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*Ring Ring*
"See how you like it when I prank call you, America. *Ring*"
*Phone is picked up*
"Hello?"
"Hello America...I'm coming to get you. I'm going to destroy you."
"England?"
"Yeah? H-how do you know...I mean...this isn't Engla-"
"England...yeah...there's this thing called caller id."
"Oh, I forgot about that. But how-"
"Did I manage to use France to fool you? Before you dial the number, dial *67; it hides your name."
"Can I try that?"
"Be my guest. *Hangs up phone*"
"Wait, America...what was the number again? Oh, forget it."
*Dials America's number*
*Ring* "Hello?"
"Hey, America; what was the number again?"
"It was *67...STAR-SIXTY-SEVEN."
"Thanks. *Hangs up phone* Wait...what was the point of that? Wasn't I supposed to prank call him?"
