Of Dorks and Blockheads
by Sean Mahoney
They're from the Cul-de-sac, Charlie Brown! Part II
Snoopy sluggishly walked through the path in the woods, with Woodstock quietly perched on his shoulder. He was hoping that these new kids he would meet would be friendly, but all he saw were a bunch of bullies. Usually he didn't really pay attention to when people were picking on that round headed kid, but these kids were really being jerks.
"LOOK PLANK! A DOGGIE!" Snoopy's heart began to race when he heard someone shout. He quickly turned around, causing Woodstock to fall off of his shoulder and awkwardly flutter to the ground. Snoopy saw that the overexcited exclamation was caused by one of the kids from the other bus, the bald one who talked to the board of wood.
Watch out for this one, Snoopy muttered to Woodstock, he's a real freak.
Jonny scolded, "Hey that's not very nice, calling someone you just met a freak!"
Snoopy's eyes narrowed, Wait a minute, you understand me? Woodstock cocked his head at Jonny, confused.
The boy stood and contemplated for a second and then looked at Plank and cheered, "I can talk to dogs now buddy! Right on!"
Snoopy raised his eyebrow, By why can you, and only you, understand me.
Woodstock chirped, IIII II III IIII II IIII IIIII II IIII!
Jonny smiled, "The bird's right! Nobody else can understand Plank but me! I guess I'm just a better listener than most people."
Snoopy rolled his eyes and asked, So what are you doing out here in the woods?, He paused, unsure of the boy's name.
Jonny extended his hand, "The name's Jonny pal, and this here is my buddy Plank!"
Pleased to meet you...Plank...I'm Snoopy, and this is Woodstock. Woodstock bowed to the boy and inanimate object. I'm the...other...round headed kid's dog. Anyway, I'm out here since it seems many of your friends don't seem to like dogs much. What's your story?
Jonny grinned, "We're trying to find some of Plank's old buddies." He then put his hand on Plank's side and whispered to Snoopy, "And try and find Plank's old sweetheart!" He grinned mischievously for a second and then laughed at the piece of wood, "Aw come on Plank, we both know you got a thing for Ivy, no need to be embarrassed! Maybe you can have Woodstock as your wing man!" Jonny then fell on the ground laughing uncontrollably at his own pun. Woodstock groaned and Snoopy once again rolled his eyes.
III II IIIII IIIII IIII IIIIIII IIIIII?
Snoopy nodded in agreement, I'm with you.
Jonny got up moaned, "Aw come on guys, don't leave now! We got the whole forest to explore!"
Snoopy's mind raced for a way to get out of this situation without hurting this boy's feelings too much seeing as he was clearly mentally unstable. The party of four however were interrupted by the sound of moaning.
You guys hear that? Snoopy asked. It seemed to be coming from down the path a little bit. They all agreed to follow it. As they did so a scent that reminded them of both perfume and motor oil got stronger and stronger.
Eventually they reached the source, lying on the ground, barely conscious was Thibault, lying on his back. Jonny whistled, "Darn, looks like somebody really did a number on him. Hooo-boy does he stink too!" He paused again, "Plank can swear that he's smelt it before, can't place it though. This guy is one of your friends, right Snoopy?"
Snoopy shook his head, I really wouldn't say that. Though I guess we should get him back to camp. He turned Thibault over with his foot and backed away in surprise from what he saw. Thibault was very bruised, he was expecting that, what he didn't expect to see was that his face was covered with red kiss marks. What the heck.
IIIII IIII IIIIIIIII III IIIII! Woodstock giggled.
Snoopy snapped at his friend, Get your mind out of the gutter! He turned to Jonny, and saw that the normally happy go lucky boy looked horrified. Hey, everything all right?
Jonny, his voice quivering, whispered, "We got to get back to camp now! We could be in serious trouble...".
…...
"Come on, can't you just give me a chance for once?" Lucy pleaded to her beloved, Schroeder, who was practicing his piano under a tree.
Schroeder groaned, "Good grief Lucy, we go over this all the time in private, why do you need to do this here! I...don't...like...you! Not now, not ever! There's nothing you can do to change that."
Lucy grunted, "It's a wonder why I even bother putting up with you."
