Hey what up guys and girls. Sorry to keep you waiting so long but I barely have any free time now. I blew off my homework assignment to write this chapter for you guys. So, I hope your happy...cause I am! So anyway please enjoy chapter two!And by the way. I kept my promise Cam fans! You will see Cam in this chapter and the rest!

Disclaimer: If I did own ICarly, do you really think I would be wasting my time writing Fanfictions. I think not.

Freddie's Pov

I have had the most horrible week and it's all because of Sam's prank. She is seriously out to get me. It's like she has a hit list and I'm number one. I dreaded when Monday would come so badly. I had brought my beanie to school and made sure to keep it all the way on. I was able to get through most of my classes without anyone seeing my pink hair, thanks to the beanie. I started to feel really confident that I would make it through the day, until lunch time. I was shuffling through the crowd in the cafeteria to get some food when all of a sudden I was being yanked onto one of the tables by a strong force. Then I realized that the strong force was Sam. And by the mischievous look in her eyes I knew I was in trouble. I tried to get away but she had a strong grip on me. She then pulled Mrs. Briggs' bull horn out of her backpack and pulled off my beanie, revealing the pink catastrophe to everyone in the cafeteria and using the bull horn to draw attention to me. I was humiliated. I thought it was bad enough that I had to stare at my hair all week.

Oh yeah by the way, Sam lied to me! I mean, I know that its a regular occurrence for her but still. She said that my hair would be back to normal after a week. It's Sunday now and my hair still sears my retinas when I look in a mirror. I am so mad at Sam right now, so today I am going to get her back. My project is complete and now Sam will get her pay back. It's totally going to confuse her emotionally and make her really uncomfortable, cause if I hurt her physically then I would feel bad. Unlike Sam, I have a conscience. Oh, it's eight o'clock. Time for me to go to Carly's and unleash my master plan.

"Freddikins, why are you talking to yourself."

"MOM!"

Sam's Pov

Oh man, I have had the best week, that was filled with Fredward humiliation. I had revealed his pink hair to everyone in the school. It was freaking hilarious. I had the whole school cracking up. Carly didn't think it was funny. I kind of felt bad for that, but oh well. I mean just imagine it, Freddie with pink hair. I'm laughing just thinking about it. He says that he is going to get me back, but I doubt it. Anyway, right now I'm sitting on the Shay's couch next to Carly. We're watching a new episode of Girly Cow. In this episode were supposed to find out which guy cow Curly is going to end up with. I think its a bunch of chiz. I know this is going to sound a bit weird but I think the guy cows would go better together just because they have great chemistry. Don't go marking me up as gay, cause I'm not. I just support it. Unless a girl ends up liking me. Then we're going to have a problem.

"Hola, girls" Oh great. It's the Spanish King. By the way, so you don't get them confused, he's also the King of Dorks.

"Hey, Freddie."

"Yeah, hello pink gumdrop." He glares at me as he sits on the smaller couch. He's obviously still mad at me cause I trick him about his hair going back to normal soon. Hey, what do you want from me? It's April Fools month. It's not my fault he's too stupid to have seen it coming.

We continue watching the new episode until Fredink decides to get something to drink.

"Hey, you guys want some tea." Me and Carly both give him a grunt of approval as he makes his way to my kitchen. Notice how I say my instead of Carly's. After watching a bunch of cows arguing about who's going to end up with who, I see from the corner of my eye that Freddie keeps glancing at us. I tilt my head toward him a bit so I can see better without him noticing. I didn't see much, but I did see that he was nervous. The weird thing was that it also seemed as if he was adding something extra from a small bottle in one of the drinks, but scnce I was looking out of the corner of my eye, it was hard to tell. Oh, well. It's probably just me being paranoid. He comes over with our drinks.

"Here you go lady and Sam." I don't glare at him, because I'm too busy inspecting my drink. Yep, I'm definetly paranoid. First I look at it through the glass and swirl it around a bit. It looks O.k. I then smell it and it seems fine. I take a small sip. Not bad. I guess I was just seeing things. I gulp down my drink. Carly hadn't even drank any of hers yet. She was just staring at me.

