The next day Waluigi woke up and smiled. He couldn't believe it was his birthday and he actually felt happy! He expected not just Rosalina, but Bowser, Wario, and the Koopalings to show up at his birthday party! He ran into Wario's bedroom.
"Wario wake up! Wake up!" He shook his fatter sibling.
"Uhh what?"
"Guess Wah day it is? Guess! Guess!" Waluigi smiled.
"The day you shut up. Wah hahaha!" Wario pushed him off and laughed cruelly.
"No you stupid! It's my birthday! The day I was born! Unlike you cause you stupid." Waluigi slapped him. When not on the phone, the two brothers are physically abusive towards each other.
"Happy birthday." Wario said sarcastically. Wario slapped the plumber in purple pajamas and walked towards the bathroom. He brushed his teeth. Waluigi rubbed his cheek. "Birthday slap." He whispered.
Waluigi brushed his teeth and changed his clothes. He felt in so much pain but at the same time he felt excited. All of a sudden, his cellphone rang. He saw Rosalina was calling and gulped.
"Hello?" He whispered.
"Hi sexy~ happy birthday!" Rosalina flirted.
"Ugh... Thank you. I'm guessing you're coming to the party too, wah?" Waluigi said.
"Too? There's other guests?" Rosalina tilted her head.
Waluigi got nervous and hung up.
