Chapter 2: Britney Spears impersonators!!
Bella sat at her laptop (that Edward had bought for her, obviously) doing her biology homework. When she clicked for a website a ad popped up. It had Britney Spears on it, a song of hers playing. Startled, she quickly closed it.
A few minutes later, Bella heard a soft knock on the door. She went to open it.
Half way open, and Bella heard Alice's voice from downstairs. "Don't open it! They'll-" But, alas, the Cullen men push it open all the way and prance in. Literally.
"Why, hello, Bella!" Carlisle said. They were all shirtless, again, and wearing sparkly silver pants, too tight. They each a had an Echophone (a plastic toy that looks like a microphone but actually just echoes, intended for second graders) adorned in bright sparkles that matched their pants.
And they started singing.
Oops, I did it again
I play with your heart
Got lost in the game
Oh, baby, baby
Oops you think I'm
in love
that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
She would have to do something with Emmett's drink⦠Burn it, maybe?
