Edward's POV
"No, No, and let me think NO" , Bella said angrily.
So I did what I do best- I dazzled her, and of course it worked like a charm. Man, I'm good.
"Fine but only because I want to get you guys back".
"YAY. So now that's settle we can finally play the game", Miss Hyper said.
While we were walking into the house I was pondering…….. - when is she never hyper. She's always up in everyone's business saying "Your future doesn't look to bright my friend" or "Hahaha sucks for you" when she "sees" something. But on top of all of that she blocks the future from me by singing " Nanana Edward you don't know". And that gets on my last nerves. Maybe I'll dump all of her clothes in the mud and see how she feels.
"NO YOU WON"T. DON'T YOU DARE LAY A SINGLE FINGER ON THEM'', She said resentfully.
"Who's laughing now" , I said strolling in the living room.
When we were all in the den, Esme was to speak first.
"Alright. Now there are rules. First-"
Awwwww man, are you serious" , whined Emmett.
"Emmett stop being a baby for once and be a man like me" , Jasper explained.
"Oh yea the "Man" who was sobbing - very violently might I add- when Charlotte died off of Charlotte's Web" , Emmett fired back.
"Hey that movie touch me very deeply" , Jasper said.
" Ha by what - you can't drink pigs anymore? Aww poor jazzy." Emmett said while laughing.
"Don't even get me started on-" Jasper started to say.
"You're both babies got it. Now let Esme speak", Rosalie said.
"Fine" they both agreed.
For now , Jasper thought.
"As I was saying , there are going to be some rules. First there will be NO demolishing anything. I definitely don't won't it to be like last time".
"Mom , it wasn't my fault the house burnt down along with your garden" , Emmett explained.
"YES IT IS" Rose , Alice, Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, and I yelled.
"Jeez blame everything on me will ya".
"Anyways, second rule- there will be no fire whether its about demolishing or not. And third remember Bella's is human so no vampire stuff with her. Got it?", Esme said.
"Got it" , we all said in unison.
Alice got to go first since she planned the whole thing.
Alice P.O.V.
I'm going to choose Edward since what he said he was going to my clothes. It will show him to never mess with Alice Mary Brandon Cullen.
"OK Edward truth or dare" I questioned him.
This is going to be good if he picks dare.Plus I'm bringing someone down with him.
"Dare"
"Alright I dare you to bridal shop , look for a dress ,and put it on. Act like a women doing this and if anyone asks you something tell them you're getting married to your lover-Emmett.And yes we will all be there including Emmett.So Emmett you're the "guy" in the relationship and Edward's the girl.So act like a real couple."
YOU'RE KIDDING", they both said.
"Does it look like I'm kidding. Now come on everybody lets go have some fun".
"Wwell umm Rrose wouldn't llike tthat" , Emmett said.
"That's a lame excuse. You're doing this", Rose said.
"Fine" , Emmett said angrily.
"I'm going to get you good" , Edward said while all of us were getting into our cars. Esme, Carlisle , Emmett , and Edward all rode together in Edward's Volvo while Rose ,Jasper, Bella , and me rode in my car.
I overheard Bella talking to Edward.
"You're going to be just fine. I'll always love you.", She said with compassion.
"I love you too."
And of course they kissed. Aw I'm so glad he found someone to spend an eternity with.
When Edward and them left(and I made sure they were out of the hearing zone), I asked Rose something.
"Hey Rose are you going to record this"?
"Of course".
And with that we left. This was going to be sidesplitting.
