Warriors' Life
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SPOTTEDLEAF
DISCLAIMER- I do NOT own Warriors!
Host- Sit down! Sit down!
Spottedleaf- Oh, why thank you for inviting me to your show!
Host- Ah! Your welcome, but this ain't no show. It's a story on fanfiction! Mechanical laughing
Spottedleaf- ………….yeah…….
Host- Now Spottedleaf, it's time to inter-
Spottedleaf- Do you have anything to drink? Maybe some river water? Dipped in moss would be excellent!
Host- Uh……about the ques-
Spottedleaf- By the way, you know those green leaves you carry in your pockets all the time? Yeah, those, they work a lot better for cleaning wounds than cobwebs. Can I have some…
Host- What?! Where did you get the money from??
Spottedleaf- I got it from your soft tree bark that folds.
Host- My Wallet, you mean!
Spottedleaf- Yep! Think that's what you two-legs call it.
Host- Dumbfounded
Spottedleaf- What were you going to ask me again?
Host- Yes…about that. Are you related to Tigerstar? And if so, does that mean you're a Skyclan cat, too?
Spottedleaf- 'Course! Duh, I'm really Skyclan to the blood. But that Tigerstar bloodline part, yeah, that was just for drama. It's funny to see the readers' face when they realize Fireheart's love is related to his enemy!
Host- ha ha ha ha ha….
Spottedleaf- Next?
Host- Of course! You being a starclan cat, can see all secrets going on below. Is Jaypaw Squirrelflight's kit…or LEAFPOOL'S kit????
Spottedleaf- gasp well…I would tell you. But Jaypaw said he would get Tigerstar to kill me again if I told you.
Host- Ahhh…I understand. There's always an excuse. Anyway, what about Hollpaw? She has a grey pelt like Ashfur…is she actually Ashfur's kit instead of Brambleclaws?
Spottedleaf- Again, Hollypaw slapped me pretty hard when I asked. I still have a bruise.
Host- Oh…well you're a lot of help. Next question: Why are Violets blue?
Spottedleaf- Cause Starclan has a sense of humor. Though that should be obvious! Pfft!
Host- You're just REALLY clearing this up for me…….GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Spottedleaf- What??? Next question! NEXT QUESTION!
Host- Are you jealous of Sandstorm?
Spottedleaf- well. Yeah! Of course! And Firestar is COMPLETELY oblivious to me. He's just SOO in love with Sandstorm and his stupid daughter Squirrelflight. Just last night Leafpool and I were having an intriguing conversation. I think he must have some GRUDGE against us medicine cats or something…He only liked Cinderpelt cause she was always a warrior at heart. And Yellowfang was just a grouchy kitty and he-
Host- Blinks yeah. It's ok. We get it…Honestly, we UNDERSTAND!
Spottedleaf- Voice cracks What!?!?!? Don't you want to hear my LIFE STORY???? You're such a bad host! Starts to cry!
Host- And that ends it for today! Stay tuned! Cheesy Smile!
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