Chapter 2: Car Chases and An Migraine
Later that same day which it was late afternoon at the bus stop that is when the boys were walking off their bus to heads for home to plays Grand Auto Theft 5 at Cartman's house that is when the boys quickly stopped in their tracks to hear massive wailing of police sirens in the distance which the local schools have half days all this weeks.
"Dude, what the hell is going on in town right now?" Kyle said while looking his friends at that moment.
"Maybe we should go into town to check it out for the hell of it." Stan replied back at Kyle's comment.
"Yeah… some awesome police action will be kewl to watch, but where do we get some popcorn at you guys?" Cartman said as they started walks toward the downtown area of South Park.
"Damn… Cartman, do you ever stop thinking about food all time!" Kyle cries out loud in protest.
"Oh shut the fuck up you damned Jew!" Cartman hollers out loud in an angry tone toward Kyle.
"You first fat ass!" Kyle shrieks back at Cartman as they continue their trek toward town.
"Oh fuck here we go again." Stan said while he was nosebridgepinching himself to hide from the possible embarrassment.
But back in town where a multi vehicles police chase is going on right now which it was that Wayne D, the Vanilla Ice wannabe that he is out of jail due from a plea deal from that crime spree because he took probation instead of prison time. Inside the lead unmarked car were Harrison Yates and his partner Det. Mitch Harris who was driving along with many countless patrol cars were behind them. That is when Yates grabbed on to his walkie –talkie to tell his men to back off from the chase because they are risking anybody's lives at all.
"Attention all officers… that I thinks it's time to calls the chase off because we are about to hit the downtown area; which it will crowded by the town residents who are attending the local farmers ' market right now." Yates spoke into his walkie-talkie as Harris slams on to the brakes very fast because tire remnants came off from Wayne's ghetto tricked out vehicle which it came up on their window at that moment.
"Mitch, Stop Now! Yates screamed as his partner tries to stop the car which the flap of rubber has temporary blinded the detective.
"I'm trying to stop Lou!" Harris said while the other squad cars has spun out or crashed into each other which Wayne D has struck his left hand out of his car window to flips them off and laughs at them. That is when they both herd brunch of tire screeching and a lot of loud bangs behind them right now.
"Bye-bye… You fat doughnuts eating pigs, you will never catch me at all!" Wayne D said as he drives off down the street and leaving the fiery scene behind.
"I think that Grand Auto Theft franchise is giving those damn kids bad ideas." Yates said while he was busy with glowering at the fiery and smoky scene for a quick second.
A few minute later which a massive crowd of townsfolk has gathered there to see what is going on for out of curiosity and BarBrady had arrived on the scene which he came from the city council meeting.
"What the helk happened here?" BarBrady asked as the slightly overweight police chief took his police cap to wipe the sweat off from his forehead.
"Sir, does Mayor McDaniels knows about this mishap?" Yates questioned his commanding officer.
"Yes she does know about this major mishap Lou… But she is not coming to the scene at all which she is super busy right now." BarBrady replied back while his daywalker second in command sighed with great relief under his breath at that moment
That is when the boys had arrived on the scene which they are completely amazed at the wreckage from the pile up of police squad cars and thinking that BarBrady had caused the mess but saw him walking back to his car which it was parked inside a parking lot.
"Man, BarBrady had fucked up majorly this time which that bitch McDaniels will be breathing fire when she hears about this." Cartman said with a light chuckle.
"Well Cartman I think it is not that dumb ass BarBrady had caused the accident which he is leaving in his car right now." Kenny said.
"See people what the mayor is allowing into our community right now." Sheila ranted about the mayor's actions which everyone in the crowd was rolling their eyes at her that moment.
"Oh shut up Mrs. Broflovski!" Garrison hisses under his breath which Cartman has overheard Garrison's rant toward Kyle's mom which he has a very sinfully smile on his plump face.
"Ha-ha… Mr. Garrison tell your mom to shut up which it is very nice of him for once." Cartman said.
"Just wow you guys!" Kenny mumbled out loud as he looks over at the pile up.
"Guys let go to Cartman's house and play Grand Auto Theft 5." Stan said.
"Yeah let's go you guys." Kyle replied that is when they walk away from the scene at that moment.
Meanwhile back at City Hall outside of the mayor's office inside the break room where Johnson and Freddy were sitting at a table having their lunch right now. Which Johnson was reading the local newspaper when their very pissed off boss came walking in with an empty steel metal coffee cup and holding her purse which she is having a massive migraine headache coming on at that moment.
"Mayor, what wrong?" Johnson asked as he look over the page that he held in his hands which the mayor turned to face them after pouring her hot cup of coffee a few seconds earlier.
"Well Johnson, it called I'm surrounded by complete idiots in the law enforcement community which the idiots had caused a major pile up on Main Street after they let the suspect escaped?" McDaniels cried as she taken a seat at the table which she has buried her face into her arms to hides here from the possible embarrassment and angry rabbling from townsfolk. But all sudden they heard angry chattering that is coming from down the hallway. "OH just great that all I'm needed to hear angry ranting from pissed off hicks now, can my day gets much worse."
"Mayor, we can stall them while you go home for the night." Johnson said while he looking at the worn out mayor.
"Fine, I'm will go home which I'm not in the mood and don't feels good at all to deal with them at all." McDaniels said as her aides step out before she did which she got out of the building by going the back way out to her car. Meanwhile Johnson and Freddy came upon the angry crowd of angry townsfolk that was being lead by Sheila Broflovski.
"Where is the mayor?" Mrs. Broflovski grumbles angry out loud as she looks scornfully at the two mayoral assistants who are standing there in front of them.
"The mayor went home for the evening which she does not feels good at all folks." Johnson said.
"That is bull shit!" Townmanone said.
"Why does the board says that she is still in the building, Mr. political hotshot?" Townmantwo ranted loudly.
"Well she forgets to change it before she left; which she having a major migraine right now?" Johnson said.
"OOH!" Townsfolk said while looking at each other at that moment.
"I'm likes to add that maybe she will not be here tomorrow due to that." Johnson said that is when the angry mob has decided to leave the building at the very same minute.
"What a bunch of cry babies that I've ever seen Johnson?!" Freddy muttered out loud.
"I'm know which they were probably rabbing about something really stupid, Freddy." Johnson answered
To Be Continued
