The Diary of Aunt Sis

June 6

Dear Diary,

Mother is Taking me to this stupid beauty pageant to see how real ladies act.

She's kidding Right?!

Your Friend,

Sis

1:00 pm

Mother is absolutely fascinated by the other girls in their big poofy dresses. Ridiculous !

2:30pm

The worst thing that could possibly Happen to me is happening: My mother has signed me up for The Next Pageant!