This chapter MAKES VOLDEMORT VERY STUPID AND HARRY VERY PATHETIC! IF THIS OFFENDS YOU DO NOT READ! BEWARE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Oh yeah, I don't own anything but toothpaste!

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Harry: Ugh,*scratches self* I wish Madame Pomfrey was here.

Voldemort: She's not and I'm in her place! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Harry: Dumbledore hired you?

Voldemort: He was drunk

Harry: Figures. *scratches self again*

Voldemort: Since no one is here to protect you, I WILL KILL YOU! *takes out pink flower and cotton candy* Avada Kedavra! *pink teddy bear appears on Harry's head* Um,

Harry: NOO! HELP! DUMBLEDORE! THE PINK BEAR! IT BURNS!

Voldemort: *laughs maniacally* *takes out more cotton candy* HAHA! Avada Kedavra! *eats cotton candy* NO! It burns! This candy is hot sauce flavored! DUMBLEDORE! HELP! MOMMY!! WAAAAAAA!

Dumbledore: *singing offkey* Twinkle, twinkle little star!

Voldemort: Help me mommy!

Dumbledore: I know just the song to cheer you up! I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME! LET'S MAKE A HAPPY FAMILY, WITH I GREAT BIG HUG AND A KISS ON MY BUTT! I LOVE YOU SO YOU MUST POOP!

Voldemort and Harry: NOOO!! IT BURNS!!! WAAA! MOMMY! MAKE IT STOP!! HELP! HELP!

Madame Pomfrey: *appears out of nowhere* *beats up Dumbledore*

Voldmort and Harry: YAY! WE ARE SAVED! THANK YOU!

Madame Pomfrey: No problem. Now who wants to sing with me. *singing offkey* I love you, you love me, let's make a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss on the cheek! I love you and you love me!

Voldemort and Harry: NOOO! IT BURNS!!!!

Voldemort: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! ARGH! *jumps out of window*

Harry: Wait for me!!! *also jumps out of window*

Madame Pomfrey: *shrugs* what's with them?

Dumbledore: I don't know. HAHAHA!

Madame Pomfrey: Have you been drinking again?

Dumbledore: no *mischievous grin*

Madame Pomfrey: oh well, let's sing

Madame Pomfrey and Dumbledore: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME WE ARE SUCH A GOOD FAMILY!

Dumbledore's ex girlfriend:*slaps Madame Pomfrey*

Monsier Pomfrey:*slaps Dumbledore*

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yeah, that was stupid. I made everyone insane.