Pokémon Dares
From: mistysgal101
Ash: beat the Indigo Plateau 5 times without fail, if you fail once you have to
start ALL OVER AGAIN! (I have done it 12 times in a row beat that!)
Drew (if he's there and if he is not dead by now): Tell the whole
world (including your fan girls) why you give may roses (the REAL reason)
Misty: sing "I never had a dream come true" by (former) S club 7 in front of a
crowd (1,0 minimum)
May and Dawn: play tug of war with a submarine roll (from subway) and the one
that wins has to eat it in one bite and the other has to sit on their head for
half a hour
Max: you are now paying for saying you hate girls (coz DUH! I am one) dress up
as a girl for 3 hours lol
Brock: you can't fall head over heals about a girl for 3 months (haha)
Ash: What!!! You expect me to beat the Indigo Plateau 5 times…I couldn't do it once! Oh well here it goes… (makes it to semi) Aw man I lost…I have to do this or else I won't be able to do anything else again!!! (does it again and wins) YAY
Grapes Rule: Well now you have to keep doing that.
Ash: Oh no!
Drew: Fine. Well world and fan girls the truth is… I love May. There happy!
Fan girls: NOOOOOO (cry)
Drew: May will you go out with me?
May: Sure!
Misty: Ok here goes nothing…grabs all the people from Pokémon ever seen
Ooh...
Everybody's got something they had to leave behind
One regret from yesterday that just seems to grow with time
There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering)
How it could be now or neither been (or neither been)
All this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go
Chorus
I never had a dream come true
Till that day that I found you
Even though I pretend that I've moved on
You'll always be my baby
I never found the words to say
You're the one I think about each day
And I know no matter where love takes me to
A part of me will always be with you
Somewhere in my memory I lost all sense of time
And tomorrow can never be
'Cause yesterday is all that fills my mind
There's no use looking back or wondering
How it should be now or neither been (or neither been)
Oh this I know but still I can't find ways to let you go
Chorus
You'll always be the dream that fills my head
(Yes you will, say you will, you know you will, baby)
You'll always be the one I know (I'll never forget)
There's no use looking back or wondering (or wondering)
Because love is a strange and funny thing
No matter how I try and try
I just can't say goodbye
No no no no
Chorus
A part of me will always be with you...
Grapes Rule: If these lyrics aren't right don't blame me I never heard the song before…blame this site Do we have to?
Dawn: Yea where did we sign up for this?
Grapes Rule: I did it for you now here's the roll.
May and Dawn: (tug with all their might)
Dawn: Yes I did it!!! I won!!! Ok…how can I do this in one bite…(shoves roll in mouth sideways)
May: Oh no how can I stand on my head for a whole half hour? (does it anyway)
HALF HOUR LATER
May: Can I dress Max up?
Grapes Rule: All of the girls can dress him up…even me!!!
All females on the planet: YAY LETS DRESS HIM UP!!!
Max: Ahhhhhh!!! Gets caught
Everyone: laughs He's so adorable!
Max: I hate you Mistygal101.
Brock: But I see Nurse Joy though goes into the fetal position
From: daydream14
SQUEE! You put Pikachu into this SQUEE! Uh... I dunno what to dare
Pikachu: Pika pi chu chu pi ka kip ki pu!
Grapes Rule: Pikachu is saying thanks do you have a dare though?
From: daydream14
I dare Brock to dress up as a maid! You should also kiss a Magikarp!
Brock: doesn't respond
Grapes Rule: Come on Brock you were dared look Nurse Joy!
Brock: Can't look…grabs costume
Nurse Joy: Why is he dressed as a maid?
Grapes Rule: He was dared!
Nurse Joy: That is ridiculous. I would never give him the time of day now.
Brock: Ugh…Now I'll never land a girl…
Grapes Rule: Especially with the video of you I am putting on youtube!
Brock: NOOOOO!!!
From: tatewaki2000
I dare Misty to dye her hair green, and for Ash to pretend to be "Ashley" in
front of his mom.
Misty: WHAT I AM NOT DYING MY HAIR GREEN!
Grapes Rule: You have to Misty. (Uses taunt)
Misty: Fine then give me a few minutes. (Goes off to dye her hair)
Ash: My mom is going to think I'm crazy oh well. (Takes deep breath) I can do it! (Fly's home)
Ashley: Hello mom!
Delia: Who are you? I'm not your mother! Oh no is the third movie all over again?
Ashley: No. I'm not going to kidnap you.
Grapes Rule: Ok this might go on for awhile lets check back with Misty.
Misty: (stares in mirror with disbelief) I look like a treeko!
Everyone: (laughs their head off)
Misty: Can I wash my hair 10 times now to get it out?
Grapes Rule: No you still have to keep it and wash like you regularly would.
Misty: That wasn't in the dare.
Grapes Rule: I know I made it up now.
Misty: Glares.
From: Icepik
Grapes Rule: Oh no not again…
Pikachu:
I dare you to...