"Uhh, what up Carls?"

"Why were you examining the drink as if it were poison. Do you really think Freddie would do something like that? Or were you just being paranoid again?" I was about to object about being paranoid when I remembered that I kind of was wrong.

"Paranoid, I guess." Carly just smirks at me and starts to drink her tea. Then Fredward gets up abruptly.

"Uhh, I-I got t-to go to the bathroom." He stutters then starts to speed walk to the bathroom. That's odd. He probably had to take a bomb instead of a waz. Gross.

Me and Carly just sat there watching T.V. After about five minutes I was the only one watching. I turn my head towards Carly only to see her staring back at me.

"Carls?"

"Yeah?"

"Why arent you watching the show?"

"I am watching it"

"Umm, No your not"

"Yes I am."

"No, your just staring at me."

"Oh sorry, it's just..." She trails off and starts playing with one of my curls."You look really pretty today." WTF?

"Um..thanks, I guess?" I turn back to the T.V. Then the couch starts to dip a bit more. Then I realize that Carly is moving closer. And I mean REALLY close. She's practically on top of me now. She then threw her arms around me and snuggled into me. And to make it even weirder, she started sniffing my hair. Well this is uncomfortable.

"Carly, c-could you please move over some."

"Sure" She moves over...toward me.

"I kind of met the other way."

"Why?" Is she serious?

"Because your all up in my bubble." She giggles at that. Then she stares at me like a love sick puppy would. Wait, What?

"All up in your bubble?"

"It means all up in my personal space." Why is she getting closer? O.k. I am totally freaking out right now. She leans in and kisses me on the cheek. Now we have done that before and it wouldn't have been weird this time if she weren't all up on me. Another weird thing is that she lingered.

SHE LINGERED! She kept her lips on my cheek for ten freaking seconds! Then she pulled like a centimeter away and took deep on my face! She pulled further away so she was right in front of my face and th-...Oh No. She's leaning toward me. She's licking her lips. She's staring at mine. She's going to kiss me. I was just about ready to bolt off the couch when Freddie walk in. I never thought I would be thinking this, but Thank you Mister Pinkward! Carly pulls away quickly and scoots over. And this time I mean the opposite way!

"Hey, Freddie"

"Ow..hey." When I finally get over my shock I notice that the pink nerd was limping.

"Whats wrong with you, miss?"

"I stubbed my toe in the bathroom, sir. Hey Carly can you do me a favor?"

"Sure, what do you need?" He asked her if she could go into the ICarly studio and do some stupid techy thing since he hurt himself. I wasn't really paying attention. I was still freaking out inside. Wouldn't you be freaking out if your best friend almost kissed you? Carly must of agreed to helping Freddie because she started bounding up the starts. Before she made it all the way to the top, she turned to me. Oh no, here comes that uncomfortable feeling again.

"Would you like to help me Sam?" Don't ask me how, but she managed to make that sentence sound sooo freaking suggestive. To hell, like I would go up there with her after that episode.

"Nah, I'm good." She looked disappointed but continued to ascend up the stairs anyway. I watch has she gets out of view. I was then startled when I heard a loud scream of 'YES!' behind me. I turn around to see Freddie...Dancing!

"Hey I thought you were hurt?"He stops his little dance and turns to me with a smug look on his face.

"I lied. I needed to get Carly away."

"Why?"Not that I'm complaining.

"I just wanted to say that I got you back."Before I could reply to him he starts to do yet another victory dance. I swear he could be such a nerd sometimes. No, scratch that, I meant all of the time.

"What the hell are you talking about, Pinkwad?" He stops his dance and raises his eyebrows at me.

"Didn't you notice Carly's odd behavior toward you when I was in the bathroom?"

"Yeah, but how would you know that Carly was acting weird."

"Cause I wasn't in the bathroom, I was watching you guys t-"

"Stalker." I mumbled, cutting him off, but he kept going anyway. Dammit.

