A/N: Okay, I FINALLY updated. You people who asked and wanted this, you're welcome. Sorry it took so long! And I have a feeling Ed's a tad bit… OOC and didn't get much of the spotlight last chapter, so here you go Eddy boy! This chapter I get to torture him… AT THE BALL! MWAH HA HA HA- *chokes* COUGHCOUGHCOUGH… gah, gotta stop doing that… meh, don't care. MWAH HA HA!

I checked out the reviews to the last chapter, and I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. Someone named Elizabeth thought Ed and Haruhi dressed in the same stall in the end. NO THEY DID NOT. Ed already knew Haruhi's a girl, so he was in a different stall! Also thanks to everyone who reviewed! TouchDouche, gwntan12, and Elizabeth. And SERIOUSLY?! WOW! 10 FAVS and 11 FOLLOWS FOR ONE CHAPTER?! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! Also, that Suzushima guy, the Hosts call him Suzushima, I call him Toro.

The bells of the tall clock tower rang out into the cool spring air, and Haruhi sighed. SHE closed her notebook and placed it into her bag. Looking over, she sweatdropped at the piles upon piles of books next to her. Haruhi peeked over the edge to see a blond head buried in a rather think textbook. His gold eyes raced across the page at an alarming speed.

'Is he even reading it?'

She shook his shoulder. Fwip. No response. She shook him harder. Fwip, fwip. She growled. They're gonna be late for the Host Club! Haruhi grabbed the book and pulled it out of Ed's hands. He paused for a moment, staring at the place where the book had been. Realization dawned on him, and he glared at her. Haruhi started to regret taking the book.

"Haruhi," Ed growled. "That's the last one, and I'm on the last page!"

She blinked. 'No way…' She glanced at the book wall. There were nearly thirty-seven books there! "We're gonna be late for the Host Club!" she argued. He blinked in bewilderment.

"Really?" He sighed. "Fine." Ed got up and snatched the book back. Placing it in his bag, Ed ran out the door, Haruhi hot on his tail.

'Crap, we're gonna be late! I'll never hear the end of it!' They both thought.

Haruhi skidded to a stop in front of the so called, 'abandoned' music room, and opened the door. As usual, rose pedals fluttered out, and Ed waved them aside. "Welcome!" The Hosts cheered.

Everything was not normal. Palm trees and tropical plants were everywhere, and animals crawled around the treetops. A snake made its way up a tree, while a chameleon slowly crawled across a bush. The heat poured out onto the surprised teens. Everyone else was wearing tropical clothes. "Why are you wearing skirts and dresses?" Ed blurted.

Tamaki blinked. "What? No, no, no… this is our tropical paradise!"

Ed groaned. "I can't believe I had to join this Club!"

Haruhi moaned. 'Can you see this… from Heaven mom? This is the Club I was forced to join.'

"You finally made it Haruhi and Edward. You're so late." Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison.

"I could be wrong," Ed started. "But my calendar says it's still early spring."

Tamaki smiled and twirled around. "Hiding under tables and shivering is nonsense. And besides, the heating system we have is…" He dramatically posed. "THE BEST!"

"Do you have a problem with how we run our club? Be careful what you say, you two owe us eight million yen." Kyoya stated.

Ed groaned. "Yeah yeah…"

"Gentlemen don't bundle up in bulky clothing," Tamaki said, dramatically posing again with a fan. "It may be chilly early spring out there in the real world, but here in the Club, we want to surprise our chilly little kittens with a warm, tropical paradise!" He pulled Ed and Haruhi close, an arm around their necks. "Yes, we've turned this place into Nirvana! A balmy, tropical island of everlasting summer!"

"That's funny, because I feel a massive chill right now." Haruhi muttered, and Ed nodded agreement.

…o0X0o…

"What heartlessness," Tamaki said dramatically. "Even with my skin, shining like brilliant ivory, exposed by my botany's king outfit," He pulled a girl in close. "I am no more than a slave before my goddess, swearing my eternal loyalty."

The girl sighed. "Oh Tamaki…"

"Lucky…" Another girl swooned. "Oh wow…"

Tamaki stood up. "Oh, I almost forgot to mention ladies. Next week the Host Club's sponsoring a party."
Ed stopped. "A party…?"

