A Very Fluffy Christmas: The "Oh Shit It's Fluffy" Christmas Special
Christmas with the Akatsuki! The most festive time of the year, and also the most destructive. This year, Tobi was a good boy, and so he decided to organize Secret Santa for the group. At first he wanted Fluffy to participate, but the Akatsuki was against that idea. In the end everyone's name was put into a hat so that the secret Santa's were picked.
Tobi already knew exactly what he was giving his secret Santa. Konan got Nagato (Pein), Nagato got Konan, Itachi got Black and White Zetsu. Deidara got Itachi, and Tobi? Tobi got Kisame.
Christmas arrived and it was time for the exchange. Konan, Nagato, Itachi, Deidara, Black and White Zetsu all received thoughtful gifts.
"Merry Christmas, Lot's of love from Tobi!" Tobi exclaimed handing Kisame the package.
Kisame opened the package to find it filled with Hugging Fluffy coupons.
As if Fluffy was a part of a summoning ritual, the cat who had been asleep on the couch appeared next to Kisame with an evil grin. Well if cats could grin in the first place. Kisame shrugged and picked the cat up. The originally peaceful Christmas lasted only a minute longer. A high pitched scream traveled through the Akatsuki apartment.
"GET THIS BEAST OFF MY SCALP!" Fluffy seemed to think that Kisame would taste good considering he was part fish. Fluffy was biting Kisame's head and not letting go.
This time Tobi screamed, but not with pity for Kisame.
"What did you do to Tobi's Fluffy, you are going to dislocate his Jaw! How could you Kisame? I give you a beautiful gift and you go and hurt this precious and innocent snuggle muffin!"
Konan agreed and carefully lifted Fluffy from Kisame's scalp and cradled the cat as if he hadn't assaulted Kisame a few moments earlier. Fluffy who loved the attention fell asleep in Konan's arms.
"Thank you for saving Tobi's Fluffy!' Tobi repeated many times actually hugging Konan.
The rest of the Akatsuki didn't seem to have too much pity or sorrow for Kisame because they were laughing. Itachi almost fell off the couch from laughter but got his Uchiha dignity to prevent that. Deidara on the other hand wasn't so lucky and actually toppled backwards over the comforter, but continued laughing on the floor.
"You know something? I'm starting to really like Fluffy!" Nagato said through laughter.
"I know he is basically a super weapon. . . Hey has anyone seen Hidan?"
Everyone looked around and shrugged.
Itachi flipped on the T.V to have the news page flash on:
"Recent news discovers that a member of the Akatsuki slaughtered and entire village. He was seen desperately praying to Jashin, about saving him from a supposed Fluffy! The Hokage, Kazekage, and Raikage have all agreed that this Fluffy could prove to be a volatile weapon. A reward has been offered for the capture of this Fluffy, because this could finally be the sole way to defeat the Akatsuki!"
Deidara choked on his sake, Itachi actually fell from his chair this time.
"I think we now know where Hidan is. . ." Nagato grumbled.
"NOOOOOOOOOO NOT TOBI'S FLUFFY, WE MUST PROTECT TOBI'S PRECIOUS!" Tobi wailed once he figured out what was going on.
Konan had to comfort a distressed Tobi.
The Akatsuki decided that they had enough Christmas and decided to go to bed despite it being 11:00 in the morning. No one wanted to know what had happened to the sanity of their world.
I seriously have no idea where this idea came from. . . I hope you all enjoyed it anyway.
