The Diary of Aunt Sis
June 6
Dear Diary,
Mother is Taking me to this stupid beauty pageant to see how real ladies act.
She's kidding Right?!
Your Friend,
Sis
1:00 pm
Mother is absolutely fascinated by the other girls in their big poofy dresses. Ridiculous !
2:30pm
The worst thing that could possibly Happen to me is happening: My mother has signed me up for The Next Pageant!