"What kind of party is it going to be? Formal?" He looked over at the Hitachiin Twin's table.

Hikaru nodded. "Yes, in fact, we've rented the school's largest hall."

"It's the perfect place for dancing." Kaoru agreed.

Hikaru pulled Kaoru close. Their eyes met. "But I really wanted to spend some alone time with you, Kaoru."

"Don't be upset Hikaru," Kaoru whispered, eyes slowly gazing into his twin's. "I know exactly how you feel."

The girls squealed, and Haruhi sweatdropped. "They seem more worked up than usual…"

"Showing some skin proves popular with the ladies." Kyoya explained, writing something in his notebook.

"So are you the one who came up with this tropical paradise idea?" Haruhi asked, looking at the trees.

"I have no authority in decisions," Kyoya said calmly. "All of the Club's politics have been laid out by the Club's King, Tamaki." He mysteriously grinned. "But, I guess there's no harm in admitting I slipped a Bali photo book onto his desk."

Haruhi sweatdropped, 'So he's the real brains behind this operation…'

…o0X0o…

"TA-DA!" Hunny jumped up, wearing a necklace of flowers around his neck.

"OH YOU'RE SO CUTE HUNNY!" The girls gushed.

"HIYA LADIES! I love these bows and these flowers! We had them flown in!"

Hunny giggled, and Mori walked by and looked at him, poker-faced. Hunny looked up and beamed. "Takashi!" He climbed up Mori's leg, then torso, and then neck, and placed an identical ring of flowers around his neck. Hunny hugged him lovingly. "There! We match!"

One girl fainted while the other caught her, swooning at Mori and Hunny, "Aww! They're covered in camellias!"

'I'm still thoroughly confused by the two of them.' Edward thought.

"Um, Haruhi?" She looked over at a short haired brunette. "Aren't you going to wear a tropical outfit like the other boys?"

"I'd like to see that." Another agreed.

"O-oh n-no…" She held up her hands in mock surrender. "I just don't think it's appropriate to wear anything other than early spring attire in early spring, y'know?"

"We have one ready for you Haruhi and Edward!" Tamaki tried. "I think you two will like it. Haruhi and I match and Ed's in gold!"

"NO WAY!" Ed yelled.

"No thanks." Haruhi groaned.

The girls gushed. "Wow Haruhi, you're really faithful to the different seasons, aren't you?" "That's so great! I hope the cherry blossoms are in full bloom on the night of the party!" "The two of us dancing among the cherry blossoms, it's so dreamy!"

…o0X0o…

Ed sweatdropped, 'At least Haruhi has an excuse…'

"Edward? Aren't you feeling a little hot in that?" He looked at the girl sitting across from him. Truth was he was burning up. 'Okay Ed, say something!', "Ah, not really,"

She blushed, and squealed.

"So, Edward, why do you wear your hair so long?"

He shrugged. "Well, I honestly don't really know. I guess I've traveled so much I never really bothered to cut it. Now that I think about it, I kinda like it."

The girls cuddled together and stared at him with wide eyes, as if Ed were an animal in a zoo. "

Edward sweatdropped, thinking, 'Seriously?' The girls swooned, squealing, "SOOO CUTE!"

"Excuse me," Ed looked up to see a young lady. She had shoulder length brown hair and warm chocolate eyes. "I think it's time for the clients to switch Hosts."

He blinked. "Oh, you must be my next appointment. Miss… uh…"

"Konoko... Konoko Kazuko." Bending down, she cupped his chin in her palm and looked in his eyes. "You know, you're cuter than I expected." Ed slightly blushed in embarrassment. "I've decided. From now on, you're my new favorite Host." Tamaki gasped in utter shock in the background.

…o0X0o…

Slurp. Slurp. Sluuurrrp. 'I can't take this anymore…' Tamaki thought glumly, slurping a bowl of ramen.

"Hey boss." Hikaru called. "Could you stop eating that commoner's ramen?"

"We need help over here with the party planning!" Kaoru added.

"He shouldn't be surprised," Kyoya said, typing something on his laptop. "She's had the disease for a while now."

Haruhi blinked. "Disease…?"

