Hey everyone! First chapter. Yay! Lemon warning for a bit later in the chapter. Go on and beat your meat until it's sore!

"Hey Josh, I'm going out to my job!" I said.

"Alright man, the NRG is mine. You can take the Sanchez."

"Got it!" I did a double check of what I had. Colt Python 1994 Military grade Pistol? Check. Tazer? Check. Ipod? Check. Enough potato chips to last a family in Africa for three years? Check. Just one more thing. I grabbed three cans of Jumpstart and walked out the door.

I was halfway to work when I saw a girl getting mugged.

"Help! That man just stole my necklace!" I did the only natrual thing that came to mind. I shot his leg from the bike, got out and gave the girl her necklace back."T-Thank you! My name is Alice, by the way. I run the Pizza Hut down that way. If you ever need any food, come by! It's on the house."

"Thank you. My name is James. I will come over." She gave me a hug and ran off in the direction of the Pizza Hut.

"Bye!" She yelled as she blew a kiss to me.

I couldn't stop thinking about Alice on my way to work. She was so hot! I tried to get her out of my mind, but I can't. Coming into the parking lot, I saw a man walking out of the pizzaria.

"Hello! Are you the new recruit? John, Joe-"

"James." I said, kind of annoyed that my boss doesn't remember my name. "Oh, right. Well, you work the graveyard shift. If you ever need any help, my speed dial is on the phone. See ya!" He hopped into a Corvette and drove off into the night.

I walked inside to find three animatronics.

"Damn, it has some good looking animatronics." I said. I walked to the office, but a sign stopped me. Sorry, out of order! It said. I snuck a peek and saw a good-looking Vixen inside.

"Whoever designed these must work in Playboy magazine or some shit." I stepped into the office. I went inside. I saw a phone. It started up a message

"Um, Hell- " I, being the dumbass I am, shot it.

"Fuck!" I heard someone say. I was paranoid by this point. I slowly switched on the cameras. I saw that the bunny was gone. I shut the doors, but it was too late. I saw the bunny behind me. We both screamed.

"Holy shit!" I tried opening the door, but it was jammed.

"Umm, Hi." She said.

"H-H-Hi." I said. Shaking with fear, I sat down.

"Here, this should calm you down." She came close and kissed me. My eyes widened. My vision faded to black and when it came back I was naked.

I couldn't control myself at that point. I kissed her, and she did something I would never expect. She tackled me then started to blow me. Her head was bobbing up and down. I felt like I was in a trance. I started to feel my dick throbbing. She felt it too, though, because she moved faster. I grunted as my hot semen shot down her throat. She kissed me and left the office, working some sort of voodoo shit on my insides. I fell asleep and woke up to my alarm.

I mindlessly got up and walked out of the building, got on the bike and drove aimlessly to the Pizza Hut, where I ate something other than robot pussy. I drove home.

"How was it?" Josh asked me. "Uneventful." I said.