Hi. I'm James Potter and these are the four things that you have to know about me:

I'm in my fourth year of Hogwarts

I'm Melanie Jackson's best friend

I'm in love with her

I'm hoping to change that

So with that it's on with the show.

We were about to walk through the gates of school to go to Hogsmaed when I grabbed Melanie again and slung her over my shoulder and continued walking down the road to town. "Hey! Potter! Let me down you git." I heard her shout into my back.

"Well Jackson. Why would I do that?" I replied.

"Because I'm your best friend and being your best friend you would hate to cause me any public embarrassment?"

"Nope" I said popping to P.

"Oh right it's because I'll hex your ass off if you don't let me down. Yap that's it."

"Nope wrong."

"Oh I'm sorry you're right. It because I will tell you ex-girlfriend Anna that you're in love with her."

"You wouldn't." Anna was the most annoying, clingy and WORST girlfriend I ever had. EVER.

"Try me"

"Gladly" I said as I walked on.

"Oh Anna" She shouted. DAMN was she behind us? Really God do you hate me?

"You wouldn't because if I'm stuck with her so are you." I said simply; Because I knew I got her there she hates Anna.

"Oh really? I don't mind."

"Wait. What?

"I'll just stop chilling with you."

"You wouldn't you can't resist my awesomeness."

"Want to bet on that."

"Hell yes." I said setting her down on her feet again. We were outside the three broom sticks.

"How we doing this then?"

"Well James don't you need to get you newest ex of your back?" Said Fred finally paying attention.

"Yah your point?" I replied.

"Well you two could 'Fake Date'". He said doing that weird quote thing with his fingers when he said 'fake date'. "and by the end of a month or two if she isn't in love with you then she wins and if she is you win."

"Yah but what about him he can't resist my awesomeness either."

"So can!" I shouted.

"can't" she shouted in reply.

"can"

"can't"

"can"

"How about this if James is in love with Melanie but Melanie isn't in love with James then Melanie wins. And if Melanie is in love with James and James isn't in love with Melanie then James wins. But if you in love with each other then I win. And the bet is for…an extra round of butter beer at the tree broom sticks and the winner can shout in the middle of lunch about the bet and that they won. Okay?" Fred said.

"Deal!" Me and Melanie shouted. And we all shook hands on it.

"How long does it go on for?" Melanie asked

"Two or Three months?" Fred asked. "Three" he added nodding to himself.

"It's ON." I said walking into the tree broom sticks.

"Starting now." Fred said walking in after me.

"Okay" I said talking Mel's hand. We walked over to the rest of our family and friends and took our seats (It was only the beginning of school so we had no coats or anything to take off). I sat down next to Mel and lazily slung my arm around her shoulder. Everyone looked at us questionably.

"Oh right" I said lazily. "me and Mel are dating." Here come the questions I thought to myself.