Ed raised an eyebrow. "She's looks fine to me. I didn't see any trace of an illness."

"She's got the 'Host Hopping' disease…" Kaoru supplied.

"…A.K.A. the 'never-the-same-guy-twice' disease." Hikaru added.

"Usually, our guests choose a favorite Host and visit them regularly. However, Princess Konoko

tends to change her favorites… on a regular basis." Kyoya said without looking up.

Hunny nodded, and looked at Kyoya's screen. "That's right, because she chose you Edo-chan, she was with Tama-chan!"

"So basically Tamaki's jealous because she chose Edward?" Haruhi asked in a bored tone.

"SHUT UP! I COULD CARE LESS!" Tamaki wailed. "I'm running out of patience." He pointed at Ed and Haruhi. "Haruhi, I don't get why you get along so well with the ladies if YOU YOURSELF ARE A LADY! IT'S TIME YOU STARTED DRESSING LIKE A GIRL!" He whirled around to Ed, who inwardly cursed. "And you! I don't get why you, Edward Elric, the so-called 'shy-yet-cool' guy manages to do well socializing! AND You LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE A GIRL TO GET ALONG WELL WITH GIRLS!"

"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL! I'M NOT SHY, AND I CAN SCOCIALIZE YOU KNOW!" Edward bellowed.

"NO ONE IN THE SCHOOL KNOWS YOUR SECRETS EXEPT FOR THOSE OF US HERE!"

"They opted out of taking gym classes." Hikaru said.

"And the attendance numbers are all mixed together so no one can really tell." Kaoru nodded.

Tamaki ran off and pulled back a trunk. He threw it open and pulled out two picture frames, and shoved them in Ed and Haruhi's faces.

One was of a young middle school girl, with long, silky brown hair, bangs, and a big smile. The other was of a young, eight year old boy with choppy blond hair, bangs framing his face, and a strange antenna like strand of hair sticking up in the center. He had a big grin on his face, and was showing whoever took the picture a rather big largemouth bass, still on the fishing hook.

"DADDY WANTS YOU TWO TO GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE!"

"DON'T GO PULLING OUT MY PHOTOS WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST!" Haruhi screamed.

"HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT, ALL THE PHOTOS IN MY HOUSE WERE BURNED!" Ed yelled in surprise.

"The more I look at these pictures, the more amazed I am." Hikaru noted. Two images floated around in their heads. One of Ed and Haruhi before, and one of how they looked when they first came to the school. "How can those turn into that?"

"The day before school started, some kid in my neighborhood got some gum in my hair. It's a real pain to get gum out of long hair, so I decided to chop it all off." Haruhi explained. "I didn't care if I looked like a dude."

"Well, as you know, I lost an arm and replaced it with automail, and that was when I was ten. So I never did bother cutting my hair since I only had one arm for a while. When I started traveling I never had time to. Now, I just don't care." Ed shrugged.

Tamaki's eyes watered in frustration. "A GIRL SHOULD NEVER REFER TO HERSELF AS A DUDE! AND A DUDE SHOULDN'T LOOK SO GIRLY!"

"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL, DAMN IT!"

"Mama!" Tamaki ignored Ed and looked over at Kyoya. "Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again!"

Kaoru sweatdropped, and looked at Kyoya. "I'm sorry, but who's 'mama'?"

"Based on Club position, I'd assume it's me." Kyoya said calmly.

"I don't see why you're being such a crybaby." Ed moaned. "Seriously, grow up!"

"Look, we're working as Hosts to pay back our eight million yen debt. As errand boys it'll NEVER happen." Haruhi nodded.

"Hate to change the subject, but do you two have formal dancing experience? You're gonna need it at the party." Kaoru stated.

Ed blinked. "Uh… yeah…" (A/N: What? He's in the military, yeah, but I decided he SHOULD have some experience. Hawkeye would have seen to that, unless Edo here wanted a bullet to the head… He had to learn it before winding up here… MWAH HA HA!)

Haruhi paled. "Uh, no… but the party doesn't have anything to do with our quota, right? I'm not interested in going to events so if I could be excused…?"