"As I was saying, I was wat-"

"Pink Stalker"

"Would you let me finish! I was watching you guys to see if my plan worked." I didn't say anything. I just gestured for him to continue. "You know Sam, for once you were right to be paranoid."

"What do you mean?" I asked cautiously.

"I mean that I did put something in one of the drinks. It just wasn't yours. I put this in Carly's cup." He pulls out a small bottle with a bluish liquid inside.

"What the hell is that?"

"It's an enhancer serum. Whoever drinks it is supposed to be bolder. There are different kinds. This one enhances your boldness when it comes to love. I-"

"Are you becoming retarded?" What, I was curious.

"Um, no. This stuff actually works. You see, for example. If I were to take some I would become bolder when It comes to being with Carly since she's the one I love most." I keep looking at him like he's lost his marbles some where he'll never find them again. "I thought this plan would be perfect. I have known that Carly was in love with you for about a month now and I-" I took me a while to register what he just said.

"Wait, WHAT! Carly's in love with me? Since when?" Freddie has an annoyed look on his face. He must be tired of me interrupting him.

"For about a year and a half, so can you let me fini-"

"What! That long! How could I have not noticed! Oh this is bad. Really really bad." I turn to see Freddie with that annoying smirk again.

"Why are you smiling at me like that, dipthong!"

"I'm just happy to see your so uncomfortable just by knowing Carly's in love with you. I can't even imagine how you'll feel now that Carly drank this serum, and will be all over you, no matter how many times you turn her down. And before you question my sanity again, this stuff really works considering that Carly has never tried to kiss you before." My eyes practically pop out of my sockets. He's right. No matter how much I hate to say it, or even think it for that matter, he's right. Carly has always been in love with me and now *gulp* and now she's going to start putting the moves on me. I don't know how much of that I could take. I point an accusing finger at Freddie.

"Y-you, you jerk!"

"Have I really reduced Puckett to stuttering."

"I-I am going to kill you." Before I could lunge at him he starts talking again.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

"Why? Why do you think I should stop myself from closing my hands around your throat?"

"Because, I've got the reverse serum." My menacing glare changes to a curious one.

"R-reverse serum."

"Mmm-hmm." He nods with a smug look.

"G-give it me."

"I will. After I feel you have learned your lesson. Maybe you could be nicer to me. Thats a start."

"WHAT!"

"Oh and by the way, I should warn you. That serum that Carly took becomes stronger each day. Before you know it, she'll be trying to get into your pants." I seriously almost fainted right then and there. "So I suggest you start being nicer to me now." I was about ready to strangle him when I hear Carly coming down the stairs. Freddie imeddiately went back to 'hurt' mode.

"I did what you asked me to." Note: She's staring at me while she says this.

"Thanks Carly, I owe you one." Freddie starts to fake limp back to his seat. Carly passes by me and as she does she grabs my ass! What the hell! And this is supposed to get worse?

"Sammy, come sit down." Carly says patting a space next to her. Freddie is trying so hard not to laugh.

"Yeah Sammy, go sit down." I start to walk toward the couch. As I do I make sure to give a swift kick at Freddie's 'hurt' foot. He yelps in pain.

"Whoops, sorry Pinkberry." He gives me a look that meant 'be nicer or else.' I get to the couch and sat next to Carly. Well, more like on the other side of the couch away from her. That didn't help at all cause she just scooted all the way to my side and wrapped her arms around me and snuggled DEEPLY into my chest. My face must have looked really uncomfortable because Freddie was having an internal laughing fit.

Now I now I say this a lot. And by a lot I mean all of the time but I usually don't really mean it. But this time I do.

I Dislike you Freddie...a lot!

Yes! I'm done with the chapter. So make sure you let me know how I did. Oh and if you have any names that Sam can call the now pink haired Freddie tell me. You might just get yours in the next chapter. That reminds me. I don't know how long it's going to take me to make the next couple of chapters because all I have planned out right now are the last three chapters. I don't know how many I'm going to but in between so I have to brain storm about that.

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