As the plane touched down, The boys of the Cul-De-Sac were sleeping before hearing the captain announce that they had landed. Double-D stretched before taking the book he was reading off his face. Ed was resting his head on Rolf's shoulder, who was resting his head on Kevin's shoulder. As the three boys woke up, they ended up bonking each others heads.
"Ugh, my head..." Kevin groaned as he rubbed his temple while Ed just laughed absent-mindly. Eddy was up like a shot and zoomed ahead, carrying his luggage. Double-D groaned as he and the rest of the boys got their luggage as well as followed him out of the plane and out the airport.
"Ed is hungry..." Ed said as he rubbed his belly. Double-D checked the map of Japan he had acquired and looked for a good eatery.
"I believe this sushi shop would be good." The sock-hatted boy said as he put his finger on a destination that was just a couple miles away. The boys caught a bus and drove to the district were the shop was located.
"Hanzo's Futomaki Shack?" Kevin said as he read the English translation sign. The boys entered and were greeted by an old man with a grey moustache and beard and dressed in a chef outfit.
"Hello, boys! Looking for some good rolls? Hard, Thick, Squishy, we've got lots!" The old man said in a chipper tone. Double-D bowed politely as he offered his hand.
"Hello, 'Hanzo' I believe? Do you have seating for seven?" The old man nodded as he shook Eddward's hand before leading them to a table.
"Here's the menu. I'll whip you up something good!" He then returned to the kitchen in a way similar to a master ninja. The boys decided to check their menus before placing their orders.
"Sushi for future ninjas!" Ed said triumphantly as they were served. As the boys began eating, a girl with brown-black hair in a ponytail with a white ribbon.
"Grandpa! How's it going?" Hanzo smiled when he noticed the girl and gave her a big hug.
"Asuka, good to see you! How's your training?" The girl, now named Asuka, smiled as she began conversing with Hanzo while the Cul-De-Sac boys silently watched.
"That foxy girl is his granddaughter?" Eddy said as he drooled at the beautiful girl, his eyes aimed at her...ample chest.
"Eddy, show some respect!" Double-D as he smacked his friend on the head. After finishing their food, the boys took their leave. Double-D took out the map and pointed to a nearby school.
"Alright, gentlemen. This school is rumored to house one of the ninja schools we can join. But we should first find a place that can accommodate us-" As Double-D finished speaking, a mysterious figure in a trenchcoat stepped out of the shadows and handed a note silently before taking his leave. Double-D opened the note and read it's contents before realizing it was an address and also told them this:
"You and your friends are to be given a special house that will cater to your needs for the duration of your stay. Head to the address and you will be given access to it. Good luck on your journey."
"Intriguing. Well, gentlemen, let's find the address." With a nod, the boys went to find it while the trenchcoated figure that gave Double-D the note nodded.
"Good luck, you guys...I have a feeling you may need it." He said before vanishing in pure white light.
*later*
After an hour of walking, the boys had managed to find the address and gaped in awe when they saw the house they would reside in.
"Rolf's eyes sting with the beauty this modern go-go household contains!" The Son of a Shepard said with awe.
"Choice!" Kevin said excitedly. The boys all ran inside to see the interior and they had to say they were impressed.
"Sweet! It's got a PLASMA HD FLATSCREEN TV!" Eddy said with excitement as he bounced on the couch and flipped the TV Remote up and caught it, turning the television on to show lots of cool shows.
"EDDY, MY TURN!" Ed said as he leaped on the couch, launching Eddy into the air and swiping the remote before switching through the channels at a fast pace.
"Well, gentlemen. I guess we should get our rest. We have a big day ahead of us." Double-D said as the boys nodded in agreement before heading to their rooms (which had assigned nameplates and all) and getting into bed for what was surely going to be an exciting adventure.
*French Narrator: The Next Day*
After the boys got up, had breakfast and got dressed. After getting a note that said it would help them find the hidden school, they headed back to Hanzo Academy, were they noticed the girl from yesterday.