Tamaki's sobs stopped. He glanced at the two with an evil gleam in his eyes. "Defiantly not; a refined gentleman must know how to dance… If you want to live the life of a Host that badly, you're going to have to show us how far you're willing to go Haruhi," He demonstrated a dancing pose. "I order you to master the waltz in one week." He spun around. "And you will demonstrate it to us at the party!" He pointed at Haruhi. "Or I'll tell the whole school you're a girl!" Haruhi twitched. "And lower you back down to errand boy!"

…o0X0o…

"Quick, quick, slow… quick, quick, slow… quick, quick, slow…" Tamaki slowly gazed across the room at Haruhi and Konoko, who were practicing the waltz across the room. Ed stood nearby, smirking at them. "Good work Haruhi." Konoko complimented. "Now on the 'slow', you should bring your feet together…" Haruhi flushed in embarrassment. "No you must remember, the gentleman always leads, and make sure to look at the lady you're dancing with…"

"Got it!" Haruhi confirmed. "Ugh… w-w-WAUGH!"

They toppled over with Haruhi on top of Konoko. "I-I'm so sorry Miss Kazuko!" Haruhi stammered. Konoko looked at her, and placed her arms around Haruhi's neck. "No, it's okay…"

Ed walked over and offered his hands. "Can I help you two up?"

They looked up at him, and Konoko nodded. She reached up and grabbed his left, and Haruhi caught his right.

'Cold… Hm, that's to be expected.' Haruhi thought as she got up.

"You're such a gentleman, acting like that." Konoko noted.

Edward blinked. "Acting…?"

Konoko smirked. "I've seen you outside of school. You're nothing like you act here at the club."

He slightly blushed in embarrassment. "Ah… you're right…" He grinned mischievously. "Then I'll just do things over again." He held out his left hand. "Names Edward Elric, call me Ed, 'cause people who call me Edward either hate me or want to kill me."

Konoko blinked. "Ah, alright." She shook his hand. "Princess Konoko Kazuko. Call me Konoko," She smiled and leaned in close, their noses nearly touching. "Ed."

Edward's eyes widened, and a soft pink rose to his cheeks. "O-okay Konoko…" He led her and Haruhi to a table, and Konoko looked at the teacup in front of her. Her brown eyes softened. "Oh, it's a Jinori…"

Haruhi sweatdropped. "Jinori?"

Kyoya nodded, "You have a keen eye Miss Kazuko. The shipment came in not too long ago. The club decided to upgrade the guest's tea sets."

Konoko gazed into the cup. "I see… what a pretty color… How lovely…"

Tamaki blinked and looked at her, gears turning in his head.

"You must be really into table wear, huh?" Ede commented, raising an eyebrow.

She blinked and quickly set it down, her face blushing madly. "N-No! Of course not! W-what gave you that silly idea Ed?"

Haruhi blinked. 'She obviously knows a lot about it, why would she lie…?'

The door opened, and a teenager with short cropped black hair, dark brown eyes, wearing a tan colored sweater, a white T-Shirt underneath, and a red tie. "Hello? I'm here with the new teacups you ordered."

"Ah, thank you very much." Kyoya said.

Konoko quietly gasped and looked over her shoulder. Edward glanced between her and the newcomer curiously. A puzzle piece clicked into place.

"Every piece you've chosen has been quite popular with the ladies. I'm quite impressed."

"That's good to hear." The boy smiled.

"So, do you sell tea sets?" Haruhi asked curiously. She walked up and took the box from his hands

"No, I'm just a regular student. Can't you tell by the uniform?" He shook his head politely.

"Heh, I can't blame you for not knowing, Haruhi." Konoko chuckled. All eyes turned to her. "I mean, he doesn't really look like an heir to a first class company." The teen looked at her in surprise.

Haruhi raised an eyebrow. "First class company?"

"His family business, The Suzushima Trading Company, deals primarily in the importing of table wear." Kyoya explained. "They currently have the top market share in the country."

Ed whistled. "Impressive, man,"

"So when anything exceptional comes in, we asked him to send it our way." Haruhi looked between Konoko and the boy, Toro. "He has a great eye for fine shine art. Don't you, Suzushima?"

Toro chuckled, scratching the back of his head in embarrassment. "You really think so? I still have a lot to learn."

