FuckFrankie: you let me violate you.
LikeAVirgin: you let me desecrate you.
.: you let me penetrate you.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: you let me complicate you.
TMUNSM: help me I've broke apart my insides.
FuckFrankie: help my I've got no soul to tell
LikeAVirgin: help me the only thing that works for me.
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: help me get away from myself.
.: I wanna fuck you like an animal.
TMUNSM: I wanna feel you from the inside.
Blue: I wanna fuck you like an animal.
LikeAVirgin: my whole existance is gone.
TMUNSM: you keep me closer to god.
FuckFrankie: *dances to music instrumental*
BigBradWolf: what is that?
ClosetheGoddamnDoor: closer by nine inch nails.
TMUNSM: I love that song.
BigBradWolf: you're only allowed to listen to certain musical artists!
TMUNSM: I heard it with frank one day :)
BigBradWolf: yeah janet this isn't gonna work anymore.
TMUNSM: fine. Whatever.
Blue: I think I might go. You guys are making me hungry. Bye!
FuckFrankie: hey han did riff raff tell you about that night? ;)
ClosetheGoddamnDoor!: I'm changing my user name.
HansMan: han, please don't.
FuckFrankie: did he tell you how he nearly ripped my clothes off when we were making out.
Blue: I'm gonna be sick.
.: I thought you left magenta
Blue: yeah to make some cereal
.: oh. keep going frank.
TMUNSM: homosexuality is a sin.
LikeAVirgin: closet homosexuality is hypocritical.
TMUNSM: I dont like you.
LikeAVirgin: Frank don't do it.
FuckFrankie: how he whimpered and moaned whenever I was giving him a blowjob.
HansMan: frank. I'm begging you. Please don't do it.
FuckFrankie: how he begged. And pleaded. For me to get inside him. And when I did he made the sexiest moan I had ever heard in my entire life.
LikeAVirgin: frankie. Stop stop stop stop stop stop stop. You don't know what this is gonna do to him.
Blue: no seriously frank he just threw his laptop. Its not funny anymore.
FuckFrankie: wait. We're almost finished. When we were going at it two dogs in heat, he was masturbating at the same time and when he came he came at the same time as me but still wasn't satisfied. You know what he did? He jacked off like an american pie movie and smoked like a teenager in the fifties.
LikeAVirgin: frankie you seriously took it too far. He's crying.
Blue: not even funny frank he's outside sobbing like a bitch. I've never seen him cry like this before... once he cried when michael jackson died but I was too busy laughing to give him a hug.
.: I'm sorry I was busy.
FuckFrankie: well a homosexual experience is nothing to be ashamed about. I didn't mean to hurt his feelings. I just thought he'd take it as a joke.
Blue: hanley should I hide all the razors?
LikeAVirgin: no, he promised me he would stop but you can if you want to.
.: I feel bad for being turned on by this.
FuckFrankie: thank you for being honest columbia.
Blue: you've really broken his trust. I don't think he'll even talk to you anymore...
FuckFrankie: ill apologize and text him when I find my phone.
Blue: you've really done it this time furter. I'm gonna go. Hanley you need to come over. No frankie and coco today.
.: fine. Frank you wanna come over. That story's gotten me a little... excited.
FuckFrankie: ill be right over.
