts you will ever see. I mean, even Ukraine couldn't compare to me, and I hate it. Ace continued to vocalize her excitement as I sent a apologetic look to the countries that were now being forced to listen to Ace's overexcited shouting. I placed my hand on Ace's shoulder, she paused.

"Ace, I think you should save the yelling for when there are no ear drums at risk." Ace pouted but sat quietly. I turned to the nations,

"Salut, my name is Ivy and this is my slightly crazy best friend, Ace. Sorry about any damages Ace may have caused to your ears."

"Salut? Oh honhonhon! I did not realize you spoke French madam." Said a certain pervert, big mistake. I felt my face flush red as my rage built up.

"You shouldn't have said that, now you've made her ma-a-ad" Ace said in a sing-song voice. I nodded, glaring at the French man.

"Sorry to rain on your parade France" I spat his name "but I'll have you know that I have nothing, nothing in common with you. And I don't speak French, I never have and I never will. I only speak Canadian." I crossed my arms, feeling better now that France looked a little pale.

"Really?" whispered the voice I knew all too well. I spun around to see a blue eyes man holding a polar bear. A Cheshire Cat grin spread across my face.

"CANADA!" I screamed as I glomped the poor Canadian.

"Maple!" he whisper-shouted as we tumbled to the ground. Ace burst out laughing at the spectacle I was making of myself.

"Ivy, since when were you the one to glomp anime characters? That's a bit unlike you." I shrugged, getting off the blushing Canada.

"I guess since I realized that they are all 20% hotter in real life then on a screen, or in plush" I leaned on a table, repeatedly tossing my Pirate!England doll in the air and catching it.

England stepped up to me, I glanced at him with what I hoped was a neutral expression.

"Those pajamas, is that fl-err, did you, make them?" He stammered. I glanced at my sleeve, realizing how strange it must be for him to see flying mint bunnies on some random girl's sleepwear.

I was about to answer when Ace stuffed a wad of cash in my face.

"Look, Ivy, It's mon-ey! Let's go buy new clothes!" I pushed the wad away, uncertain of where she obtained the large amount of twenty dollar bills.

"Do I want to know where you got that?"

"Nope!" She shook her head.

"O.K. then let's go." We started to head for the door, when a pair of large hands grabbing our shirt collars stopped us. I craned my neck around to see who it was, Not surprisingly, it was Germany

"OK" Germany said, placing us in chairs, "time to explain how you got here, and who's money is that?" Ace smirked at Germany, holding up a credit card. He looked extremely angry when he realized the credit card was his. I sighed at Ace's showing off of her pick-pocketing skills.

"I will explain what I can," I started, "So, last night me and my friend, Ace wished on a meteor shower. This is probably what caused-" I stopped, Ace was sitting still, which meant only one thing. I followed her eye-line to the door.

"Oh no, not good." I whispered. Ace suddenly screeched as she leaped across the table and power hugged/crashed into Russia, who was unfortunate as to have walked into the room at that moment. He didn't fall over or anything, but he was still rather surprised. Ace looped her arms around Russia's neck and said,

"You become one with mother Ace da?" I face palmed, of course Ace had say that in the worst Russian accent I have ever heard, even from her!

"Ace, you sound like Bellaruse! Don't scare the poor Russian, for goodness sakes!"

"No!" Ace snarled, "He is mine, mine, don't any of you dare come near him! I called dibs so back off!"

"Ace! Get off him now!" I half yelled at her. She started to protest, but Russia grabbed her by the collar and set her on the ground. I sighed, can't I have just five minutes of normal? I could hear France and England starting to bicker and Ace was cheering them on, so I took that as a no. I sighed again, this is going to be one hell of a long day.