"Aren't you leaving next month to study in Broad in England?"Kyoya asked.

"Yes, I am… Well, I'd better go now." Toro confirmed. Konoko looked down sadly, and Ed narrowed his eyes.

"So, are you enjoying the Host Club?" Tamaki asked.

"I have a feeling you and that guy are pretty close." Edward commented, and she whirled around to face him, cheeks red hot.

"W-what?! Don't be ridiculous! What makes you say that Ed?! We hardly know each other!" She quickly got up, face still red. "N-now if you'll excuse me, take care…" She scurried away, leaving Ed sweatdropping.

"EDO-CHAN!" Hunny cried, tackling him.

"WAUGH! Hunny! Don't do that!" He yelped, nearly toppling over.

"Guess what! They do know each other! Suzushima is Kazuko-chan's fiancé!"

Tamaki raised an eyebrow. "How long have you known about this Kyoya?"

"About the two of them being engaged?" Kyoya readjusted his glasses, and opened his notebook. "As you know, I conduct general searches on all of our customers. The two of them were childhood friends. It seems their engagement was arranged by their parents. I didn't think the information would benefit us, so I disregarded it."

Tamaki leaned in. "I see…"

Kyoya looked at his notebook. Pictures of Suzushima and Konoko were taped in with information written neatly underneath. "Toro Suzushima… Outstanding grades, normal social status, he's ordinary looking, but reliable. I'd phone him for anything."

"He doesn't have much presence." Hikaru added.

"And he's faint hearted." Kaoru nodded.

"So in other words," Kyoya closed his notebook. "He's boring."

Ed and Haruhi sweatdropped. 'I had no idea they were so merciless towards other guys.'

"Suzushima is a good boy…" Hunny looked at them from Mori's shoulders with wide eyes. "…right?"

"Yeah." Mori replied, poker faced.

"All right everyone," Tamaki said, walking forward. "we're going to have to work on our strategy."

"Which one?" Everyone asked in unison.

"Men, it is our job," he looked up, eyeing everyone in the eyes. "As the elite Ouran Host Club," He narrowed his eyes, "To make every girl happy!"

…o0X0o…

"It is so good to see you here, my little lambs." Tamaki raised a hand into the dim lighting of the hall. "The Ouran Host Club would like to bid you," He bowed as the lights turned on. "Welcome." Everyone was dressed up, girls in fancy, sparkling dresses, and the men in neat suits.

Men sitting nearby started playing their violins, violas, and cellos as the girls swooned at the sight of all eight Hosts. They clapped in awe as they all bowed, Ed and Haruhi were a bit stiff, but nobody noticed.

"As usual ladies," Kyoya started. "The Host Club members are here for your entertainment. So we invite you to dance to your heart's content. Based on her dancing skills, one lucky girl will be chosen as tonight's queen." All the girls' eyes widened with hopefulness. "The queen's reward will be a passionate kiss on the cheek, from our king."

They all gasped at the thought. Tamaki winked. "Good luck to you, my darlings." They all blushed and squealed, hearts dancing around their eyes. One fainted from the pressure as a light pink heart seeped out of her mouth.

Ed and Haruhi moaned uncomfortably. The twins looked at them and both placed their hands on their hips. "Edward and Haruhi, show some enthusiasm!"

Ed's left eye twitched in annoyance. "Well geez. I don't go to formal partys, and I don't like dressing up! I've only gone to the Sheep Festival and the Winter and Summer Solstice Festivals held in my hometown six years ago!"

Haruhi rolled her eyes. "I've only gone to the festivals held in my neighborhood park…"

Kyoya raised an eyebrow. "Sheep…? I don't think none of those would be considered parties…" He looked up from his notebook. "Well, since you two are already here, you might as well get something to eat." Haruhi and Ed looked up. "We've got quite a spread."

Ed grinned, "Long as it doesn't have milk in it, I'm game!"

"A spread…?" Haruhi muttered. She slightly blushed in embarrassment. "With… fancy tuna?"

Kyoya's pen snapped.

Hunny, the Hitachiin twins, and Tamaki gasped.

