"Spock, faster!" Leonard demanded, his hands on the backside of the Vulcan.

How the hell did Spock end up on the bed on top Leonard? Right, Spock had knocked on the door composing himself after hours of meditation in his quarters and was about to break the news to Leonard when the door opened then he was yanked inside by the most grumpiest man in the world (and in his heart) where he forgot what he was going to say. The door closed behind him. Spock was processing the numerous ways to tell Leonard as his fra'ls were keeping his partner in place.

"Would you like a blowjob while I am at it?" Spock requested.

"YES, YES, YEEEESSS!" Leonard shouted.

"That can be arranged." Spock said, getting off the young man. His Fra'ls released from Leonard's private parts.

Leonard got upright banging his head on the bed frame of the bunk bed with a hard smack then he rubbed the side of his head appearing to be pissed.

"Spock, I did not say stop!" Leonard said.

"You said you wanted a blow job." Spock said, holding his finger.

Leonard got up taking the Vulcan by the shoulders shaking his head.

"Not right now, darlin'." Leonard said, making Spock lower his hand to the side of his thigh.

Trusting, happy eyes staring back at Spock.

"Leonard, I have something of great importance to ask of you." Spock said.

"Back. In. Now. I am not done with you," Leonard said. "Or would you like me to fuck you?"

Spock was mixed between so many things: blowjob, telling the truth, being fucked by McCoy, or ask the question.

"I would take the latter." Spock said.

"On the floor." Leonard said.

"Why?" Spock said.

"Do you want to hit your head on the bunk bed?" Leonard asked.

"Your quarters are the only ones with a bunk bed." Spock noted.

"Two Virgins were supposed to take them but then twin not-so-Virgins got them," Leonard said. "Two years to go in this bed."

Spock laid down on the floor on his chest and then Leonard entered him. Spock had a slightest of all gasps and his eyes rolled. He could feel the urge to smile! He wanted to. He wanted to. He wanted to. He wanted to so badly but that would go against his Vulcan training. Spock kept his stoic face on even as Leonard delivered round after around. God, did it feel good. It wasn't the first time he had been penetrated by the young cadet preparing to be a doctor. Their friendship started, naturally, with Jim three years ago. Jim bumped into Spock. Spock glared at Jim. Leonard got in for Jim's defense and then they shared a love-at-first-sight kind of event. Two weeks later they were having sex anywhere no one could not see them.

Then the in-training doctor slapped Spock's ass.

"Giddy up!" Leonard said.

"Illogical." Spock said.

"You get to do it to me,too." Leonard said.

Spock sighed.

It was illogical but in this case it was logical to entertain his potential mate. It was Nyota Uhura, a then-student under his class, who insisted that he go get his man. Spock and Nyota were nothing more than friends. She was dating a man named Montgomery Scott at the time. She stressed to Spock to refer to her boyfriend by the nickname Scotty. Nyota had happily married Scotty last year. She kept her last name as did Scotty. Now back to the present. It turned out to be quite fun with the horseplay as Spock and Leonard landed on their backsides laughing. He was contaminated by the human. Leonard was a very capable bleeding humanist.

"We should do this more often." Leonard said.

Spock turned over in the direction of Leonard.

"Leonard Horatio McCoy, would you marry me the Vulcan way?" Spock asked, straight forward.

Leonard had a dazed look on his face that was replaced by a frown.

"Do you like to ruin the moment with that news?" Leonard said.

"You are adequate to hear news that could affect both of our lives." Spock said.

Leonard got up with a heavy sigh.

"Let me think about it." Leonard said, picking up his boxers.

"Did I make a inadequate sexual partner?" Spock asked.

"Spock, later." Leonard said.

". . . Leonard, I have more important and pressing news news to tell you," Spock put on his boxers. "It is about Jim."

Leonard looked over in the direction of Spock with a dirty look on his face.

"I know you disapprove of him but he is my friend." Leonard said.

Spock raised an eyebrow, getting his jeans on.

"What is there to disapprove of?" Spock asked, oblivious.

"BOOONNEEESS, GUESS WHO I FUCKED TODAY!" Came a echo from outside that was loud and sounded as though it was drawing near.

Leonard's eyes widened.

"Closet, now!" Leonard picked up the Vulcan's attire then shoved him into the closet.

"Would it be more logical to introduce me?" Spock asked, holding his wrinkled shirt, shoes, socks, and jacket in his arms.

"Not now, man!" Leonard shut the closet door behind him.

Spock fell through the false wall and then it fell back into place.

