Disclaimer: *looks around* I own Naruto! *gets smacked in the head* sorry, just joking…

Warnings: moodiness, short attention span, more bad humor, failure to do household chores, and sexy blondes

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Sasuke hoisted the heavy suitcases his maid had packed into the trunk of his black Mercedes. "Stupid camp." he mumbled to himself, slamming the trunk closed. He walked around the car and plopped himself in the driver's seat. "The sun isn't even up yet!" he screamed at the sky. "So why do I have to be?" Sighing, he started the car and made his way to the camp.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2 hours later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sasuke finally arrived at the camp. He parked his car in the designated area, and walked inside the main building. Inside, he found a wide open space with a staircase in the center. 'What the hell? Why is no one here?' He looked around, and finally, he heard voices coming from upstairs, so he made his way there.

Right up front was a desk, and behind said desk was a young woman, about 23 years old with short dark hair, and light lavender eyes. "Uh, Hi." he said to her.

She looked up, "H-hi! W-welcome to Konoha S-summer C-camp!" she studdered.

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow. "Um, thanks. Where am I supposed to go, ah, Miss…"

"H-hinata's my name." she told him. "Y-you must be h-here for orientation, r-right?"

"I guess so." he said, rather bored.

Hinata pointed at a door to the left. Sasuke walked up to it and stepped through. Inside he found a handful of people in a large room with several chairs. Up front was a microphone. A woman stepped up in the front and began speaking. "Hello everyone! If you could please take a seat, we can begin." Sasuke looked around and took the first seat he could find. "Alright!" the woman said. "Today you are all here for orientation! My name is Tsunade, and I am the camp director. Today you will be learning basics about being a camp councilor, and you will take your precursory swim exam for your lifeguard training! We will also…" Sasuke began to drone her out until everyone started getting up. He looked around confused.

"What's going on?" he asked the person next to him.

"We're moving into our cabins idiot! Haven't you been listening?"

"Uh, not really." Sasuke admitted.

He got up and followed the others to a long table that had names and cabin numbers on them. Finding his name, he grabbed the paper and went back to his car. He grabbed his suitcases out of the trunk and started making his way down the path to Cabin #4. Walking up the stairs, he made his way inside. The cabins looked much better than he expected! The walls were a beautiful blonde wood, and the beds were the same, attached to the wall, one above the other.

Sasuke chose one that looked decent enough. He dragged his suitcases over, and opened the one he knew held his sheets. Pulling them out, he began his attempt to make the bed. The first sheet was a fitted one. He looked it over. 'Ok, this shouldn't be too hard, just match up the corners.' He laid it out on the mattress, and pulled the first corner over, and then the second, and the third! 'Alright, this isn't so bad! One more to go!' He began to pull the fourth corner, and realized why this was called a "fitted sheet". For the life of him, he could not get that fourth corner to stretch enough! He yanked and he pulled and finally, he got it over…only to find one of the other corners had popped off.

"FUCK!" he yelled.

"Dude, you have got to watch your language!"

Sasuke whipped around to find a young man in the cabin. The man wore orange swim trunks and a pristine white tank top that showed off his god-like body nicely. He had a white visor stuck through his spiky shock of blonde hair, and the bluest eyes Sasuke had ever seen. He simply stared.

The man looked at him awkwardly. "Dude, are you ok?"

"Hn." was all the response Sasuke was willing to give this newcomer as he shook himself out of the daze.

"Um, ok. My name is Naruto Uzumaki! I'll be the Senior Councilor in this cabin! You must be Sasuke." the man said, walking over to greet Sasuke.

"Yeah, I'm Sasuke Uchiha. What do you mean 'Senior Councilor'?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh, well, you're new here so you're going to be a junior councilor. As a junior, you have to train under a senior councilor! And that would be me!" Naruto said, scratching the back of his head.

Naruto looked down at the bed. "Do you need help with that?" he asked, pointing.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted, stepping aside.

"I'll assume that means yes!" the blonde laughed. He picked up the mattress, and tipped it on its side. Taking the fourth corner in one hand, he securely wrapped it around the edge of the mattress. "There you go!" he announced, dropping the mattress in place.

Sasuke stared in shock. "How did you do that?" he asked, awestruck.

Naruto just laughed wildly, falling back on his own bed that Sasuke had failed to notice. "Wow, I was briefed about you, but I didn't know you'd be this helpless!" Naruto began to tear up from the laughter as Sasuke send wave after wave of death glares. Naruto finally calmed down enough to breathe. He looked up at the glare sent his way. "Dude, you seriously need to lighten up." Chuckles still escaped Naruto's form.

"So, I doubt you paid any attention to orientation, would that assumption be correct?" Naruto asked.

"Hn."

"Wow, what an amazingly articulate response!" Naruto exclaimed mockingly. He sighed. "Well, I guess I should fill in some blanks for you. You are my junior trainee, and therefore will be doing whatever I do around the camp."

Sasuke looked up, his interest peaked. "What exactly does that intail?"

"I'm glad you asked! I am the stable head. That means we get to go and take care of the horses! He groom them, take saddle them, and lead trail rides with the campers." Naruto explained.

"Speaking of which, when do campers start arriving?" Sasuke asked, sitting on his now finished bed.

"They'll be here tomorrow." Naruto said. "We're here today so you juniors can get in some training. You know, lifeguard courses, CPR/AED/First Aid training, etc. We also have to get things set up. Since we're assigned the stable, we have to go get the horses from the farm that they are kept at during the winter and drive them back here. We have to get the enclosure set up, and make sure we have enough feed."

Sasuke looked like he was about to have an aneurism.

"Don't worry, I'm here to help you! That's what senior councilors do!" Naruto said, standing and walking over to Sasuke to pat him on the back.

"Ok, so now what do we do?" Sasuke asked, looking up at Naruto.

"Now?" Naruto said, a grin appearing on his face. "Now it's lunchtime!" Naruto pumped both fists into the air.

Sasuke shook his head. 'Maybe this summer won't be as terrible as I expected.'

Woo, chapter two! Hooray for complete lack of original thought! I know this is all really cliché, but I happen to enjoy [most] clichés…some are just too cliché-y, even for me! (Hmmm, did I happen to mention the word cliché?)

Anyway, I hope you're enjoying my little story so far, I'm always open to ideas! I have no outline, I'm pretty much winging it.

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