I intend to update once a week, but don't hold your breath. I know you guys are like: Hold our breath over THAT PIECE OF CRAP?
except it has a million exclamation points and question marks. I tried to add more sexual overtones to make it seem more
'highschool-ish' but maybe I over did it, I hope it works out. Oh, and this takes place slightly before winter break, don't ask. I have 50 hits and 1 review? Where are you people?


The alarm blared loudly. The brown-haired teen tried his best to ignore it, then begrudgingly got up.

"Alright already." He punctuated it with a loud yawn as he hit the off switch. He scratched his bare stomach as he searched his disaster-of-a-dorm for his only clean uniform. He sighed and glanced at his alarm clock six was far too early to be up and about. He pulled up his required pants, buttoned them up and strode into his tiny bathroom. Kankuro picked up his toothbrush and quickly brushed them. He picked up his pristine white shirt, slipped it on, and then buttoned up his jacket over the shirt. He made his way back to the bathroom to apply his purple kabuki style make-up. Kankuro only wore it to piss his teachers off, and it worked. It was not against the rules to wear face-paint, but none of the teachers liked it. Except Sasori-sensai, whom Kankuro had passed in the halls once. Kankuro grabbed his things and gave one last loud yawn before walking out of his dorm to the school building a few blocks away.

"Anone! 'Kuro-kun!" Ukon shouted and waved running to catch up.

Kankuro waved back, "O-hayou gozaimasu!"

"You look tired, are you worried about something?" Sakon asked arriving mere seconds after Ukon.

"No. School should not start before noon, that's all." Kankuro put on a smile.

"Hell-o 'Kuro-kun!" Ukon said vying for attention.

"Enough with that! Stop it!" Kankuro demanded. Ukon adorned an appeased grin.

"Are you sure?" Sakon pressed.

"Yes, yes, I'm fine." Kankuro replied irritably.

"You look like you had a nightmare." Ukon commented.

"No, but if I did, I don't remember it."

"You don't need to remember it." Sakon said eerily. Kankuro backed away from him.

"Look, I'm fine."

"It was probably about Gaa-chan." Ukon commented as if Kankuro wasn't there.

"Hey! You can't call him that!" The brunette protested.

"Yeah, perhaps he is worried others will take advantage of poor Gaa-chan." Sakon continued. Ukon agreed, "Or maybe he's worried he'll do something with his brother."

"Stop that! Stop talking about Gaa-chan! What the hell do you mean by 'something'!" Kankuro ranted.

" I don't think he's the type to molest his brother." Sakon contemplated. Kankuro couldn't even form a sentence.

"I don't know, I know if Gaa-chan was my brother I would molest him, he's absolutely adorable!" Ukon squeaked.

"When have you seen him?" Sakon asked confused.

"Yeah! When did you see my brother!" Kankuro demanded.

"I was poking around in Kankuro's room when I found a picture of him. He has such cute red hair and beautiful little blue eyes! I noticed Kankuro has a lot of pictures of him." Ukon continued teasing.

"WHAT?" Kankuro was shocked at what the twins were insinuating.

"You'll have to show me." Sakon said dubiously.

"I will."

Flabbergasted was the only way to describe Kankuro's face as they opened the school doors.


Sunaga

"When is my Kan-chan going to get here?" came the motherly voice of Karura.

"Tomorrow." The redhead helping her cook answered.

"Do you think he's gay yet?" Karura asked with a sigh.

"He's got to be at least bi. If not he's asexual." Gaara added carrots to the broth.

"Don't even say that! It's been so long since we've seen him." Karura said remorsefully, her knife going still.

"It has." Gaara said softly, his black lids closing briefly.


Forth period

"Alas, parting is such bitter sorrow! I miss my Sakon-chan! Why isn't he here yet?" Ukon pleaded.

"I don't know." Kankuro answered dispassionately. Ukon gave a small gasp.

"Where is he?" Ukon wailed again.

"Damn, and you said I was in love with my brother." Kankuro rolled his eyes.

"It's not my fault you don't have eyes to see how sexy your brother is! Sakon-kun is very attractive." Ukon said in mock seriousness. The class had grown use to Kankuro and Ukon's bickering.

"I'm here." Sakon said.

"Yes!" Ukon said as he glomped his missing brother.

