He Has Three Rules

In walked a very bored looking Scorpius with a very ecstatic looking Angela, she held tightly onto his arm and dragged him forward onto the closest armchair, co-incidentally the one next to mine. She then proceeded to sit on his knee and kiss his ear; he threw me 'the eyes.'
'The eyes' were mine and Scor's signal to say 'remove me from this awkward or potentially dangerous position.'
Perfect payback I thought as I shook my head, holding back my laughter. He then did his infamous puppy eyes which slowly tore through your soul until you felt you had no choice but to comply, I couldn't hold the silent laughter in any longer and let out a huge guffaw. Angela released Scor's ear from the intense saliva wash it had just received before looking pointedly at me and hissing, "Something funny Weasley?"
"No no, nothing," I smiled serenely in an attempt to hide the giggles that were threatening to escape.
"Obviously you must have found something funny otherwise why would you spontaneously make such an ugly noise?"
Scorpius' face hardened but I shook my head and gave Angela a once over, bleach blonde hair with brown roots, multitudes of mascara, blush and lip gloss. She was wearing a three quarter, low neck, bright pink top and shorts that would have pained any normal individual almost unbearably. I then turned to Scorpius and said smoothly, "Score!"
A well hidden smile broke out on his face for a few seconds in which Angela jumped off his lap and flounced out the common room.
"BABE, she was only kidding!" he called after her before turning to me and whispering, "Thank you thank you thank you," then he shut his eyes and leant back into the chair.
He wasn't getting away with this that easy I thought as I jabbed him hard in the ribs and said sternly, "Scorpius Malfoy," he looked up, "why?"
"Why what? Why am I sleeping? Its cause I'm tired" he grinned
"Why the all boobs and no-"
"Brains?"
"Yeah"
"Easy pull," he shrugged
"Cheap and nasty pull," I corrected
He shook his head slightly and smiled to himself before closing his eyes again,
"Maybe so Rose but..."
"But what? There are plenty of nice and smart girls out there-"
"Who are all looking for a relationship not a week of being dragged through the dirt,"
"And there I thought you were a man of no feelings Malfoy," I laughed
"Then you got me very wrong Weasley," he joked back
I curled up into my chair and brought my elbows onto the arm rest and leaning forward provocatively like so many of Scorpius' admirers had done before.
"Okay so spill Malfoy, what other golden rules do you have concerning girls,"
"Where to begin Weasley,"
"Number one,"
He sighed before opening one eye, noting my position he also sat up, it didn't escape my notice how his now fully opened eyes strayed a little too long on my chest.
"Eyes where the mouth is Malfoy," I said dryly
"Sorry," he grinned sheepishly
we sat in a few minutes of silence seemingly scrutinising each other before he said hastily,
"I have three rules, one, treat them with respect and if she says stop, I do,"
"It's always good to know you haven't, as yet raped any students," I replied dryly
"Two, I NEVER cheat,"
I hadn't been expecting this, "Too immoral for you?"
"Too complicated," he shrugged, "Shows how much attention you pay to my love life Rosie,"
"I don't waste time on things I have no interest in,"
"Then why am I talking to you about this?"
I shrugged and he smiled victoriously and shut his eyes again.
"And I never hurt a girl," he paused before adding, "if I can help it."
A few minutes of silence past before I sighed resolutely,
"Scor?"
"Rosie?"
"My transfiguration essay is due in tomor-"
"I'm on it Red,"
I whacked him with a piece of parchment, that was Al's name for me and no one else was allowed to use it. He chuckled before dipping my quill in the ink pot and setting to work on correcting my essay.