Schroeder slapped his hand to his face and nearly shouted, "You're just wasting your time!" He cooled down a bit, "Look we both know the only reason you go after me is because your only other choices are less then stellar." His gaze wandered towards Charlie Brown who was conveniently talking to Pig-Pen, emphasizing Schroeder's point. "But now there are all these new guys for you to mingle with. Why don't you try and hit it off with one?"
Lucy raised her eyebrow, "Oh you mean the tall one who's spent the afternoon talking about "It Came From France III" to himself. Or how about that short one who was trying to scam all of us. Or the creep with the hat I caught snooping around the girls barracks?"
Schroeder nodded and smiled, "Sure, any of them is fine. Come on Lucy, let's meet new people. For instance, perhaps I want to get to know that blond girl over there", he cocked his head towards Nazz who was giggling at some joke Linus seemed to have been telling her.
Lucy smirked, "Oh the one that every guy in the camp is trying to get with? Good luck with that buddy. You aren't that much of a catch."
Schroeder shrugged, "She'll be the judge of that. So we're agreed, we'll take a break from each other?"
Lucy smirked, "Take a break, eh? So that means you do acknowledge that we're an item!"
The blond boy cringed and stammered, "No, it's just a figure of speech!"
As the two continued bickering Jonny and Snoopy rushed into the center of the camp carrying Thibault, who they dropped on a bench. Jonny began to shout, "Guys get over here now! I think we may all be in big trouble!"
Violet whispered to Kevin, "What's his deal?"
Kevin chuckled, "They guy is friends with a piece of wood, he's a little out of it. Looks like he's pals with that dog of Charlie Brown's too."
Marcie, moving her way towards the front of the gathering crowd asked, sounding somewhat guilty, "Is that Thibault, Snoopy?"
Rolf proudly exclaimed, "Oh-ho! It looks like somebody finally dragged that nincompoop's posterior back here." He slapped Jonny's back, "Ranger Jonny! Remind Rolf to present you the with the 'Retrieval of the Bully' badge." He turned to Snoopy, "And perhaps an honorary one for your friend, yes?"
Jonny moaned, "Come on guys, this is serious! Take a look at his face. And get a good whiff of him. Plank thinks that smells familiar."
Peppermint Patty chuckled, looking at the kiss marks, "I guess every toad gets his kiss eventually, huh Marcie?"
Marcie smiled, "I'd take a toad over Thibault any day sir."
Pig-Pen grinned, "Whoa, looks like sideburns over here managed to score big time! So which one of you girls is giving out kisses? Patty?"
He grinned at Violet's friend who gagged, "In your dreams, Pig-Pen."
"Plank says listen!"
Eddy laughed, "Ooooh, Plank said listen guys!"
Jonny snidely retorted, "Plank also says that you Eds really are the only ones who should be afraid."
Double D, upon examining the groaning Thibault, gasped, "Jonny's right Eddy! We may very well be in trouble."
Eddy shook his head, "What are you talking about, Sock-Head?"
"Look Eddy, lipstick marks. And that smell..." he sighed, "Ed what does poor Thibault smell like?"
A grinning Ed waltzed over and took a whiff, much to the disgust of most of the onlookers. Ed cheerfully replied, "He smells like fresh cut spring flowers spewn across a babbling brook with a hint of lemon."
Eddy rubbed his chin, "That sounds familiar."
Double D yelled, "Kankershaft No. 5, Eddy! The Kanker Sisters! The Kanker Sisters got to Thibault!"
Eddy immediately shouted, "What! No way!"
Sally Brown, confused, asked, "Who are the Kanker Sisters?"
Jimmy, quaking in fear responded, "The three meanest girls you'd ever meet. They take kids like us and eat us for breakfast!"
Sarah nodded in agreement, "It's true, they're evil, pure evil."
Violet smirked at Kevin, "Oh this is rich", but saw that Kevin's eyes were filled with dread as well.
"They aren't joking babe. The Kankers are bad news. Major bad news."
Charlie Brown questioned, "They can't be that bad." He thought to himself, certainly not any worse than Lucy.
Linus had no problem vocalizing what Charlie Brown was thinking, "I'm not afraid of them. I deal with Lucy on a daily basis. Not even three of your 'Kanker Sisters' can measure up to crabbiness of that level."
Eddy shouted, "There's nothing to argue! There ain't no stinking Kankers at this camp! We all saw who was on the bus! Why would they be here?"
