-1The whole group turned to the opposite end of the room, where they heard the SLAM!! from. It was

GAARA!! He looked as surprised as everyone else (except for Itachi, who knew that that would happen,

and Temari, who was too pissed off to care).

Itachi began to explain.

"You see, this is a never-ending room that happens to come with doors, so that door over there opens to this

door here."

Also, almost immediately after that, a small, white polar bear fell into an empty cage. Itachi turned to face her. It was Tenten (suggested by PurpleWolf Star35. Sorry I forgot her).

"Ah… my collection is now complete and now I can have my feast."

Tenten looked around and seemed very confused. She found Neji and screamed out, "Neji! Where are we?! I'm scared and confused! HELP!"

"Shut up, or Itachi will eat you first!" Neji replied.

"Wha- you care about me?"

"Hn…"

"You DO care! Aww, Neji. If I could hug you…"

Gaara was still confused and darting his head from side to side, every other time looking over at Temari

(who was still very angry, by the way). Kisame walked over and quickly grabbed Gaara and threw him into

a plastic chamber. Itachi stripped him of his gourd and threw it to the ground, and then closed the chamber.

Kisame attached a vacuum to the top of the small plastic container and sucked out all of the air.

Gaara began to suffocate, and his sand immediately moved to the plastic chamber. The sand covered it in a thick layer, and started contracting, attempting to crush the plastic and provide Gaara some air. The plastic was, like, an inch thick, however, and very strong. By the time Gaara was free, it was too late. Gaara was dead. The sand receded into the abyss. Everyone, especially Temari, stood and watched in fear and awe. Itachi picked the dead kazekage up and stared at him.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pitiful. It is soooo sad that I won't be able to enjoy him raw and wriggling… alive… but I can

still eat him fresh off the grill!" he perked up suddenly as he said so. "Kisame, start the grill!"

Kisame sighed. "Yeah, sure." Itachi waited…and waited… and waited…

"KISAME!!"

"What?!"

"How long does it take to start a grill?!"

"More than ten seconds…which is how long I've been gone! This is why I never grill for you, Itachi! You're so impatient!"

"Wha…I…ugh…tuh…I can't believe…ugh…tuh…Grrr!"

"Yeah, Itachi! You're impatient!"

"NO!"

"Yes."

"NO!"

"Yes!"

"NOOOOOOOO!!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!"

"…ok, fine!"

"GRRR!"

"Just grill Gaara."

"NO!"

"Why?!"

"You're impatient!"

"… … what does that have to do with anything?"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I'LL KILL YOU!"

"Now, now, let's not make empty threats."

"Fine! … but I'm not grilling you anything ever again."

"Fine. Tobi!"

Tobi came running up from who knows where.

"Tobi's here! Tobi's a good boy!"

"Good boy, Tobi."

"Tobi's a good boy!"

"Now, Tobi… can you grill this for me in under fifteen seconds?!"

"Sure! …if you'll say that I'm a good boy."

"Tobi's a good boy." Itachi replied in a bored monotone.

"Yay! Tobi's a good boy!"

"Now go do it, Tobi!"

Tobi ran and, exactly fourteen seconds later, came back with a grilled, hot Gaara burger.

"Tobi did it! Tobi's a good boy!"

"Yes. Good boy, Tobi. But I have to ask, how'd you do it?"

"Tobi's a good boy!"

"Yes, I know, but how?"

"……Tobi's a good boy!"

"I know, but HOW?!"

"…………Tobi's a…"

"GOOD BOY!! WE KNOW!! BUT… HOW??"

"………………Tobi's a…"

"SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!"

Tobi began to cry. "Tobi's not a good boy?"

Itachi sighed. "Yes… Tobi's a … good boy."

"Yay! Skip, skip, skip…" Tobi said as he skipped merrily along home.

Kisame butted in. "He seemed more hyperactive than usual."

Just then, Deidara came out, panting heavily and shivering.

Itachi sighed again. "Oh, well." Then he popped his Gaara burger into his mouth, chewed it thoroughly, and swallowed him. "Hmmm… ugh! The aftertaste is horrible! What did this guy eat?!"

Temari answered, "Sand."

"Ugh! It was a mistake to bring him here…"

"It was horrible!" Deidara cried.

"…hmm?" Kisame just saw him when he said that. "Hey, Itachi, look! It's Deidara!"

"I know."

"When did he get here?"

"A few seconds ago."

"Oh…"

Things were silent for a while, and then Deidara broke the silence.

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??"

"Geez!! Why what?" Kisame asked.

"Why why what?" Itachi asked.

"What?"

"Why what why why what?"

"… … what?"

"Why what what why what why why what?!"

"…………………what?"

Itachi inhaled, "WHY WHAT WHY WHAT WHAT WHY WHAT WHY WHY WHAT?!"

"… I don't know."

"Nevermind!"

"WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!" Deidara cried.

"Why what?"

"NOT THIS AGAIN!"

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"

"Shut up, Itachi!"

"You shut up, fish brain!"

"WHY?!"

Sakura whispered to Sasuke, "There idiots!"

Sasuke replied, "I know."

"I'm smarter than an ordinary fish…" Kisame sniffled.

"I'm sorry, Kisame."

"Why?" Deidara questioned, calmly this time.

"Okay, Deidara. What happened?" Kisame asked.

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!" he answered very loudly, becoming hysterical.

"Okay, we've heard enough of that from Tobi, n…"

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!"

"…owwwwwwwwooooooooowwwww!! That almost deafened me!"

Itachi pushed Kisame aside. "Alright, Deidara, what happened to Tobi?"

"Coffee…" he muttered.

"Coffee?!"

"Caffeine…"

"Ohhh… hyper from caffeine from coffee… how much did he drink?"

"A LOT!"

Suddenly, they heard a rumbling from behind the kitchen door. It kept getting louder and louder!

…until…

"TOOOOOOOOOOBI'S A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!"

"Shit, he drank more!!"

In all the confusion, Naruto got a bright idea, for once! He got right up to the edge of the bars and performed his shadow clone jutsu and a clone appeared on the other side. The clone then opened the cage and poofed away, but Naruto was free to let everyone else free as well. As Itachi and Kisame tried to get a hold of Tobi and Deidara cowered in a corner, the entire Naruto crew went behind them all into the unknown where all of the Akatsuki members had emerged from. It seemed to be their only way out.