One Weird Ass Day For The New Guy

I walk toward's the main HQ at Rainbow.

I arrive at the main entrance and see a familiar face.

I see IQ standing listening to some music with Her pink headphone's and green jumpsuit on smoking on some of that Redneck smoke's pack of Red's.

Redneck:

IQ? is that you?

IQ:

I'll be damned if it isn't the new Guy.

Redneck:

How are you this morning?

IQ:

hold on, I never as your you name, still puffing on that cancer stick.

Redneck:

Oh, it's Redneck.

IQ:

Okay, Redneck where you headed?

Redneck:

Got to go see the Boss Woman General Ash.

IQ:

Oh, that Bitch.

Redneck:

Why do you think that? I mean you are a part of that Fucking dumb Club blood orchid's that She runs.

She quickly walks toward's me and put's a knife up to My throat.

Redneck:

Woah now slick hold up a minute!

IQ:

You better watch your tongue before I FUCKING cut it out!

Redneck:

Easy, put the knife down, please?

She lower's the knife and puts it back in Her little satchel She keeps it in.

IQ:

I don't say things twice so listen to me got it?

Redneck:

Sure thing.

IQ:

Stay the FUCK away from Me got it?

Redneck:

Okay.

IQ:

Good.

IQ begins to walk away but turn's around and say's.

Ash the Slut's office is on the Sixth floor in room R in the back corner can't miss it.

Thank's IQ see you later.

Whatever.

She put's Her headphone's back on and jog's off into the distant's.

Damn nice ASS *JIGGLE JIGGLE*.

(I say to Myself.)

(HAHA, I'm gonna FUCK that Bitch just gotta wait for now.)

I look at My watch.

5:45 FUCK gotta go!

I arrive at General Ash's office.

Redneck:

Good Morning General.

Ash throw's the file She was looking at on Her desk and stare's me up and down and huffs.

General?

Ash:

Sit down.

Redneck:

Yes, Ma'am.

Permission to speak freely General.

She looks at me with one eyebrow up.

Redneck:

You know this is the FBI and Joint Task Force and not the Military right?

Redneck:

Oh Yes, Ma'am.

Ash:

FUCK it permission granted.

Redneck:

You look a lot different without Your Red bed sheet's.

Don't bother me though In the hill's of Tennessee I've seen plenty of Cults and Clans.

You look good in that Black Viper outfit.

Ash:

Well, thank you.

She gets up and walk's along Her desk with one hand sliding on it.

She hop's on Her desk and put's Her foot on my jean's crushing My DICK.

Redneck:

OWWWW FUCK FUCK THAT HURT'S DAMN IT!

Ash:

I have a little mission for You.

Redneck:

FUCK ALRIGHT WHATEVER JUST GET YOUR DAMN FOOT OF ME!

She Relive's My DICK and giggles and laughs.

She hop's up and walks 's back to Her chair.

She reaches into Her drawer and grab's a file marked CLASSIFIED.

Ash:

you are gonna do me a favor.

Redneck:

What is it?

Ash:

I've been doing some research on an underground lesbian sex ring going on right here in Rainbow many members are believed to be involved.

I'm calling this Mission, Operation 69.

Redneck:

And what do you want me to do about it?

Ash:

I have a lead on one of our most seasoned operator's code name Frost real Name Tine Lin Tsang.

She mostly is on different missions, but She is currently in Her Room 239 She is the Room right across from You.

Redneck:

What do you want Me to Do to Her?

Ash:

Do whatever you have to do to make Her give you a lead on Operation 69 is that understood?

Redneck:

Yes Ma'am consider it done.

I stand up to leave Her office I walk toward's the door.

Ash:

And Tex.

I turn around.

Yes?

Ash:

Do this for me and I may have a reward for You when You get done.

Sure thing.

I depart the building headed to the Dorm's to confront Frost.