Kevin was the first to respond, "How do you explain Mr. Sideburns then, dork?"
Eddy seethed, "I bet you put him up to this Kevin! You and melon-head over there!"
"Dream on dork!" The two boys were about to come to blows when Marcie stepped in to cool the situation down.
"Why don't we just ask Thibault?"
Double D, who was still standing over him shook his head, "No good, he's staring blankly into space and shivering. Obviously he's been traumatized!"
The group of kids began bickering amongst themselves. Some like Lucy thought Thibault was being a wuss, Eddy vehemently denied that the Kankers could possibly be at camp, and Ed and Double D were shaking in fear at the prospect of a Kanker reunion.
Peppermint Patty let out a sharp whistle to get the group's attention. When everybody turned towards her she spoke, "As much as I love seeing that little wart in pain, it seems like something is out there that was able to knock out Thibault. Somebody needs to go out there and scout it out."
Violet chimed in, "Oh well I nominate Charlie Brown!"
Charlie Brown's face instantly was filled with dread as many of the other kids began to agree with Violet's decision. Charlie Brown whispered to Peppermint Patty, "Stop them!"
She smiled at him, "Come on Chuck, this is the perfect opportunity for you; you can show everyone how brave you are!"
"But...but...you're going to come with me then, right?"
Her smile quickly turned to a frown, "Are you kidding me Chuck? You're thinking of putting a girl in harm's way; how selfish can you be? Come on, you'll be fine!"
Eddy instantly began laughing at Chuck, "Say hi to the Kankers for me, buddy!"
Kevin interrupted, "Wait a minute dork, you dweebs are the ones who they'd be targeting. You should go too."
Nazz nodded, "It's only fair."
Eddy shouted, "Are you kidding me!"
Kevin smirked, "I thought there was no way in heck that the Kankers could be here?"
Eddy growled, "Yeah, but I ain't suicidal!"
Lucy walked up to Eddy and sneered, "Listen, Charlie Brown may be a blockhead, but he isn't going after these Kankers alone!"
Eddy grunted, "Give me one good reason."
Lucy made a fist and muttered, "I'll give you five!"
Linus nodded at Eddy and remarked, "Take my word for it, those are really good reasons."
Eddy was shaking with anger, but quickly collected himself and began to smirk. He smugly announced, "Alright fine, I'm telling you, there aren't any stinking Kankers."
Kevin grinned, "Oh, you want to bet?"
Eddy smiled, "Sure thing, jock-boy!"
Kevin pointed to fifty cents Eddy had made from earlier, still in the jar, "Okay, fifty cents then."
Eddy stared at his jar and grinned, "You're on! Come on boys, let's find out what really got that little gnome."
Double D sighed at Ed, "Looks like Eddy's content to dig all of our graves, once again."
Ed smiled, "Oooh! Does this mean we're going to become zombies!"
Double D sighed as he followed his friend. Kevin however interrupted once more. "Wait a minute. Charlie Brown still goes with you. After all, we need a third party witness, right?"
Charlie Brown's eyes sank and he moaned, "Oh come on...".
Linus pat him on the back and announced, "Well if he goes, I go. I figure if these Kankers are there, I'll be able to talk some sense into them."
Double D pleaded, "A lofty idea, but utterly insane! The Kankers do not negotiate, compromise, or reason! They are like a force of nature!"
"Yeah, well I am not scared of them", of all people, that voice belonged to Schroeder, he approached the Eds confidently. "It's amazing how big a deal everyone is making over a bunch of girls."
Sarah shouted, "What do you mean, 'a bunch of girls', buster!"
Schroeder smiled, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be misogynistic or anything. Believe me, I know Lucy, I know just how tough a woman can be. But I think you guys are demonizing them. They probably are just looking for attention." He turned his glance to Lucy for a second and grinned, before returning his attention to the crowd. "Besides I've been looking to meet some new women, I think I'd like to go with you."
The collective jaws of those from the cul-de-sac dropped, as well as Lucy: who was red in the face and furrowing a brow. Sally overheard a long list of expletives about the musician being muttered from her mouth.
Double D, nearly cried, "Are you insane man? These girls will eat you alive!"
Ed nodded in agreement, "They are like succubi from the bowels of the underworld! They feed on the souls of mortal men like you and me! Take heed and abandon such a fool-hearty quest!"
