Miki:So sorry for the long update! I promise I'll explain everything at the end of the chapter!

Kana:You bet she will! I won't let her forget.(brings out GIANT hammer)Right, Miki-chan.

Miki:(sweatdrops)Y-yes Kana-chan.(whispers)help me! please!

Kana:Miki-chan, its your turn to say the disclaimer. Let's go.(growls)

Miki:And you say your not violent.(rolls eyes)

DISCLAIMER:WE DO NOT OWN NARUTO IN ANYWAY! damn.

Kana:Okay, read the chapter! And review!


I hate my life. Why, you ask? because I'm a damn klutz, that's why! I'm walking home and I trip over my own two feet and fall in a damn bush. A BUSH! I mean really? Why a bush? Why not a ,and can't believe I'm gonna say this, cute boy? You don't see many cute looking guys, do you. Anyways, enough ranting,time to leave. I open my chocolate-brown eyes and the leaves look well, animated. I must have hit my head a little. I got up and pulled leaves and twigs out of my dark-brown hair that's down and mid-back with a little braid on the side of my head. And guess what? I bumped into something and fell on my butt.

"Great! Just great! Wasn't falling in a bush enough?" I yelled to the sky.

"Shut up stupid girl." a male voice said. I glared at the owner of the voice and my eyes went wide. I pointed a finger to a raven-haired guy 'bout I think-no, I know is 16. He glared his dark eyes at me.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

"You. What's your name?" I asked.

"Uchiha Sasuke. Now what's your name?" He told me. I know I asked to run into a cute guy,but why Sasuke? I hate him. He's too emo! Why not another Naruto guy character? Hint, hint. I glared at the sky. Soon I was shaking. Sasuke had his hand on my shoulder.

"EW! DON'T TOUCH ME, EMO DUCK-BUTT HEAD!" I yelled.

"Hey,watch it. Don't make me hurt you. Now answer my question." He demanded with a glare. I gave him a confused look.

"What question?" I asked. Sasuke sighed a heavy sigh.

"I thought Sakura and Inu were dumb. My mistake." he said. I felt a vein pop.

"DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME WITH THOSE CRAZ FANGIRL SEX-WHORES! I DON'T LIKE YOU! DON'T THINK I EVER WILL,TOO! I DON'T SEE HOW KANA LIKES YOU! YOU'RE JUST SOME EMO, REVENGE-CRAZ, BROTHER COMPLEX, DUCK-BUTT HAIR PERSON!" I yelled. Next thing I knew, a sword was on my neck.

"I won't regret killing you. Just one less idiot on this damn planet." He muttered. I couldn't speak. Damn my short temper! Always gets me in trouble.

"Just answer my question, and I'll let you go." He explained.

"My name's Shirodaira Miki. I'm only 14 years. Please don't kill me!" I repeated. He looked at me.

"Fine. Now get out of my sight, before I change my mind." He said letting me down.

"T-thanks." I stammered,"Um...do you know where Konoha is?" he glared and sighed before he answered.

"Just follow that trail and you'll be there." I walked, for I think 3 miles and only saw trees. "God,Kana,why him?" I muttered. Let's see what this adventure will bring


Miki:Okay, the reason I took FOREVER to update is because...well...um...

Kana:(raises up GIANT hammer)Don't stop. Keep going,tell them why you took forever.

Miki:(sweatdrops)I kinda...um...grabbed the...um...wrong notebook...so didn't have chapter 2 and had a really hard time coming up a new chapter 2.(bows)FORGIVE ME!

Kana:Okay, your off the hook,for now,Miki-chan. Okay, our reader! don't forget to review and also, even if you don't have a account,you can still review. But,if you don't(holds up GIANT hammer)well, you'll figure it soon enough.(grins evilly)

Miki:If you value your life, you'll review! Please! It raises our writers' spirit.