Aaaaaaand SECOND CHAPTER! Man, I'm on a roll!


Rayquaza POV

They had been calm for a while now. Too calm in fact. This must be what the humans referr to as 'the calm before the storm'.

"COME BACK HERE YOU CHEATER!" The red-haired boy yelled.

"YOU AIN'T GOT PROOF!" The blue-haired girl responded while running.

And here we go again... Rayquaza thought.

"No proof? NO PROOF?! You shot me through the Arceus-damned wall! If that isn't cheating I don't know what is!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did-"

"ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!" Rayquaza boomed. Wasn't it enough that he had to make sure they didn't bring about the end of the world for the mortals? "Now what are you fighting over this time?"

"We were playing CS:GO and ended up on different teams in the same match," Groudon began, "and -someone- used a cheat to shoot me despite being behind a wall!"

"I didn't cheat!"

"Yes you did!"

"Did not!"

"Did-"

"SILENCE!" Are these two seriously ancient legends capable of bringing about the end of the world? You'd think they would be more mature... "I don't know who is right or wrong, nor do I care. If you fight one more time before lunch, I'll make sure you don't get any dinner tonight!"

Groudon and Kyogre shut up at that. Being denied a meal was possibly the worst punishment you could be issued in the hall. And unfortunately, Rayquaza had that kind of autorithy. At least over them...

"I am not saying you can't have fun, just don't fight over every little thing. Understood?"

"Yes uncle..." They said in unison.

Why they had taken to calling him 'uncle' perplexed Rayquaza, but as long as they obeyed he didn't really care.

As he turned to leave, Rayquaza sensed an ill omen, and jumped back(almost knocking down the pair of legends he had just scolded), narrowly avoiding a Hyper Beam. Looking to the side, Rayquaza saw his assailant(albeit he could already guess who it was).

Deoxys.

"You -are- aware that violence in the hall is prohobited, right, Deoxys?" Rayquaza asked the absolutely furious DNA pokemon.

"You will PAY!" was all he got as answer.

Rayquaza sighed. He knew fully well why Deoxys was angry, but not why he hadn't gotten over it. It'd been nearly a decade since the incident, for Arceus sake! "Isn't it about time you get over it, Deoxys? It was just a rock in space..."

"IT WAS MY HOME!"

"ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH EARTH I MIGHT ADD!"

The two still ended up in combat- or rather, wrestling- actively trying to choke eachother.

Meanwhile, the two members of the weather trio stood there, watching the so-called 'mature' legends trying to murder eachother for what they considered no reason.

"You know..." Groudon began.

"Hmm?"

"Seeing them fight like this..."

"...Makes you realize how childish our fights are?"

"Yup. So..."

"...We're going to break them up?"

"One..."

"...Two..."

"...Three!"

"Primal Reversion!" They shouted in unison. As the form change ended, they both prepared their respective attacks.

"Precipice blades/Origin Pulse!"

The DNA pokemon and the leader of the weather trio didn't notice until it was too late, and was properly knocked unconscious. Groudon and Kyogre looked at eachother.

"So," Groudon began again, "now what?"

"Another game of CS:GO, but as teammates?"

"You're on!"


Thanks to Drakenstar78, I got enough material for this chapter, what with the fight between Rayquaza and Deoxys (however short).