1.Go without ketchup for ten years.
2.Shock Ash into ashes.
3.Revert to your original graphics.
Silly putty.
5.Do the Numa-Numa dance.
6.Use Volt-Tackle on the narrator of the show.
7.Replace the move volt-tackle and thunder with Fly and Surf (Yes, Pikachu
can learn those).
8.Bite a Pichu's arm in front of his/her mother.
9.Tap a Thunderstone.
10.Get together with Prof.Birch and have an Anti-Icepik League.
11.Meet Red (in Mt.Silver) and have his Pikachu teach you the true meaning of
pain.
12.Stuff yourself into a Pokemon Diamond game.
13-20.Involves being sat on by the eight heaviest Pokemon in existence.
Pikachu: PIKA PI KA CHU!!!
Grapes Rule: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO WITHOUT KETCHUP!!! To bad Pikachu you have to. The second one is a little violent…but with the magic of story hood we can make this happen. Do it Pikachu.
Pikachu: (uses most powerful thunderbolt ever seen before)
Ash: (ashes) Can you fix me now.
Grapes Rule: Oh yea I was sort of dazing into space thinking about how ironic it is that you got turned to ashes and your name is ash. Anyways-magical revitalization power!!! (blue light goes toward Ash and makes him back to normal.)
Ash: YAY!!!
Pikachu: I was not silly putty I was just fat!
Everyone: Pikachu spoke.
Grapes Rule: That sure proved Prof. Birch wrong.
Everyone: Glares at Birch. A/N Look at my other fanfiction Pokemon 20 Questions to understand that statement.
Pikachu: (Reverts back to fat form) (Then does the Numa-Numa dance as Misty sang it for the world to hear.)
Grapes Rule: Ah the Narrator…isn't here right now; he's a voice in the sky so it is kind of impossible for Pikachu to do that… so therefore that cancels that out. Yes you can dare the characters to do anything but within reason…I mean the narrator doesn't have a body that anyone has seen so deal with it Icepik.
Ashley: No Pikachu can't!!!
Misty: Oh yes he can.
Grapes Rule: I heard that it was a she?
Misty: No it's a boy.
Professor Oak: Actually I declare it is genderless. This is only to avoid future arguments. Now Pikachu lets see you fly!
Pikachu: I am flying wohoo!
Professor Birch: I am never going to get used to hearing Pokémon talk…
Grapes Rule: The next one is cruel though…wait I see a loophole! You didn't say how hard. Go to it Pikachu!
Ashley: Hey! I order Pikachu around not you!
Pikachu: I just obey you…truth is I can obey anyone I want because I can do whatever I want because I'm Pikachu. (Bites the arm gently)
Pichu: (bursts out laughing because it tickles)
Pikachu: Do I have to?
Everyone: Yes!
Pikachu: here goes nothing…(taps it)
Ashley: No! Where's my gameboy… (Pikachu is evolving) Here it is lets click B. (Evolution stops) YEA!!!
Pikachu: I'll do that one happily.
Professor Birch: Me too! I wonder who Icepik's next victim will be.
Pikachu: Who the heck is Red?
Ashley: This character in my game!
Pikachu: I'll show him the true meaning of pain! (Somehow transports into the game and comes out ko'd)
Ashley: Pikachu!!!
Delia: Stop messing with my son's Pokémon!
Ashley: Better do this while he's still unconscious. (Stuffs Pikachu in with all the fat, which is very hard to do) Phew… I did it…
Pikachu: (wakes up) Who did this? (Breaks out with thunderbolt)
Everyone: Icepik!
Pikachu: If I ever find out who you are…you are toast and jelly…(tears start coming) KETCHUP!!!
Grapes Rule: Pikachu would be so squashed though…oh well…(does anyone know who they are? Oh well I'll just do this…) There (8 heaviest Pokemon appear from nowhere) how about that.
Pikachu: Uh oh…(gets sat on)
Grapes Rule: Ok on to the next dares..
From: Rocket Wolf
Um...dare Brock to cook Ash's corpfish and serve it for lunch.
(I hate corpfish... XD)
Grapes Rule: That's not spelled right…I think its…Corphish. Oh well Brock you heard him.
Brock: (still angry) Not cooking a Pokémon…not even with story magic would anything be able to bring it back.
Grapes Rule: I sense another loophole! (whispers something to Ashley)
Ashley: Here you go Brock…do it…Corphish will take one for the team.
Brock: What how can you agree to this? (Ashley whispers to Brock)
Later that day
Brock: Here you go everyone. Cooked Corphish doll. It was Ash's corphish so eat up!
Ashley: (laughs)
Grapes Rule: Let's check my mailbox and see if there is anything more? NOOO THAT'S IT!!! Oh well at least there is more here then in the 20 questions second chapter…I'll put both of these up today so enjoy everyone!!! Also I was experimenting with the actions in bold and in brackets so I would like to know which you liked better. Thanks everyone!