Schroeder rolled his eyes and scoffed, "I'll be the judge of that, thank you very much."
Eddy chuckled, "You'd be signing your death warrant buddy, if the Kankers were actually here. But the more the merrier I suppose. Come on boys, let's head out!"
…...
The party of six made their way down the path in the woods. Eddy was at the front, confidently blazing the trail ahead, sure that there were no Kankers in these parts. Behind him were Linus and Schroeder, who were having a minor argument; Ed, Double D, and Charlie Brown brought up the rear.
Linus was in the process of scolding Schroeder, "I know the only reason you're going along with this is to spite my sister. She likes you a lot, why can't you just be nice to her for once?"
Schroeder couldn't help but chuckle before replying, "Yeah sure thing. Maybe we can go on a date with you and your 'sweet babboo."
Linus sighed and conceded, "Alright, I'll shut up."
Eddy, who was listening in, asked, "Your sister is the one that threatened me right? She likes you, blondie?"
Schroeder nodded, "Yeah. So you can see why I'm not exactly scared of these Kankers."
Eddy smirked, "It's a good thing that they aren't out there. Cause that Lucy girl has got nothing on them! You couldn't handle them buddy."
Meanwhile, Charlie Brown was busy listening to Double D have a panic attack over the Kankers, "It's terrible! They smother you, bruise you, and humiliate you! When they're through, you feel so violated! We've put up with it for a year! I had hoped we could get away from them for a summer, but oh how the cruel the fates can be!"
Charlie Brown felt a chill go down his spine, "That sounds terrible!"
Ed, nearly crying, added, "And then they kiss you! GIRL GERMS!"
Charlie Brown paused, "Wait, they kiss you?" He imagined three girls surrounding him with kisses. He wistfully continued, "That doesn't sound too bad."
Double D saw the dreamy look in Charlie Brown's eyes and began to shake him, "Get a hold of yourself man! You don't fall in love with the Kankers! They are abusers, there's nothing more to it than that."
Charlie Brown sheepishly nodded, "Oh yeah, sorry. I'm just not so popular with the girls...so...you know...".
Eddy laughed, "Hey Casanova, you want to join your buddy here and take the Kankers off our plate, feel free!"
Double D whispered, "Sorry about him, empathy isn't his strong suit."
"I noticed."
"I know what it's like not being the most popular person around, though I assure you that you really want nothing to do with the Kankers."
Charlie Brown sighed, "Yeah, sure thing."
Double D smiled, "Oh please, I don't see why you're upset. Besides, aren't you going out with that Patty girl."
Eddy chimed in, "The one that looks like a dude, right?"
"EDDY!"
Charlie Brown shook his head, "Oh no. Me and her? No we're just friends."
Linus whispered to Eddy, "Poor Charlie Brown is utterly clueless about some things."
Eddy didn't get what Linus was saying, all that registered in his mind was that Charlie Brown would be an easy mark for any future scams.
The group continued on like this for about 15 minutes before Ed began to complain, "Aw man, I'm hungry guys!" His stomach began to grumble.
Double D muttered, "Great, just what we need: Ed's stomach drawing the Kankers to us."
Eddy, his patience waning, growled, "I told you, there ain't no Kankers here at camp!"
"Your grammar is atrocious once again Eddy. And please keep your voice down in case you are wrong!"
Eddy proceeded to shout, "OH MAY! LEE! MARIE! WHERE ARE YOU? WE ARE WAITING RIGHT HERE!"
"Sure thing, dreamboat!" a deep feminine voice called back. The six boys froze in place, fear apparent on all of their faces.
Out from the woods stepped three girls, all with sinister grins on their faces.
"Would you look at this! Our boyfriends finally showed up! And they brought friends!" The first of the sisters exclaimed. She was a blond girl with long hair, a very round nose, and large buck teeth. "I'm May Kanker!" she cried, barely able to hold in her excitement.
She was pushed aside by the second girl, "Move it bucko, they don't want to meet you!" She turned her glance towards the boys and smirked, leaving the Eds to recoil in horror. Charlie Brown blushed slightly, he found this sister to be more attractive than the last at least. He looked over and saw that Schroeder and Linus thought so as well. The reaction of the Ed's though reassured him that this girl was not to be messed with. She was quite a bit more shapely than the somewhat chubby May and had a sort of 'bad girl' look that Charlie Brown hadn't seen back home; namely her blue hair with bangs that covered one of her eyes. When she grinned however, the boys recoiled at the sight of her bright yellow teeth, "How's it going guys, the name's Marie. I'm sure we'll be well acquainted soon enough!"
