Alright here's where we get to the good stuff. The truths and the dares. Enjoy. Oh I almost forgot. I don't own IZ. If I did I wouldn't obsess over it 24/7 ok?

Me: Ok let's get this ball rolling. Hmmm…

Gir: What ball?

Me: No Gir it's just…

Zim: Yeah aren't we supposed to play truth or dare?

Me: Well duh..

Gaz: Jeez you moron! It was just a saying.

Me: Uh Gaz your not…

Tak: So when are supposed to play anyway?

Me: Grrr DIB! You first. Truth or dare?

Dib: Wait I thought you said that…

Me: Just answer the freaking question! *I got fire in my eyes because I am not pleased*

Dib: Ahhhh! Truth, truth!

Me: *I calm down* Alright then.. Hmmm…

*glances thrown in my direction*

Me: Hmm.. Oh I know! So Dib, answer this question honestly know. Or else you'll be electrocuted via the lie detectors I planted on all of you when you weren't looking.

Tak: Wait what?

Me: Oh it's nothing Tak, you'll only feel about 10,000 volts converse in your entire body

Gaz: What!

Me: ON WITH THE QUESTION!

Dib: *looking freaked out* Yeah..? What's the question?

Me: Ok. When you grow up, do you see yourself as a tall skinny guy with messy half shaven hair, who is not only brutally insane, but also a complete homicidal maniac, who talks to a dead bunny and two psychotic looking Pillsbury doughboys figurines who will kill anyone, if they so much as insult you? * I finish in one breath*

Dib: *stunned for a second* What..?

Me: Just answer the f*&ing question.

Dib: Uhhh No. Why would you ask that question?

Me: yesssss. Huh? Oh Well lets just say, I was in a little argument with someone, and I was right!

Dib: Do I want to know what it was about?

Me: No probably not. It's kinda complicated.

Dib: Ohhhhkaayyyy

Me: Next victim! Hmmmm. Tak!

Tak: Huh?

Me: Tak, truth or dare!

Tak: Hmmm why not? Dare.

Me: Ok. Hmmm. Oh I know! I dare you to let Gir sit on your head till its your round.

Tak: Done!

Gir: YAY! *lands on Tak's head*

Tak: Ya know he's not that heavy as I thought he might be. I don't know why you always yell at him to get him off you head Zim.

Zim: He always sleeps on my head. It's annoying.

Gaz: Not as annoying as your voice.

Zim: Grrrr, you know Gaz-human you should really stop taunting people like that. It might get you in trouble.

Dib: Oh you are not threatening my little sister you alien scum!

Me: GIR! Truth or dare?

Gir: Truth!

Me: Ok. Why do you like piggies?

Gir: They is so cute and squeaky!

Me: Aww how cute.

Tak: Yeah I guess it kinda is. Hey I think you should stop that little fight going on over there.

Me: Huh? *faces the Zim/Dib/Gaz argument*

Me: Yeah I guess I should. Hmmmm,

Tak: So what are you going to do?

Me: Aha! GAZ! Truth or dare?

Gaz: What!

Me: Truth.. Or dare?

Gaz: Dare, of course.

Me: Good. I dare you to…. Uhh… come here.

Gaz: Why?

Me: Just do it.

*Gaz gets closer*

Gaz: What is it?

Me: *whispers her dare to her*

Gaz: WHAT!

Me: Sorry Gaz but you have to do it. In this game there is no way to get out of a dare.

Gaz: You effing insane!

Dib: What? What she tell you to do?

Me: Yes, I know I'm insane, just do it. Now! Or else..

Gaz: *grabs my shirt collar* Or else what?

Me: Or else I can break you by forcing you to watch the entire Twilight movie saga!

Everyone gasps

Gaz: *releases my shirt with eyes open wide* You wouldn't.

Me: Got a T.V. over there, and have the movies right here for such and occasion when this needs to be happened. *points to T.V. and holds out the Twilight movies*

Gaz: Fine I'll do it. But I'm not doing it out in public.

Tak: Hey no way! There is no privacy in truth or dare. Otherwise you can pretend you've done whatever 16 told you do, and say you did it.

Me: Actually it's okay.

Everyone: What!

Me: Yeah there's a closet over there with, like a hidden camera inside. And the video monitor is right here *holds out video monitor*, so that who-ever dares someone to do something, but they want to do it privately, they dare-er can be the only one to see that they actually did it.

Dib: Where did you…?

Me: Your choice Gaz, either you do the dare, or Twilight.

Gaz: Alright fine I'll do the stupid dare. But I'm doing it in the camera closet.

Me: Ooo That's a good name for that thing.

Gaz: *yanks Zim's collar and pulls him toward the closet* come one you idiot.

Zim: Hey what are you..?

*the door slams shut*

Me: *fiddles with monitor* Ah here we go.

Dib: *worried as hell* What did you dare Gaz to do?

Me: *starting at the monitor* Huh? Oh nothing you should be worried about.

Tak: Is she gonna kill him?

Gir: NOOO! Masta! I'll rescue you!

Me: Relax Gir Zim's not gonna die. Because a) it's against the rules to dare someone to kill another someone. And b) why would I have Zim killed?

Tak: *shrugs shoulders*

Me: HEY GAZ! I know your not doing your dare! *glances back at monitor* oh wait never mind.

Tak: What?

Me: Gaz is finally doing her dare.

Dib: Which is?

Me: *not glancing up from the screen* Like I said earlier Dib, nothing to be worried about.

Dib, But 16! She's in there alone with Zim! Don't you think something bad will happen to her?

Me: Trust me Dib, there's only one way something bad will happen to her,.. *glances at screen again* and if I don't stop this dare that might happen.

Dib: What!

Me: OK YOU TWO THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! *pauses for a second* Hehehe

Tak: What?

Me: Huh? Oh nothing. Just some ironic thought that I thought up, that was kinda funny.

Tak: Do you always laugh at ironic situations?

Me: Yes.

*Zim and Gaz comes out with weird smiles on their faces*

Dib: What happened in there!

Me: Dib please, it's not your turn. So Zim, *I say with a sly smile* truth or dare?

Zim: *who was still staring at Gaz* Huh? Oh yes, yes, truth.

Me: Okay. Soo Zim… How was Gaz's dare?

Dib: Aww come on!

Zim: All I can say is that I can't wait for my turn.

Gaz: Oh shut it Zim. *she says this as she turns away with a very light giggle and blush going on*

Dib: Wait wha….

Me: Ok! So time for the next round!

Yeah I like this one. A hug for whoever can guess what I dared Gaz to do. Oh and I forgot, R&r please. And if you have a dare you want the IZ crew to do, or want to ask them a truth question where they spill their guts please ask now. It's never to early to do so.