I do not own the lines from Juno in this chapter. I just love it A LOT.

So before I was rudely interrupted by the WTF moment, I was walking home from school and I thought… hey, I like Naruto. I walked through my front door, said Hi to my fat dog, grabbed my cat and my favorite movie; Juno, and headed to my room. I glanced at the clock; 3:24 PM. My mom won't be back until 5 and my dad won't be home until 9. But I had about 20 minutes before my sister got home. Great. I grabbed my laptop out of my bag and headed up the stairs.

Mid step I froze. Something upstairs crashed to the floor. I dropped my cat gently on the carpet and told him to scurry away which he did and placed my laptop on the landing. I grabbed the sword off the wall, (which I was very skilled with actually) and trotted up the stairs.

Now, I know that in the case of a burglar being in your house, you call the cops then head for the hills, but in this case, I don't think whoever was in there was interested in what I had in my drawers. Plus, I was a fucking wolf! I could easily handle whatever this guy had. Unless it was a silver bullet… then I was practically screwed… yeah.

Ok. So I crossed the balcony hall and quietly turned the knob. The room was dark from lack of windows but it was obviously bright enough to see 10 figures standing in the bedroom. Ok. I was just kidding about taking on one guy. Screw this, I wanted to live!

But it was too late. They already hear me. One with medium length spiky orange hair turned to look at me. His face had 4 piercings on the bridge of his nose and I counted 7 earrings on each ear. Plus a bridged bar across the ear. Oh and here's the good part, he had snake bite piercings below his lip. His eyes were orange like his hair, but here's the weird part, his eyes were swirly. Like staring into a rippled pond. He stepped away from the group and looked down at me (I'm not the tallest person in the world) and spoke in a voice that wasn't too old… I mean he wasn't old enough to be my dad.

"Who are you?" He asked me.

"Uh. No. I won't answer that."

"You will." He ordered.

"Do you have a gun?"

"Gun? Uh, no… what's a gun?"

"You're not from around here are you?"

He shook his head and I laughed inside.

"So. You're not from here, yet you're ordering me around like you are… not very smart on your part pal." I flicked on the light switch; weird hell-like faces stared at me. A guy with blue skin and a freaking 6 foot like sword attached to his back stared at me with demonic 'I want to kill you' eyes. Another man standing next to him looked at me with red eyes. Most of his face was hidden behind his 

cloak collar and his black hair. But his blood red eyes were hypnotizing. I finally broke away and stared into a small man with red hair. Nothing seems dangerous about him at the moment. A blonde man with long hair tied in a ponytail stood at his side, his left eye was covered by his bangs. I still saw no danger like I did in the first three. Next was a semi-tall man- like my dad sized- who wore an orange swirly mask that reminded me of something from that Halloween movie… He was clinging to the blonde man and asking him questions… oh crap… he's gonna get on my nerves… I see a breakdown coming with that one. Onto the next queer. There was freakishly tall green and black guy with a plant surrounding his head. I almost burst out laughing.

"What?" The plant man snapped.

"What the fuck are you supposed to be? A Venus Fly Trap?" My laughter came out in bits and pieces as I spoke.

"Venus Fly Trap?!"
"Calm yourself." He said
"Why?" He asked himself.

"Oh my God! Oh Shit! Phuket, Thailand!!" I yelled, "It freaking talks to itself…!"

The group stared at me.

I shook my head and went back to examining the rest of the bunch. After the plant thingy was a pretty smexy guy. He had white slicked hair and a scythe that had 3 sickles. He wore a necklace that reminded me of the pentacle I wore, but it was different…this guy was definitely someone to worry about. Next to him was a guy who totally and completely gave me the heeby jeebies. His entire face was covered by a mask, except for his eyes. They were just emerald green circles in his sockets. Not pupil or iris. Just green space! Lastly was a chick. Thank God! She had blue hair, ok I can work with that, and a lip piercing, not too bad. Ok. So the chick was your average punk.

I stared at all of their faces one last time. All of their eyes were fixated on me. The door behind me shut.

"What the hell? Is this going to turn out like one of those gay horror flicks where I'm violently cut in half, my organs spilling onto the floor and I get eaten, still half alive?"

More weird stares. This is getting old.

Everyone, including me, jumped when the phone wrung. I slowly crawled my way through all the freaks in my room to get to the phone. I tripped on the guy with red eye's foot and almost collided with the wall. I steadied myself, fixing my hair and casually answered the phone.

"Yo yo yiggity yo!" Came a familiar voice. Thank god it wasn't my mother. I gave a relieved sigh and put the phone on speaker.

"Tami?" I said.

"No it's Morgan Freeman. Who else?"



"Sorry then."