"It's that Asuka chick. Watch as Ol' Eddy sweeps her off her feet." Eddy said before smoothing his blue hair along with his trademark three stalks before heading over to her.
"Hello, missy. I'm Eddy, but you can call me: Edwardo~" The leader of the Eds said to the girl, who jumped back in shock as the other boys walked in.
"Sorry about Dorky here, he has no sense of style." Kevin said as he flicked Eddy's head, causing the short boy to scowl at his rival. Asuka just smiled politely before beginning to take her leave.
"Nice to meet you, sorry but I'm late for-" Double-D quickly grabbed her arm, mentally chastising himself for having to do such an aggressive thing.
"Forgive me, but we...we need you to see this." Double-D showed her the note they got and she studied it before her eyes widened in shock.
"O-Oh...Okay then...Follow me." The boys followed Asuka to a secret area and they found themselves going down a chute. Asuka landed perfectly while the boys landed on top of each other, with Ed falling last.
"Sandwich!" The lovable oaf said as he crushed the rest of his friends. Johnny lifted Plank out of the dogpile while Jimmy wailed in discomfort.
"Oh, you made it Asuka...Who are these guys?" A peppy voice said and as the boys all got out of the pile, they noticed a girl with long blonde hair and a slightly unbuttoned schoolgirl uniform.
"Katsu-Nii, they're here because-" However, the blonde girl grabbed Asuka's breasts and began massaging them while giving a lecherous grin.
"Nishishishi~! You naughty girl, bringing boys here? Guess you wanted things to get more exciting~" The boys watched while blushing in embarrasement before the blonde girl let go of the moaning Asuka and extended her hand out.
"'Sup, cuties~ I'm Katsuragi, but from now on, call me 'Mama'" Before any of the boys could react, Katsuragi was smacked on the head by the handle of a sword...that was held by a rather serious looking girl with black hair.
"I apologize for her behavior, I am Ikaruga." The girl with the sword said as she offered her hand politely. Double-D smiled as he shook it.
"A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Ikaruga. You see we're here because we received an invitation to join a secret ninja academy." Ikaruga nodded as the sock-hatted boy informed her.
"Well, this is Hanzo Academy. We are it's chosen pupils in the art of Shinobi. However, I do not know how you found us." Ikaruga said as she put a finger to her chin in thought. Eddy smirked as he adjusted his shirt collar.
"Maybe it's because we were the best bets to help out you lovely ladies~" The leader of the Eds said as he wiggled his eyes at Ikaruga, but he was ignored.
"We are only observing this school to make sure it will be suitable to teach us." Double-D scolded Eddy while giving Ikaruga an apologetic look. Katsuragi grinned pervertedly as she appeared behind Eddy and began massaging his shoulders.
"Oh, I hope you choose us then. I'll make every day unforgettable for you, cutie~" The blonde girl said while Eddy blushed in embarrassment. Before she could go further, a pen beaned her in the middle of her forehead, knocking her out again.
"Ignore her, she can't get her mind out of the gutter." A girl with snow white hair in two long pigtails with a Zeni coin eyepatch and a red eye said.
"That's Yagyuu-Chan by the way." Asuka said with a smile. Yagyuu walked up to the Cul-De-Sac boys and inspected them before seeing Jimmy, who blushed nervously at the sight of her beautiful features. Unbeknownst to anybody, Yagyuu slightly blushed at the frail boys petite frame.
"So, are you guys gonna join us or are you gonna waste our time?" Yagyuu said rather bluntly, causing the boys to flinch.
"Apologies, Ms. Yagyuu, but we DO need to observe the other schools..." Double-D said with a bow but Asuka perked up at what he said.
"You mean Gessen and Hebijo?" She said with a tilted head.
"If that is what they are called...then yes." Double-D said with a nod. Ikaruga contemplated before turning to the sock-hatted boy.
"Well then, I would advise you seek those out as well if you are seeking to learn Shinobi Arts somewhere else. We have friends there that you can trust." The black haired girl said.
"Will they also be hot chicks?" Eddy said with a smirk and Kevin couldn't help but agree with a grin. Suddenly everyone heard a chipper voice.
