Alright here's where we get to the good stuff. The truths and the dares. Enjoy. Oh I almost forgot. I don't own IZ. If I did I wouldn't obsess over it 24/7 ok?
Me: Ok let's get this ball rolling. Hmmm…
Gir: What ball?
Me: No Gir it's just…
Zim: Yeah aren't we supposed to play truth or dare?
Me: Well duh..
Gaz: Jeez you moron! It was just a saying.
Me: Uh Gaz your not…
Tak: So when are supposed to play anyway?
Me: Grrr DIB! You first. Truth or dare?
Dib: Wait I thought you said that…
Me: Just answer the freaking question! *I got fire in my eyes because I am not pleased*
Dib: Ahhhh! Truth, truth!
Me: *I calm down* Alright then.. Hmmm…
*glances thrown in my direction*
Me: Hmm.. Oh I know! So Dib, answer this question honestly know. Or else you'll be electrocuted via the lie detectors I planted on all of you when you weren't looking.
Tak: Wait what?
Me: Oh it's nothing Tak, you'll only feel about 10,000 volts converse in your entire body
Gaz: What!
Me: ON WITH THE QUESTION!
Dib: *looking freaked out* Yeah..? What's the question?
Me: Ok. When you grow up, do you see yourself as a tall skinny guy with messy half shaven hair, who is not only brutally insane, but also a complete homicidal maniac, who talks to a dead bunny and two psychotic looking Pillsbury doughboys figurines who will kill anyone, if they so much as insult you? * I finish in one breath*
Dib: *stunned for a second* What..?
Me: Just answer the f*&ing question.
Dib: Uhhh No. Why would you ask that question?
Me: yesssss. Huh? Oh Well lets just say, I was in a little argument with someone, and I was right!
Dib: Do I want to know what it was about?
Me: No probably not. It's kinda complicated.
Dib: Ohhhhkaayyyy
Me: Next victim! Hmmmm. Tak!
Tak: Huh?
Me: Tak, truth or dare!
Tak: Hmmm why not? Dare.
Me: Ok. Hmmm. Oh I know! I dare you to let Gir sit on your head till its your round.
Tak: Done!
Gir: YAY! *lands on Tak's head*
Tak: Ya know he's not that heavy as I thought he might be. I don't know why you always yell at him to get him off you head Zim.
Zim: He always sleeps on my head. It's annoying.
Gaz: Not as annoying as your voice.
Zim: Grrrr, you know Gaz-human you should really stop taunting people like that. It might get you in trouble.
Dib: Oh you are not threatening my little sister you alien scum!
Me: GIR! Truth or dare?
Gir: Truth!
Me: Ok. Why do you like piggies?
Gir: They is so cute and squeaky!
Me: Aww how cute.
Tak: Yeah I guess it kinda is. Hey I think you should stop that little fight going on over there.
Me: Huh? *faces the Zim/Dib/Gaz argument*
Me: Yeah I guess I should. Hmmmm,
Tak: So what are you going to do?
Me: Aha! GAZ! Truth or dare?
Gaz: What!
Me: Truth.. Or dare?
Gaz: Dare, of course.
Me: Good. I dare you to…. Uhh… come here.
Gaz: Why?
Me: Just do it.
*Gaz gets closer*
Gaz: What is it?
Me: *whispers her dare to her*
Gaz: WHAT!
Me: Sorry Gaz but you have to do it. In this game there is no way to get out of a dare.
Gaz: You effing insane!
Dib: What? What she tell you to do?
Me: Yes, I know I'm insane, just do it. Now! Or else..
Gaz: *grabs my shirt collar* Or else what?
Me: Or else I can break you by forcing you to watch the entire Twilight movie saga!
Everyone gasps
Gaz: *releases my shirt with eyes open wide* You wouldn't.
Me: Got a T.V. over there, and have the movies right here for such and occasion when this needs to be happened. *points to T.V. and holds out the Twilight movies*
Gaz: Fine I'll do it. But I'm not doing it out in public.
Tak: Hey no way! There is no privacy in truth or dare. Otherwise you can pretend you've done whatever 16 told you do, and say you did it.
Me: Actually it's okay.
Everyone: What!
Me: Yeah there's a closet over there with, like a hidden camera inside. And the video monitor is right here *holds out video monitor*, so that who-ever dares someone to do something, but they want to do it privately, they dare-er can be the only one to see that they actually did it.
Dib: Where did you…?
Me: Your choice Gaz, either you do the dare, or Twilight.
Gaz: Alright fine I'll do the stupid dare. But I'm doing it in the camera closet.
Me: Ooo That's a good name for that thing.
Gaz: *yanks Zim's collar and pulls him toward the closet* come one you idiot.
Zim: Hey what are you..?
*the door slams shut*
Me: *fiddles with monitor* Ah here we go.
Dib: *worried as hell* What did you dare Gaz to do?
Me: *starting at the monitor* Huh? Oh nothing you should be worried about.
Tak: Is she gonna kill him?
Gir: NOOO! Masta! I'll rescue you!
Me: Relax Gir Zim's not gonna die. Because a) it's against the rules to dare someone to kill another someone. And b) why would I have Zim killed?
Tak: *shrugs shoulders*
Me: HEY GAZ! I know your not doing your dare! *glances back at monitor* oh wait never mind.
Tak: What?
Me: Gaz is finally doing her dare.
Dib: Which is?
Me: *not glancing up from the screen* Like I said earlier Dib, nothing to be worried about.
Dib, But 16! She's in there alone with Zim! Don't you think something bad will happen to her?
Me: Trust me Dib, there's only one way something bad will happen to her,.. *glances at screen again* and if I don't stop this dare that might happen.
Dib: What!
Me: OK YOU TWO THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! *pauses for a second* Hehehe
Tak: What?
Me: Huh? Oh nothing. Just some ironic thought that I thought up, that was kinda funny.
Tak: Do you always laugh at ironic situations?
Me: Yes.
*Zim and Gaz comes out with weird smiles on their faces*
Dib: What happened in there!
Me: Dib please, it's not your turn. So Zim, *I say with a sly smile* truth or dare?
Zim: *who was still staring at Gaz* Huh? Oh yes, yes, truth.
Me: Okay. Soo Zim… How was Gaz's dare?
Dib: Aww come on!
Zim: All I can say is that I can't wait for my turn.
Gaz: Oh shut it Zim. *she says this as she turns away with a very light giggle and blush going on*
Dib: Wait wha….
Me: Ok! So time for the next round!
Yeah I like this one. A hug for whoever can guess what I dared Gaz to do. Oh and I forgot, R&r please. And if you have a dare you want the IZ crew to do, or want to ask them a truth question where they spill their guts please ask now. It's never to early to do so.