"Fan-"

"-Cy-"

"-Tuna?!" Tamaki grabbed the railing and somersaulted over the edge, landing next to the group. The twins were rubbing their cheeks against Haruhi's red face, and Hunny stared wide eyed with curiosity. Mori remained poker faced. Tamaki pointed at Kyoya who brought out his phone and started texting. "Kyoya! Get us some fancy tuna ASAP! And get Ed something without milk!"

Kyoya nodded. "Better add some deluxe sushi to the mix."

Ed covered his mouth, cheeks bright red, as he struggled to hold back his laughter. Haruhi's eye twitched. 'I hate these rich jerks…'

…o0X0o…

Music floated through the air, as the Hosts twirled around with beautifully dressed girls. Hunny giggled childishly as a brunette laughed and spun him around. Ed smirked at them from a pillar next to Haruhi. They didn't notice the four girls behind them staring longingly at them. They nervously blushed as the same thought crossed their minds, 'Please dance with me…' "Excuse me, Edward?"

The girls quickly sunk back behind the pillar as Ed looked over at Konoko. "Hey,"

Konoko wore a spaghetti strap night blue dress, with silky fabric wrapped around her arms. "I've been looking all over you… Would you like to have the next dance?"

He shrugged, "Sure, don't have anything else better to do right now…"

Two girls whimpered and glanced at them enviously as the other two smirked, seeing Haruhi still free.

Hunny leaned in towards Tamaki as Mori glanced in Ed and Haruhi's direction. "Kazuko-chan's here!"

Tamaki nodded. "Alright men, let us commence with our operation."

Ed yelped as he felt a hand scoop him up off the ground, with a very surprised Haruhi next to him. Mori raced off with the two slung over his back like a sack of potatoes, leaving a bewildered Konoko staring at him. "W-what…? Kid…napped…?"

Tamaki looked at her, and smirked. 'Perfect.'

…o0X0o…

Poker faced Mori walked into the changing room, where Hikaru, Kaoru, Kyoya, and Hunny were waiting. He gently put down an annoyed Ed and Haruhi.

"I still don't like this…" Edward grumbled.

"You didn't have to be so forceful!" Haruhi scolded, But Hikaru and Kaoru shoved bundles of clothes into their arms.

"Never mind that, go get changed!"

Ed pouted childishly. "I understand why she has to do it, but why me?!"

"You're the only one in the group with long hair." Everyone said in unison, pointing at him.

Edward sighed, and Hunny shoved them into two different stalls. "C'mon!" (A/N: What? It's only temporary… and I did say I was gonna do something to the guy…)

…o0X0o…

"A little accident towards the end of the night could be interesting." Kyoya remarked, and he checked his watch. "And remember you two, it's only twenty minutes until the party reaches its climax."

A small rustle was heard from Haruhi's stall.

"Suzushima is already waiting for you at the end of the hall."

The curtains to Haruhi's stall pulled back, followed by Ed, who glared at them.

…o0X0o…

Ed's eye twitched irritably as Kaoru bent down applying make-up onto his face. Hikaru followed suit with Haruhi. "We know this is the boss's strategy but it's kind of unsettling."

"YOU THINK?!" Ed screeched.

The doors slammed open, revealing a very annoyed Tamaki. "What are you all doing?! The guests are waiting for-" he stopped as Ed and Haruhi stood up.

Haruhi had soft brown eyes, straight, mid back length chestnut hair, with bangs. She wore a simple light pink, sleeveless dress that came down to her knees, and a small pink purse hung at her side.

Next to her stood Ed, who tried for an innocent smile. He had his long golden hair down, and his stern gold eyes glared at him, not matching his lips. He had on a cerulean blue dress that went down to his knees, with a black belt hung loosely around his waist. Black boots adorned his legs, covering the metal. He wore white gloves and a thin, dark blue sweater, hiding his arm.

"Happy now?" He grumbled, face light pink. "I can't believe you're making me do this…"

"Who's the girl?" Tamaki asked bluntly.

"IT'S ME! EDWARD!" Ed screamed. "I'M NOT A GIRL!"

"Wow! You two look so cute!" Hunny exclaimed as Haruhi awkwardly walked past. "My face feels heavy and it's hard to walk in these shoes." She grumbled.

Ed shrugged. "I've endured a lot, but nothing can match this…" 'Not even getting impaled through the stomach matches this humiliation…' He finished mentally.