"Guys, I'm baaaaaack~" Came in a pink haired girl with black bows in her hair and strange pink clover-like emblems in her eyes.
"Hibari-Chan!" Asuka said with a smile to the girl. She then noticed the boys.
"Asuka-Chan, why are there boys here?" The pinkette said curiously as the boys in question all looked awkward.
"Well, we're from Peach Creek...in America. We came here because we were invited to attend a Shinobi School of our choosing." Double-D said, rubbing the back of his head before Ed popped up excitedly.
"WE'RE GONNA BE NINJAS!" The lovable oaf yelled boisterously. Asuka and Hibari couldn't help but giggle while Ikaruga and Yagyuu looked flat.
"Is he always like this?" Ikaruga said to Double-D who shrugged while Eddy chuckled and patted his big friend on the back.
"He's a lump, but he's OUR lump." The leader said proudly while Rolf gave Ed a rub on the armpit.
"Rolf is honored to know Buncake-for-brain Ed-Boy as a friend!" The Son of a Shepard said with a smile. The girls all smiled at the comraderie that the boys had for each other.
"I gotta admit, the Dork has some good points." Kevin said. Suddenly, they all felt a dark presence and turned to see Katsuragi getting up, emitting dark flames.
"If he's as good as you say...THEN LET ME FEEL IT!" The blonde girl said as she pounced on Ed, who cried in terror as he turned and ran.
"GIRL GERMS!" Everyone sweat-dropped as Ed crashed through the wall, with Katsuragi jumping after him and following him outside.
"We should probably stop her..." Ikaruga said with a sigh. Double-D nodded before the boys and girls all followed through the hole to catch Ed and Katsuragi.
Ed was panting as Katsuragi chased after him, a thirsty look on her blushing face.
"Come on, big boy~ Just let me see it~!" The blonde said with a lustful tone as Ed picked up the pace of his running.
"BAD TOUCH BAD FOR ED!" Ed cried before he suddenly crashed into a tall, dark figure. Katsuragi stopped to notice the figure as well as it turned to look down at Ed.
"You have arrived...Good...Let us put you to the test~" The figure snapped its fingers before disappearing. Suddenly, small pools of black goo formed and strange skeletal warriors began crawling out.
"Ed! Get back!" Katsuragi said in a surprisingly serious voice, but Ed's eyes simply sparkled with excitement.
"THEY ARE THE SKELETON KNIGHTS OF FANTASTIC LEGENDS NEO!" The lovable oaf said in excitement before barley dodging a longsword lazily swung by one of the skeletons.
"Watch out!" Katsuragi shouted as she delivered a kick to one of the skeletons that removed its skull from its body and sent it flying into space. Ed looked in awe at Katsuragi's strength as she looked at him playfully.
"What? I'm a Ninja, remember?" The blonde girl said before another skeleton came behind her. Ed quickly jumped and tackled it to the ground, crushing it under his mighty weight.
"ED!" Double-D's voice cried out as the rest of the boys and the other four girls came in running, Asuka had a pair of katanas, Ikaruga had her sword out and Yagyuu had an umbrella while Hibari was unarmed.
"Katsu-Nii, are you okay?" Asuka asked her friend in concern. Katsuragi just gave her a thumbs up before Ikaruga cleared her throat.
"We should probably show the boys how we do things, correct?" The raven-haired girl said and the girls all nodded with a smile before taking out scrolls from their boobs, much to the boys embarrassment and Ed's curiosity. Suddenly, they all raised the scrolls in the air and with the following words, their attires changed completely.
SHINOBI TENSHIN!
"Good heavens!" Double-D said in amazement.
"Jeese Louis." Eddy said with a brief sparkle in his eyes.
"Holy Taliedo!" Johnny said as he hugged Plank to his face.
"Choice!" Kevin said with a perverted grin.
"Fascinating." Rolf said with a nod while covering Jimmy's eyes.
