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*Ring Ring*

"See how you like it when I prank call you, America. *Ring*"

*Phone is picked up*

"Hello?"

"Hello America...I'm coming to get you. I'm going to destroy you."

"England?"

"Yeah? H-how do you know...I mean...this isn't Engla-"

"England...yeah...there's this thing called caller id."

"Oh, I forgot about that. But how-"

"Did I manage to use France to fool you? Before you dial the number, dial *67; it hides your name."

"Can I try that?"

"Be my guest. *Hangs up phone*"

"Wait, America...what was the number again? Oh, forget it."

*Dials America's number*

*Ring* "Hello?"

"Hey, America; what was the number again?"

"It was *67...STAR-SIXTY-SEVEN."

"Thanks. *Hangs up phone* Wait...what was the point of that? Wasn't I supposed to prank call him?"