"What's up? You were supposed to meet us at Dunkin Doughnuts after school!"

Shit. "Uh, yeah I forgot. I got tied up with, uh," I turned to look at all the faces who were watching me, "I got tied up with, company…?"

"Company? Honest to blog?"

"I know right."

"You never and I mean NEVER have company. Your family is like totally anti-social."

"Yeah. Thanks for making my folks sound like A holes!"

"Hey, it's how it goes, hun. So Dunkin Doughnuts tomorrow then?"

"No go, homeskillet. I got Cameron coming."

"Damn, girl. That guy always ruins your fun!"

I stared into the face of the guy with freaky piercings all over his face, "I don't think he's the only one."

"Omg. Did I tell you Emily's pregnant?!" Tami shouted.

The men in my room perked up somewhat. Freaks. "Really? It's probably just a food baby. Did she have a big lunch?"

"No it's not a food baby. She took like 3 pregnancy tests and she's forshizz up the spout."

"How did she even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing…"

"She drank like her whole weight in Sunny D."

"Oh Shit! She's pregnant!"

"No shit Sherlock!"

There was a beep on the phone I looked to see Cameron's number on the other line.

"Dammit. Cam is on the other line. I should take this."

"Ooh. Good luck. Don't die on me while he's there. K?"

"K. See you at school."

"Later." The line went dead. Then the phone began ringing with Cameron's number again.



I turned to the bunch of queers in my room , "Should I answer it?" I asked no one in particular.

They said nothing.

I tisked with my tongue, "Uhhh… no." I let the answering machine get it.

"Who was that?" A voice came and I realized it was the annoying guy in the Halloween mask.

"Cousin." I sighed, "Damn queer is more like it."

No one spoke.

"Alright. Seriously. Why are you here?" I finally said.

"Why are you here, hm?" The blonde man spoke.

"Uh. I like, live here and stuff… Alright. Since I can't make you leave, let's get names strait… cause I suck at names. I'll start. I'm Skye."

The perky orange masked guy stepped forward, "I'm Tobi!"

Then the blonde, "I'm Deidara."

The orange haired man next to him said, "Sasori."

The plant man spoke next, "Zetsu."

The white haired guy with the scythe stepped forward, "Hidan."

Then the green eyes creep, "Kakuzu."

The dark haired man with red eyes spoke next, "Itachi Uchiha."

Then his blue companion, "Kisame."

Next was the blue haired punk chick, "Konan

Lastly, (thank God!) was the guy with piercings, "Pein."

"Wait… Pein like Pain? What the hell is that all about… his name is somewhat normal I guess…? Anyhoo. Is that it?"

They all nodded.

"Great. Cause I think my sister's home… be right back."

Pein grabbed my shoulder, "No."

"You can't tell me what to do!" He didn't speak.



I snapped. I Changed in my wolf form and lunged at him, my razor sharp teeth piercing the flesh in his leg. He cried out.

I Changed back and wiped the blood off my mouth.

"What the hell are you?" The man called Hidan asked.

"None of your goddanged business!" I snapped and trudged out of the room.

"Skye! I'm home!" My older sister Mira called from the kitchen.

"I'm upstairs, Mira!"

There was clattering as she came up the steps. I closed my door behind me and stood against it.

"What are you doing?" She asked when she saw me.

"Oh you know, just chillaxing."

"Uh-huh." There was a moan from the inside of my room, "What was that?"

"TV?"

"Right. And what's that on your shirt?"

I looked down and saw blood splotches. Crap, "Uh. Ketchup?"

She sniffed me, being a wolf too; she had a perfect nose just like me, "Blood. What happened? Who's in there?"

"Mira, there's no one in there!"

"I don't believe you." She shoved me aside and turned the knob. She stepped through the door and shrieked, "Skye get in here NOW!!"

I hid my face and stalked inside.

"What are the Akatsuki doing in your room?!"

"Akatsuki? Oh right! Uh… well… you see… I… Happy Birthday!"

"My birthday isn't for another 3 months."

"Well… happy… Thanksgiving!"

"Thanksgiving isn't for 4 months."

"Uh… Happy Halloween?"

"No."



"Ugh fine! I was walking home from school reading Naruto aloud and opened my door and voila!"

She hugged me, "This is great!"

I stared at her dumbfounded, "HUH?!"

"This is the best thing to happen to us since we found out we were wolves!"

"That wasn't a good thing!"

"Sure it was!"

"Uh, no it wasn't as you recall… it was painful!"

"Oh whatever! Well, aren't you going to introduce me?!"

"Uh, why not." I reluctantly said.

As I introduced my 9 month older sister to; Pein, Konan, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, and Zetsu I started to think; What the hell am I doing! And What the hell am I going to do!