narrator: Well here we are again. It's always SUCH a pleasure! LOL(portal 2 joke). Time for the second chapter of the funniest parody of the Underland Chronicles in all of New York!
ME: but I live in Florida...
narrator: nobody cares where you live! Now continue writing the funny stuff, slave author #379!
ME: fine... :.(... Oh, yeah! Boom. :.(...
Disclaimer: Well, I've become the disclaimer-hating zombie that the rest of you have. Now my FanFiction author-ness is complete! MWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA! *gets whacked on head with briefcase* OUCH! I own no references to the Underland Chronicles...
Chapter 2
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"YAAAHHHOOO!" screamed Trevor as he fell through air, not really caring that his little sister was right below him, screaming her lungs out for all it was worth. In fact, he was planning on using High-Heels as a cushion when he landed. High-Heels was very cooshy. And he should know. Trevor had always dreamed of flying, but it was the landing that scared him.
"THIS IS THE BEST THING EVE- OOF!" Trevor had landed. Well, THAT was short. Then he decided to notice the lack cushioning underneath him, as well as the lack of comfort on his bum-bums.
"HIGH-HEELS! WHERE ARE YOU!" Trevor shouted.
"Ouch."
Trevor looked next to him. "Oh."
High-Heels crawled away and into a crevasse in the wall, and it took Trevor a few minutes to realize that she wasn't there any more. I wonder if I'm dreaming, Tevor wondered, I hope not. This is the most exciting thing that has has happened to me so far this summer.
Trevor got up and walked to the crack in the wall where the light was poking through. He pushed himself through, and then got lodged about three-quarters of the way there.
"I KNEW I should've stopped eating those Super-Sugar Chocalate Cocoa Crunchers and straight pig fat for breakfast." Trevor grumbled as he sucked in his gut for ten excrutiatingly painfull (and slow-going) minutes pushing himself through the crevice.
Trevor finally popped through the wall to the other side and fell flat on the ground for the third time that day, and, not wanting to have to stand up and walk to wherever he was going, wished he was on a Seg-Way. And so, Trevor got up and was suddenly looking into the face of the largest dung beetle he had ever seen. It was about the size of his fist. He then looked higher up and into the face of an even larger dung beetle! Now, his apartment complex had some scary-sized bugs. Mrs. Corbetti had once claimed to have seen a bug the size of her hairbrush. No one doubted her. In fact, some of them bragged that we owned bigger bugs! But this was just a little bit over the top.
The big bug appeared to be sitting on it's hind legs, just like a dog. It towered over Trevor in this position, untill it fell forward on it's front legs, causing Trevor to scoot his back against the wall. High-Heels was off in the distance, jumping on a big rock, her high-heels making crunching sounds and leaving oozing holes on it. Strange.
"Smells what so good, smells what?" inquired a voice coming from the cockroach. Trevor thought for a moment.
"Dung beetles... Oh! High-Heels pooped. And stop talking like that. You sound like Yoda." Said Trevor.
"O.K. Dinner!" hissed the beetle, and suddenly five big rocks stood up and skittered over to the first dung beetle.
"Melvin?" said one of them and looked at the rock with High-Heels' indents on it, and the ooze coming out of them, "Melvin! Dinner! Oh well, he'll wake up."
"Umm, yeah!" Agreed Trevor nervously, "He'll wake up."
"You are from the Overland, right?" asked Beetle #1.
"Overland?" Trevor.
"Overland? Above? Topside?" Beetle#2.
"Oh. Where am I now?" Trevor.
"You are in the Underland!" Beetle #1.
"What's that?" Trevor.
"Ignorance... Underland. Center of the Earth. The Middle." Beetle #2.
"Oh." Trevor.
One of them seemed to remember something and said "Rats... should we leave them here?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...," said Trevor, "I just went through the trouble of falling down here and bringing you dinner, and you're just going to dump me here? I don't think so." And he climbed onto the back of the first beetle. It wasn't a Seg-Way, but it was as close as he was probably going to get.
"Ow..." said the beetle.
"We will take you to the Underlanders. They will exchange for balls of dung." Beetle #2 said. Trevor nearly lost his- wait, he hadn't had lunch yet. High-Heels, though... Well, Trevor hoped they had air fresheners in the Underland.
"WHHEEEEEEE!" shouted the two of them as they rode on the beetles as he went through twists and turns, went up a steep hill and zoomed down the other side, and even did a loop-de-loop.
Suddenly, Trevor started to hear the familiar roar of a crowd. There was a strange veil of something soft and leathery, Trevor spit a moth, and suddenly they were in a room with unexpected light that made Trevor recoil.
"Someone warn me before you flip that switch!" Trevor shouted. There was a big gasp and suddenly the roar was quiet, comfirming that it was, in fact, a crowd. Trevor looked around.
"I'm in a stadium! Hey, wait a minute... I had better not be in the Hunger Games! I have better plans then death at the moment!" He looked up and saw that there were about a dozen bats circling in the air. He wondered if they would feed him to the bats. The bats probably wouldn't take anyways. No worries.
Something dropped from one of the bats. It fell to the ground and bounced up again.
Trevor gasped. "DONUT! I call dibs!" he and High-Heels jumped off the beetle and followed the trail of the airborne pastry. Then Trevor tripped.
"HEY! No fair!" As High-Heels chased the donut, a big, golden bat swooped into view and headed for her.
"HIGH-HEELS! GET THE DONUT!" High-Heels ran faster, but the bat did a loop, and a girl jumped off the back of the bat during the loop and performed a triple backflip, landing perfectly in front of High-Heels. The girl extended her arm and caught the donut as it landed. That could only have been three things. Remarkable timing, extreme luck, or a girl that wanted that donut just as bad as they did. Trevor could tell it wasn't luck, and if she had wanted that donut that badly, she would've eaten it by now.
FINALLY! Finished! I hope you enjoyed it, please review, and please ALSO review on my other story, Random FanFiction Lines! Untill next time!
Boom.