"Good luck Haruhi and Edward!" The twins encouraged in unison.

Tamaki goggled at Haruhi as she waddled away. "I can't believe… She's so pretty…"

…o0X0o…

Toro looked behind him as the doors opened. He blinked and held up two letters. "You two are the ones who wrote these letters?" Haruhi and Ed walked out of the shadows and into the moonlight. "You're totally different than what I imagined."

Ed raised an eyebrow. "Letter…?" Toro handed them the letters, and Ed and Haruhi sweatdropped at the mere sight of them.

Haruhi's read:

I'm in LOVE! LOVE!

From the very moment I saw you, I've been head over heels in LOVE!

Tee hee! It's like my heart is stuck in a never ending typhoon!

And these feelings of LOVE keep whipping around like the breaking waves!

When the typhoon's rising waters come, I want to dance with you on Noah's Ark!

I DO! I DO!

Ed's wasn't much better:

I LOVE YOU!
I've always LOVED you ever since I saw you!

It's almost as if my heart's overflowing with LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!

The flood of LOVE keeps overflowing and bursting,

And it makes me want to dance around in the skies with you!

There's no one else who could make me feel this LOVE!

They both thought, 'Who came up with such a stupid letter?' The images of Kyoya, Hikaru, and Kaoru appeared in their heads.

"Excuse me, but have we met before?" Toro asked uncomfortably.

Haruhi immanently panicked. "NO! I-I've never talked to you in my life!"

Ed simply shook his head. "Sorry, but no, we haven't…"

"I'm sorry," Toro sighed. "I'm flattered by your letters, but I'm afraid I don't feel the same way…" He gave them an apologetic look. "You see, another girl's already captured my heart."

Haruhi blinked. "Oh, I'm sorry…"

"We didn't know you had a girlfriend…" Ed murmured.

Toro sighed. "Unfortunately, she's not my girlfriend. In fact, I think she's completely over me…" He gazed out the window as vibrant pink cherry blossoms fluttered to the ground. "In all honesty, she'd be happier with someone more self-confident than me."

…o0X0o…

"Where are you taking me, Tamaki?" Konoko gave the Host Club's King a baffled look.

"You know Konoko, you're not the kind of girl who's good at manipulating others." He said coolly. Konoko's eyes widened in surprise. "I have you all figured out Konoko. I know you're switching from Host to Host to get his attention. And I've noticed you always looked happiest, gazing into a teacup." She gasped.

FLASHBACK

A young, five year old Toro climbed up onto the chair, and hebeamed at the young Konoko on the other side. "Check it out Konoko!"

"So pretty…" She breathed.

"There's a Witchwood, and a Foli… Here's an Oyster… Over there's a Jinori and a Mison…" He looked up at Konoko. "Someday you're gonna be my wife Konoko, so I'll tell you about all of them!"

She smiled and eagerly nodded.

END FLASHBACK

"…It's pointless… No matter how hard I try, he never notices me…" Konoko whispered, eyes watering. "And now he's decided to study in Broad… without… without even telling me…"

…o0X0o…

"That's why I wanted to change, I wanted to see the world… And hopefully become a better man." Toro gazed sadly out the window. "I know it's selfish, but I wonder if she'll wait for me…"

Ed raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, you're right, that is pretty selfish of you."

Toro froze as an imaginary arrow shot through his chest.

"But maybe she will wait." Haruhi added quickly. "You'll never know unless you tell her how you feel." He blinked in surprise at the two.

"You OBVIOUSLY have strong feelings for her, so why not go ahead and talk to her?" Ed asked.

"I think once you've decided to change, then you've already begun your transformation." Haruhi agreed.

Ed grinned. "C'mon, don't look so surprised. You gotta try looking at things from her perspective. She likes you, and doesn't want you leaving."

The doors behind them opened, and Ed and Haruhi whirled around as Toro looked up in surprise. Konoko stared at them with wide eyes.

"Konoko…"

She quickly looked down, trying to hide her hurt with a forced smile. "O-oh I'm sorry… I didn't mean to interrupt you three… I just…"

Tears trickled down her cheeks as a sob escaped her lips, and she quickly ran off. "KONOKO!" Toro exclaimed as he chased after her.