"Fascinating." Spock said. Spock heard the door to the room turning.

Spock darted under the bed with his attire in his arms.

"Hey man, who was it?" Leonard asked.

"Galia!" Jim's voice was overheard. "And this simulation won't be difficult."

"G-Not the girl in computer engineering!" Leonard said, half stunned.

Spock was stunned to be hearing this. What should he do? Confront Jim that he knows that there is going to be a form of cheating in some manner. He saw a pair of familiar legs and a Russian voice. Spock rubbed his forehead. Now, how would he get the hell out of this situation? There was no logic in this. This was Cadet Pavel Chekov speaking to someone on what could be a padd. Leonard sounded upset on his part. Jim informed to get ready for the simulation. And then he heard Leonard refer to Jim as 'Darlin'. Spock could feel his vision become blanketed in darkness that was overpowering and passionate. Spock could feel a surge from inside his very being. His hands balled up into fists. He could feel a want. A need to make himself clear that-No,no, no, Spock was better than his possessive instincts. Leonard McCoy was his T'hy'la, gob damn it.

Spock meditated under the bed.

Then he heard the door shut after exactly ten minutes and thirteen seconds.

Spock rolled out from under the bed, got dressed, hearing Leonard sounding concerned.

And then Spock heard Leonard fucking Jim.

"OH YES, MORE JIM!" Leonard loudly said with a moan.

Spock felt hurt by that.

"Why. . . Do . . . I . . . smell. . . Vulcan perfume on you?" Jim sounded like he panted.

"Shaddup and kiss me." Leonard said.

Spock got dressed then put the hat in his right hand and walked right out of Pavel's room earning a strange look from Hikaru Sulu.


"Cadet Kirk." Spock approached the young cadet approximately forty-nine minutes and forty-three afterwards in the halls leading to the simulation chamber.

"Yyess?" Jim said, turning in the direction of the monotonous voice.

Jim faced Spock.

"I am the one who created the Kobyashi Maru and currently in a relationship with your roommate who is currently embarrassed by the arrangement," Spock said. "I am Spock, and you potentially could be Cadet McCoy's best man if he were to be married. Though I believe he would chose you to give him away." Jim was staring at Spock in disbelief. "I do not feel right with him cheating on you with me. I would prefer to break off the relationship."

"Wait-wait-wait," Jim shook his hands. "You are in a relationship with Bones? So you are that Vulcan who I smelled on him."

"Undecided." Spock said.

"And did he say peep about me?" Jim asked.

"Cadet McCoy did said more than a peep about you, cadet," Spock said. "He gloated and complained respectively."

"I have that affect on everyone," Jim said, with a prideful grin. "And you are the reason why he agreed to vandalize that statue with me last year."

"Negative." Spock said.

"Don't deny it," Jim said. "I smelled you on him that day!"

"I would never encourage him to do such deeds," Spock said. "That is your problem, Cadet."

"He used to be so adult like and then you came in and screwed him and then he is suddenly agreeing with me!" Jim said.

Spock raised both eyebrows.

"I do not understand." Spock said.

"You took him and you broke him." Jim said.

"I cannot break a man like Leonard McCoy," Spock said. "He is already a great man,Cadet."

"Can you call me Jim?" Jim asked, folding his arms.

"Negative. We are only acquaintances," Spock said. "And you cannot cheat death. I am here to inform you that you can cheat on games but not in real life."

"How we face death is at least as important as how we face life," Jim said. "And besides, Kobyashi Maru teaches us to avoid no-win scenario like the plague."

"Because you do not believe in it." Spock said.

"You betcha!" Jim said, with a grin holding his thumb up.

"What if I told you that birds are related to dinosaurs and chickens are related to the Tyrannosaurs Rex," Spock said. "And that dinosaurs, by far, are more menacing with fur on their bodies? The Tyrannosaurs Rex may have had a small nut sized brain but it is very superior than a house fly."

"Bye." Jim said, walking right past the Vulcan.

"He is all yours," Spock said. "Cadet!"

"Have a nice day." Jim said back, casually going through the crowd.

Spock looked over to see that Leonard was arriving with other cadets. The Vulcan's eyes were like daggers at the doctor who had taken his heart and broke it. Leonard's eyes landed on the Vulcan to see furious, angry brown eyes staring at his direction. Hurt, even betrayal among them. Leonard's face faltered as he stopped in his tracks. A expression of 'oh crap' came upon the cadet's face. Spock, had in fact, heard everything as it seemed. The Vulcan's hands were locked behind his back then he went into the adjoining room to watch the simulation.