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As to their nighttime activities, Archer had some words.

"Why am I stuck babysitting Emiya Shirou?"

One night was fine. Two nights, acceptable. Three nights, and Archer was ready to throw the both of them out the window.

Rin had the perfect solution. "Archer. Shirou is staying with us."

Archer looked at her flatly. "What."

"Put a futon down in the other guestroom. And wash the sheets, he's coming soon."

(Archer washed the sheets. But because he was spiteful, he purposefully did not use fabric softener.)