Ed and Haruhi ran to the door as Konoko and Toro raced off down the hall. Tamaki stood there smirking.

"It looks like we just made things worse." Haruhi muttered.

"Well, he went after her, didn't he?" Tamaki asked calmly.

Haruhi blinked in surprise as realization dawned on her. She sighed. "It's our job, as the elite Ouran Host Club, to make every girl happy."

…o0X0o…

Konoko ran across the yard, Toro hot on her tail. He quickly reached out and grabbed her wrist, stopping the two. Spotlights shined on them as the doors to the balconies opened. Girls and the Host Club, including Ed and Haruhi back in male clothes, walked out.

"Ladies and gentlemen," Tamaki's voice rang out, and the two looked up at him in surprise. "It is time for the final dance of this evening's festivities." The girls gasped excitedly. "The last waltz of the night has been chosen by the Host Club for," He pointed to Konoko and Toro. "This couple."

Konoko gasped in shock. Toro took a deep breath, and held out his hand to Konoko. "Princess Kazuko, may I have this dance?" Her eyes widened, and she slowly nodded, taking his hand.

Music softly rang into the night as the two glided around the yard.
"I love you Konoko…" Toro whispered softly. "I've always loved you, and I want you to be my wife…"

"Tonight… marks the end of my Host hopping."

Tamaki smiled. "MAY THIS AWKWARD COUPLE BE FOREVER BLESSED!"

"And now we'll be announcing the queen of tonight's party!" Hikaru announced, holding a banana peel.

"Congratulations Princess Konoko Kazuko! You're tonight's queen!" Kaoru added, also holding a banana peel.

"And for her reward, a kiss on the cheek from the King!" Hikaru exclaimed, banana peel gone.

"You ready?" Tamaki asked dramatically, winking.

"And Haruhi Fujioka will stand in for Tamaki!" Kaoru added with a smirk, banana peel gone.

Tamaki and Haruhi's eyes widened. "EHH?!"

The twins shrugged. "Kyoya did say a little accident towards the evening could make the night a little more interesting for everyone." They both fist bumped Ed, who smirked at his little idea.

Konoko worriedly looked at them. Toro leaned in. "It's just on the cheek, right? You should accept it. It's to commemerate graduating from Host Hopping." She slowly nodded.

"There's no way I'm kissing her." Haruhi grumbled.

"If you do it, we'll cut your debt by one third." Kyoya prompted.

Haruhi blinked."Well, it is just a peck on the cheek…"

She walked down the stairs as Hunny thought for a moment. "Hey, you don't think this is Haru-chan's first kiss, do you?"

Tamaki gasped. "WHAT?!"

She leaned in to Konoko's cheek.

Tamaki leapt forward. "WAIT HARUHI!" He slipped on a banana peel, and accidently pushed Haruhi's back, and she fell forward, landing a kiss on Konoko's lips.

Toro and Tamaki gasped, and Tamaki fell to the ground. Girls squealed and Ed tried hiding his snickers.

Konoko glanced at Toro worriedly, and he gave her a nervous laugh. Haruhi blinked. 'I never thought I'd end up giving my first kiss to another girl…' She looked at Konoko and Toror. 'But it was such an amazing night.'

A/N: WOW. That took a while, huh guys? SO! I got four reviews, so it's OMAKE TIME!

OMAKE

"MEN! We must discuss the theme for tomorrow!" Tamaki exclaimed.

Ed yawned. "How bought' that Frozen movie…? Know what? Never mind, later…"

The next day, Ed opened the door to be greeted by rose petals once again. He looked inside and sweatdropped. Snow covered the ground, and snowmen sat smiling at him. Hunny was dressed up as Olaf, Tamaki was Kristoff, Haruhi was Sven, Mori was Hans, Kyoya was Weselton, and the twins looked miserable as Anna and Elsa.

Ed's eyes widened. "I was joking…"

A/N: WAUGH! SOOO SHORT! And that omake was terrible, but I WAS BORED! Any ideas for another? PLEASE READ AND REVIEW and if I get a total of seven reviews or more, it'll be a guarantee I'll upload the next chapter!