Linus nervously muttered to his best friends, "These girls aren't subtle."
Charlie Brown nodded in fear, "No, not at all."
"Settle down girls, I haven't even introduced myself yet" the voice who replied to Eddy interrupted. It belonged to the tallest sister, a girl whose curly red bangs covered her eyes. She flashed a smile with teeth that made Marie's look like pristine ivory. "I'm Lee. As I'm sure you know by now, we're the Kanker sisters. Now I should let you know that the Eds here got dibs on us..."
Charlie Brown gasped, "Oh well, that's good then, we don't want to intrude..."
She grabbed Charlie Brown by the collar, "...don't interrupt me baldy." She then dropped him to the ground, where he quickly crawled back to his friends. "As I was saying, the Eds got dibs, but we're open to the idea of..." she paused, searching for the right phrase.
"An open relationship!" Marie finished for her sister, and proceeded to cackle.
May, jumping with excitement, asked, "So what's your names, huh?"
Charlie Brown, eyes closed in fear, yelped, "Charlie Brown!"
Marie sneered at him, "Not you, what use to we have for a bald kid? That Jonny guy is weird enough."
May whined, "Oh come on, he's cute enough."
"Then you take him!"
Charlie Brown muttered, "I don't know if I should be mortified, offended, or relieved. I'm too paralyzed by fear."
Double D nodded, "They have that effect, I'll say that May might be your best bet though, she's less violent than the others...marginally."
Marie's one exposed eye glared at Linus, "How about you? With the blanket? You keep that around for portable snuggling?"
Lee laughed, "Ooh Marie's right, this guy is a real romantic!"
Linus, though sweating, resolved to be strong, "My name is Linus Van Pelt and I can't say I approve of your behavior. You're acting like stalkers!"
Eddy shouted, "Yeah! That's all you guys are! No good stalkers!"
Lee grinned at Linus, "What can we say, we love guys who play hard to get. We get it from our mom." She turned to Schroeder, "What about you?"
Schroeder's legs were shaking, but he realized this was the time he could finally shake Lucy free. "Oh me? I'm Schroeder! I like Beethoven!"
May looked confused, "Is that some sort of TV dinner?"
Schroeder took a deep breath, trying to compose himself, "No he's a famous composer. I suppose that came out wrong. I'm something of a pianist myself and..."
Ed grabbed him and cried, "What are you doing! They're like the aliens from Team Cultural Diffusion 4, don't give them any information!"
Schroeder pushed him away, "Oh please Ed. They don't look...too bad..." Remember Schroeder, he thought to himself, anything is worth it to get Lucy off your back. Even humoring these...Kankers. "Um, unlike Linus...and I assume Charlie Brown, I just happen to be on the market." The three girls paused in shock for a moment, then burst out cackling mad.
Eddy screamed at him, "ARE YOU INSANE?"
Ed stood in between him and the Kankers, "Whatever devious mind control you are using, I command you to stop this instant!"
Lee chuckled, "Well well, Mr. Mozart here is looking for some love."
"Beethoven." Schroeder corrected.
Double D gasped, "Good lord man, that's not what you should be worrying about!"
Marie cracked her knuckles and squealed in glee, "Well why don't give him and his new friends a big Kanker style welcome!"
The boys quivered in fear as the three girls advanced towards them.
"WAIT A MINUTE!", Eddy shouted. "This is just what we needed you stupid Kankers! This is proof that you've been stalking us, you followed us all the way out here. There's no other explanation! This is just what we need to get restraining orders on all of you!"
Marie smirked, "Stalked you? We're here on vacation!"
Eddy laughed, "Vacation. You guys live in a trailer park! How can you afford to go to this camp?"
Double D also inquired, "And shouldn't you have been on the bus with us?"
May shook her head, "Oh we're not going to camp with you guys."
Marie added, "Didn't you guys know, there are trailer camp grounds about a quarter mile away from your camp. The guy who runs them is the same guy who runs your camp!"
Lee smiled, "Small world, huh boys?"
Linus sighed, "This does not bode well."