"He thinks you're sexy." Kankuro commented.

"I AM sexy. Admit it. We are sexy. You want a threesome." Sakon said. Kankuro made a gagging motion. Sakon sat next to him.

"He insulted our sexiness. We'll have to come over and dance provocatively for him. He'll be sorry!" Ukon declared and then sat down. Kankuro half believed him too, but he only laughed.


After class
Kankuro's dormitory.

Kankuro kicked off his regulation shoes and stepped into his dorm. He walked over to his much-too-small closet and grabbed a suitcase. He immediately began packing it for his trip back home. He smiled at the thought of returning to his hometown.

"Knock-knock." Sakon said as he and his twin stepped into his room.

"Your room is a mess 'Kuro-kun!" Ukon informed him.

"What? You don't have enough room to dance?" Kankuro asked with a laugh.

"No, we do our best dancing," Ukon paused to pull Sakon near, "close." He finished.

"I can already feel my cock rising." He said, stuffing clothes into his bag.

"You know it!"

"We came to help pack." Sakon conceded.

"Saaakkkkooonnnn, you weren't supposed to tell!" Ukon whined. Kankuro chuckled at his friend's expense.

"I don't think our dance was working anyway. Oh! Gaa-chan's picture!" Ukon said digging through Kankuro's drawers.

"Hey! I keep my clothes in there!" Kankuro yelled as Ukon pulled out his boxers, making a point play with them. Ukon looked thoughtful then stuck Kankuro's boxers on Sakon's head.

"Hey! My boxers!" Kankuro scrambled to pull them off. Ukon placed another pair on his own head and Kankuro tackled him. His legs ended upstraddling Ukon's waist as Sakon wrapped his arms around Kankuro's neck.

"Hey! An orgy! Why weren't we invited?" Itachi asked his brother.

"Itachi-kun!" Ukon ran to glomp him, boxers still defiantly placed atop his head.

"Um, boxers? On your head?" Itachi gently pucked them off with his free hand.

"Mine!" Kankuro snatched the boxers and glared at Ukon. Ukon scampered back to Kankuro's dresser drawer and pulled out the elusive album.

"Oi! Put that down!" Kankuro commanded. The other three rushed to see the picture of Gaara.

"He's so kawaii!"

"Awww!"

"Adorable!"

"Hn."

"That's all you can say about him, Sasuke-kun?" Itachi asked.

"Hey! Leave my photo album alone!" Kankuro grabbed the tiny booklet and snapped it shut.

"I have to pack! Unless you're going to do a provocative dance I suggest you leave." Kankuro added to lighten the mood.

"We tried but you are a prude! Itachi-kun, Sasuke-kun, you try! He's a prude! P-R-U-D-E!" Ukon teased.

"No I'm not!" He yelled as he continued to pack.

"Hey when do you leave?"

"Tomorrow morning, it's a long flight. I won't get there until five."

"That's right you live in Sunaga." Ukon said hopping on his bed. Kankuro stuffed the last of his clothes into the bag and grabbed his toothbrush.

"Ah, all done." Kankuro announced.

"We have to visit Kiba, and say good-bye." Sakon said.

"Yeah I'll come too," Kankuro was distracted by his cell ringing; he checked the ID, Temari. "I'll catch up." The other four nodded and headed to Kiba's dorm.

"Moshi moshi! How are you?"

"Eh, I'm fine. I miss you guys. Dad's being a pain. How are you?"

"I miss you too I suppose. I'm heading out to say good-bye to my friends; I head out to Sunaga tomorrow. What's dad doing?"

"He wants me to learn how to 'manage money' better."

"Another shopping spree?"

"Yeah." She sighed. Kankuro sniggered to himself.

"Mom can't wait to see you. Prepare yourself." She added.

"Yeah, I'm a little anxious." He replied.

"I better let you go. I miss you. Love ya, mean it!"

"Miss you too. Talk to you soon." He said then hung up the phone. He then raced out of the room to say good-bye to Kiba.


Sorry about all the switching that won't happen so much.

Anone: (see last chapter)
O-hayou gozaimasu: Good morning! (of course.)
Kawaii: (If you don't know then I'm a little shocked) Cute, though it is usually used by itself. Just deal with it.
Moshi moshi: Hello, but only on phones.

Well that wraps it up. Hope you enjoyed!