"Nope, can't think of a word." Ed said as he put a finger to his chin. The girls soon began taking down the skeletons with quick, skilled efficiency. The boys, not wanting to be left out, quickly found whatever object they could find. Rolf and Ed simply used their sheer strength while Kevin picked up a stick to try and stab a skeleton with. Eddy smacked one with a rock he picked up while Double-D fished out a Swiss Army Knife from his ski cap and held it defensively. Jimmy cowered in terror while Johnny used his martial arts skills as Captain Melonhead to take the monsters down.
Soon, all the skeletons had been taken down and the girls sighed in relief, bits of their clothes had been cut in the process but nothing to concerning. Most of the boys all panted in exhaustion while Rolf and Ed were still rearing to go and Jimmy was still shivering.
"You guys are pretty gutsy. I respect that." Yagyuu said with a ghost of a smile.
"Yeah! You guys were really brave and cool! Especially Ed-Kun!" Hibari said as she gave Ed a big hug, to which he just laughed and returned it.
"Yeah, you just might make good ninjas yet." Katsuragi said with a finger gun and a wink. Suddenly, the shadowy figure Ed bumped into appeared and everyone got on guard.
"Amusing...I didn't think the letter I sent you would awaken your Shinobi spirit..." The boys all perked up when the figure mentioned the letter.
"Wait...YOU sent us the letter?!" Johnny said in shock.
"Yes, I did. Of course, my rival also sent the note as well...you see, I wanted to have you boys lure the girl into a trap considering your stupidity...however, it seems I'll have to postpone that since Benzi intercepted my scheme...oh well, I'll make sure to rectify that mistake soon." With that said, the shadowy figure disappeared, leaving everyone confused.
"So...It seems someone else sent the letter which that man intended to use as a trap of some kind." Double-D said as he pondered this with a finger to his chin.
"Well, how was your experience with us?" Asuka said with a smile. The boys all nodded to each other as they made their decision.
"We think it just might be a good school to train at, but we still need to meet your friends at the other schools of course." Double-D said.
"Lets hope they're just as cute as you, babes." Kevin said with a wink, causing Asuka, Hibari and even Ikaruga to blush while Yagyuu rolled her eyes and Katsuragi gave a finger gun with a return wink. After chatting with each other for a little while, the sun began setting and the boys bid farewell to the girls.
"We'll see you soon, ladies." Double-D said as he and the others waved good-bye to the girls, wh waved back before leaving. The boys headed home to their house, Kevin, Eddy, Johnny and Ed began watching TV while Double-D, Rolf and Jimmy headed to the kitchen.
"So, what should we do next? I figured with how sudden this has been, we should take a small break tomorrow." Double-D suggested as Rolf and Jimmy nodded.
"Indeed, Rolf wishes to see the markets. Papa always told Rolf the markets in Japan were quite up to the modern go-go standards, yes?" The Son of a Shepard said.
"I just hope we don't run into anything scary...My body isn't ready..." Jimmy said with a shiver. Rolf just smiled as he patted his Urban Ranger partner on the back.
"Rolf shall help teach you the basics of Self-Defense if you need them before we decide on a school for go-go ninjas, Jimmy." Jimmy looked up to his friend with a smile while Double-D pondered as he stirred some cake mix in a bowl.
"Who is this 'Benzi' that man mentioned...is he the one who gave us our house and provided us the note as well?" As he thought, none of the boys noticed the trenchcoated figure that gave them the address to their house was watching from afar.
"Beo has already made his move. I need to make sure those boys are prepared for what's ahead. Ed, Double-D, Eddy, Kevin, Rolf, Johnny, Jimmy...and Plank, can't forget Plank. I wish you all the best of luck in your journey...and get some hot ninja girl boobs while your at it!" The figure said before disappearing.
PHEW! This was a long one. The Boys have discovered the invitation was a trap but also not a trap at the same time and there are two mysterious figures at play. One is helping them while the other is threatening them.
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and the Cul-De-Sac boys interaction with the Hanzo girls, next chapter, we'll be having the boys meet Homura's team next. Stay tuned!
I do not own Ed, Edd n Eddy or Senran Kagura
