Oh, yeah I forgot to do the disclaimer(whoops)

I don't own Devil may cry, if I did, Sparda and Eva would still be alive and Vergill wouldn't be a pain in the ass, I suppose I could change it if I wanted, like, in this chapter Dante is very love sick. BTW Thanks if you reviewed I promise I wont let you down!!!!!

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"Dante? Are you there?" He just couldn't believe who was talking to him, just moments after he had longed for her company and to hear her voice again. Someone up there likes him! Or maybe Sparda and Eva put in the good word.

"L...Lady!?"

"You're happy to hear from me then?" She laughed at his voice, he sounded like a kitten in shock, only with a bigger more masculine voice.

"How did you phone me? I…Well; I was just thinking about you…" Dante sat down and pulled the same booth pictures out that lady had. Good thing she was in another city because she had gone candy floss pink after the comment Dante had just made.

"I thought there was something I forgot and I found those pictures of you and I and…."

"Yeah?"

"Do you want me to come down for your birthday?"

"But you're all the way in New York!"

"Hey, it…it's number 20, I can't miss it,"

"Okay Lady…You can come if you really want to," He stuttered

"I do, "Dante regrettably sighed down the phone making Lady go scarlet (oh his ego was back in tact by the way, still a few bruises though)

"Well…I'll see you…Sunday then?"

"Saturday…..Sunday the latest…"

"Bye Lady"

"See ya Dante,"

They both hung up the phone, resisting the urge to pick it up again and do the whole phone call over. Vergil jerked his head up when Dante nearly tripped over him. "Who was it?" He smirked.

"Knowone you will remember," He snorted at Vergil.

"Try me"

Dante smiled at his shoes as he stuttered her name. "L…Lady,"

"You mean Arkam's daughter!"

"It has nothing to do with you anyway, so never you mind,"

"She hates me,"

"Then I don't blame her…."

"Bu-"

"Damn it Vergil!"

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'I don't believe it, he wants me to come…..he was thinking about me!' She danced on the spot at how happy he sounded' An unpleasant affliction rumbled in the pit of Lady's stomach as she began to wonder if she'd mess up again, usually men ran a mile when they saw her with kalila-Anne. Well, she was a feminist, but Dante is a prime target for women like her, so why did the get on so much? On the other hand, she couldn't wait to see Dante's face and give him a hug when she saw him so she made sure she had all her ammo and a suitcase packed and began traveling away in her glossy cherry car.

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Dante repeatedly smashed Vergil's skull on the wall giving no mercy and foaming at the mouth. That was Vergil's third set of teeth he had grown back that week.

"Since when are you concerned with who I see?!" Blood was splattered all over the wall where his brother's jaw had just popped out; Dante dropped his big brother to the floor as he paced in and out of the two rooms. When Vergil's face had rearranged itself he stood up and laughed at his little brother's anxiety.

"Feeling distracted Dante?"

"No…Yes, I have two days to do something with this place! I don't know the first thing about cleaning and you are not helping me here!"

"Yes Dante, Mary will come to this house, take one look at it, erase any memory she had of you and never see you again, tut, tut." He did love making Dante feel bad about himself, even more when it came to girls. Like the time when they were fifteen Dante had a girlfriend called Melissa and Vergil started spreading rumors about them both, Melissa thought Dante spread them and broke up with him. And Vergil had perfected the 'ha! You are pathetic!' laugh as he used it on Dante.

"Shut up! At least I've had girlfriends Virgin…"

"What ever, now do you want me to help you or not?"

"You really mean it verge? Oh thank you!"

"Don't.Push.It." He growled gritting his teeth.

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Dante: I wouldn't say that! Although Lady is kinda cute……wait! Did I just say that out loud? Starts blushing

Vergil: Yes Dante, you are a fool, let's hope fact princess knows what she's doing…

Dante: I bet she is making us say this stuff now! Arrgh! Stop that!

Vergil: If you keep saying that she will continue.

Monkey-Girl-XoX: Will you both shut up; at least you're not such an ------le in this one! More D+L antics and will Vergil ever act normal? Stay logged on!

Vergil: That little Bi---