The girls leered at the boys and Lee asked, "Now where were we?" The girls began to chuckle as they advanced once more onto the boys, who were paralyzed by fear.
…...
An hour later the boys limped back to the main campgrounds. They all were bruised pretty badly, and of course were all covered with lipstick marks. The boys all looked completely miserable, as any encounter with the Kanker Sisters would be.
Charlie Brown sighed, "So much for a romantic first kiss."
Double D pat him on the back, "That's exactly what I said the first time they kissed us. I think it was during our cruise line scam, right Eddy?"
"Just shut it Double D."
Linus meanwhile was jabbing at Schroeder, "You're a real blockhead, do you know that? You had to open your mouth and BAM, those Kankers were all over us! I feel so...dirty!" He shivered in disgust.
Schroeder grumbled, "We all make mistakes."
Eddy laughed, "Well now you are going to have them after you this whole vacation! Pretty big mistake buddy!"
Ed moaned, "Charlie Brown is so lucky guys! Lee and Marie both said that he was a creepy weirdo! He only has to deal with May."
Charlie Brown muttered, "Thank you for reminding me about that."
Linus sighed, "Oh good grief, you're not upset that those two girls called you creepy are you? They're the stalkers!"
Charlie Brown, "Well I'm glad I only have to deal with one stalker opposed to three...but they didn't have to go out of their way to demean me like that."
Eddy growled, "Oh cry me a river Eeyore! Sheesh, you really must be a riot at parties."
The party of six made their way to the crowd, who for the most part were laughing hysterically at the boy's misfortune.
Violet shouted, "These Kankers must be depraved! They even kissed Charlie Brown!" Charlie Brown shook his head in embarrassment and walked off.
Linus was about to follow him, but was cut off by Sally, whose face was red with anger. "You were off getting kissed by those girls, weren't you? Some boyfriend you are! I'll ought to-" Linus stood there, miserable, as Sally launched a torrent of accusations towards him.
Schroeder meanwhile ignored the quizzical look that Lucy gave him and made his way to Pig-Pen, who seemed almost excited as May did earlier, "So what were they like Schroeder?"
"Ed's right, they are demons from another planet or something. Pure evil!"
Pig-Pen shrugged, "So back to Lucy I guess."
Schroeder scowled, "Are you kidding me? After the hell I went through, she can think that I'm seeing them every day for all I care. With any luck I can avoid all four of those girls."
Pig-Pen rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say buddy."
Charlie Brown meanwhile was joined by Peppermint Patty and Marcie, the latter who noted, "You look terrible Charles!"
Charlie Brown groaned, "Yeah, just another awesome part of this awesome day. Thanks for 'convincing' me to go Patty!"
Peppermint Patty, hiding her jealousy with an air of nonchalantness shrugged, "Looks like you did pretty well for yourself, Chuck."
Charlie Brown whined, "Yeah, well that was possibly the most painful and embarrassing half hour of my life. I'm pretty sure what they did was sexual harassment. Not like anyone cares or anything." He mumbled the last sentence."
The Eds also tried to avoid the crowd. Ed, aching in pain, sighed, "I think our life with the Kankers is like the Spiral of Death from Final Fantasy X guys, it is an ongoing pain in our behinds!"
Double D shook his head disapprovingly, "No one knows what you're talking about, Ed."
Eddy however was snickering to himself. Double D sighed, "Look Ed, Eddy's cracking up. What a sad state of affairs this 'vacation' is turning out to be."
Eddy, sounding less than completely sane, muttered to his companions, "Not everything about today was a bust, Double D." He turned around, revealing the jar of two quarters, "We still got the fifty cents we fleeced off Charlie Brown earlier!", he shouted triumphantly.
Kevin, who heard Eddy's victorious cry, smiled and made his way over to the Eds. "Hey Dorky, have fun with the Kankers?"
"Shut up monkey boy! You wouldn't be able to handle one of them, let alone all three!"
He shrugged, "Nope, bet I couldn't. But it looks like you sure did; which of course means I won our little wager from before."
"TAKE A HIKE!" Eddy subsequently found Kevin's fist meet his face.
"Keep on Dorkin' guys!", Kevin shouted, the jar of money snugly in his hands, as he left Eddy on the ground writing in pain.
Double D sighed, "Curse the status quo."
============================To be continued==================================
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An unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Double D and Pig-Pen: Bunkmates
